Fez Marie Whatley Memorial Thread [Archive]

JustJon

10-21-2005, 10:15 AM

With only two days of Fezzie left on the mortal plane, whatwill you remember best about him? 

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shodan

10-21-2005, 10:19 AM

I'd have to say his gruff, manly, Lawrence Tierney-like delivery.

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Doctor Manhattan

10-21-2005, 10:33 AM

His quick wit. It's Lightning fast. I will miss him.

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NITRON

10-21-2005, 10:34 AM

"Heeeyyyy!!!"

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peacefrog081

10-21-2005, 10:37 AM

Everything about him.  how hwill we know if he died if he lives alone on retard island?

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Furtherman

10-21-2005, 11:58 AM

After his peak, it's kind of hard to pinpoint a decent, let alone funny moment of Fez.  So I'd say the Irish car-bomb fiassco and any of the Don the Hypnotist shows is how I'll remember Fez best. Or as a light blue colored 4.  

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Recyclerz

10-21-2005, 12:35 PM

An Elegy for Fez*Stranger! behold, interr'd below, The soul of wrestling and Oreo. Poor Fez is gone, but left his mark: This jester from Florida -  Pinellas Park. His words were funny, and often fey and kept us laughing ‘til his final day. Tread lightly-where dear Fez is laid just in case any scratching noises are made. Yet is he happy in his hole, With Hawaiian shirt and cereal bowl. With the remembrance he once brought the funny, A comfort to Ron, along with the insurance money He seemed so happy, on Retard Island, in New York We gave him friends, cold beer and pork A mournful wail arises, for him, from us “It’s a damn shame he didn’t see that bus.”  * Modified from the original Bryon (see link)<a href="http://www.etsu.edu/english/muse/Byron2.htm">http://www.etsu.edu/english/muse/Byron2.htm</a> 

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JimBeam

10-21-2005, 01:36 PM

I unfortunately do not have XM yet, and have not been able to listen to the show, so can somebody help me out regarding what this thread is about ?

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j3lehane

10-21-2005, 02:48 PM

Jim Beam,yeah.There is a radio bit where Fez is going to die this
coming Sunday because he had 5 or more bad dreams warning him it was
his death date.The dreams were real and  disturbing enough,but
it's just something bothering him that he has supressed,so it's buried
and resurfaces as a painful image of himself being run down by a
BUS.There are other details,but that's most of it....now my own theory
of what HIT BY A BUS means in the dream is nothing more than THROWN
UNDER THE BUS.I think Fez resents when RON brings up Mikey D,and Fez
feels that he can't face that "desertion" by his best friend,so it
becomes painful,and hard to deal with outright on the air or
off-air.Ron thinks it's just busting his bawls,but really Fez can't
handle that kind of personal hurt,because it's just too close to HOME
and hits hard.   I may be so TOTALLY OFF with my armchair
analysis,so take it with a grain of alchy.

Bill From Yorktown

10-21-2005, 02:52 PM

His Jan Brady was always dead on

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spoon

10-21-2005, 02:57 PM

I have the same type of dreams all the time.  It's really scary to dream about death and it sure does shake the soul.  The only difference is that I dream of Fez's death, not my own.  Like someone else mentioned here already, at least you made it to the wrong side of your peak!  Say hi to those old Tampa uni's in Hell buddy! <img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah!

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fluffernutter

10-21-2005, 03:33 PM

In lieu of Flowers I used Oreo's.It was all I had.<img width="500" height="422" border="0" src="http://www.pleaseforgetme.com/SIGS/fezwreath.jpg" />

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hereintheUK

10-21-2005, 04:06 PM

Not only will Fez be remembered for his wonderful witticisms he will
also be remembered by the Ron and Fez International fan club as the
Pride of England. I will personally make sure that the Star Spangled
Banner gets played at the changing of the guards at Buckingham Palace
on Monday. Fez Marie Whatley. Gone but not forgotten.

spot

10-21-2005, 04:34 PM

Niagra Falls, Ontario weeps.       Farewell Fezzie.

led37zep

10-21-2005, 06:58 PM

I just started listening when they came to XM so I don't have that much background but I'll the audio of him drunk crying about his 90 year old grandma dying is pretty classic.  <div> </div><div>That and him puking nonstop today.</div><div> </div><div> </div><div>Woo hoo...first post!</div>

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Dirtybird12

10-21-2005, 07:23 PM

Farewell FezYou will be missed I have a fork that Fez used at the very last Friday Night Lights in DC -  Bidding starts at 7 dollars.  

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Klivian

10-21-2005, 07:23 PM

"Staaaaples! NOWWW!" 

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A.J.

10-21-2005, 11:20 PM

The image of a little boy dancing to "Harper Valley PTA" to stop his parents from fighting.

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IrishAlkey

10-21-2005, 11:31 PM

The way he cupped my balls...

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spoon

10-22-2005, 01:40 AM

So now you're cheating on me with fez too you bastard!

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Mike Teacher

10-22-2005, 02:41 AM

Thanks in advance Fez for making all the R+F stuff I have worth a shitload on eBay. All of us who bought Fluff's posters will be gazillionairres once Ronnie hits the morning show circuit<img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/esig" border="0" />

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johnnyneill

10-22-2005, 04:28 AM

Now if he had dreamt of getting hit by a Citroen in Belfast, that really would have freaked me out.<img title="New Plates" height="288" alt="New Plates" src="http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/7080/dsci0864edit3vz.jpg" width="384" border="0" /><img title="New Plates2" height="288" alt="New Plates2" src="http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/6998/dsci0865edit1hd.jpg" width="384" border="0" />(Couldn't get my real BAC as the number. I'm claiming 3176 as mine).Thanks for everything, Fezzie.

7footfour560lbs

10-22-2005, 09:37 AM

I'll miss his drunken babbles against mikey-d.

WHIT(EE)ARL

10-22-2005, 09:49 AM

if fez dies were all gonna feel really stupid<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" />

EffMeBoobs

10-22-2005, 09:51 AM

quote:if fez dies were all gonna feel really stupid<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" /> 

 And uncomfortable..... 

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JohnnyCash

10-22-2005, 12:12 PM

Good luck Bro.

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j3lehane

10-22-2005, 03:49 PM

quote:Everything about him. how hwill we know if he died if he lives alone on retard island?

<img border="0" src="http://members.aol.com/latinspicexox/images/peacrfrogwhitesig.jpg" /> Well
if you see lotsa tards wandering around in groups smiling
like.....um...smiling a lot,with salt shakers,HIGH-FIVING each other
and mostly missing ,with giggle-fits,then you might suspect
something.If the lights in Fez's apartment keep flickering on and
off,then there could be a PARTY at Fez's place,but it could be a little
more serious.It could be tragic.If some of the tards come running out
screaming like banshees and covered in PUDDING,then I would call 911.DO
NOT GO NEAR THE DOOR.

furie

10-22-2005, 04:20 PM

boas & bellyshirts 

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torker

10-22-2005, 04:41 PM

A little help...Is this Fez?<img height="290" src="http://www.ronandron.com/archive/snakes1.gif" width="394" border="0" />My memories of him are fading fast.

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Tall_James

10-22-2005, 04:45 PM

I never got to meet you in-studio.Oh well, guess I'll eat these Oreos myself.

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j3lehane

10-22-2005, 05:01 PM

Yeah torker that's fez doing some stunt.He has wide cheekbones,like
myself,and the hair was from the Ron & Ron days as best I can tell
from clips posted by Mikeyboy 2 months ago.Duh I just looked back and saw the Ron& Ron sign in background. 

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mikeyboy

10-22-2005, 05:27 PM

quote: A little help...Is this Fez?<img height="290" src="http://www.ronandron.com/archive/snakes1.gif" width="394" border="0" /> It sure looks like it.

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torker

10-22-2005, 05:39 PM

What an f'n treasure trove.  I'll miss the guy.<img height="305" src="http://www.ronandron.com/archive/FezFace1.jpg" width="210" border="0" />

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Yosammity

10-23-2005, 04:23 AM

quote: With only two days of Fezzie left on the mortal plane, whatwill you remember best about him? Who's Fez?

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mendyweiss

10-23-2005, 06:15 AM

<img height="300" src="http://www.findagrave.com/photos/2002/171/6494241_1024674182.jpg" width="450" border="0" />FEZ MORTE!

I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

torker

10-23-2005, 06:32 AM

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