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Bulldogcakes
10-26-2005, 04:26 PM
<p><a target="blank" href="http://www.team4news.com/Global/story.asp?S=4029330&nav=0w0v"></a></p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<font>DALLAS</font><br />
<font style="font-family: verdana,arial; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><strong>Man Arrested For Sprinkling Fecal Matter On Pastries</strong></font> (http://www.team4news.com/Global/story.asp?S=4029330&amp;nav=0w0v)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font></p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;" /><p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.</p>

<p>49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.</p>

<p>Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.</p>

<p>He
would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate
it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials
said.<br /></p>
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<font color=black>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 10-26-05 @ 8:31 PM</font>

Death Metal Moe
10-26-2005, 04:30 PM
Wow.&nbsp; That's all, wow.&nbsp;

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Bulldogcakes
10-26-2005, 04:33 PM
<p>Dry it and grate it up with a cheese grater. <br />
</p><p>Remind me not to have any pasta at this guys house. <br />
</p>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 10-26-05 @ 8:57 PM</font>

Hottub
10-26-2005, 04:53 PM
<p>So what do you use for sprinkles, Bulldog?</p><p>I'm not even going to ask about the canolli!!</p>

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10-26-2005, 04:59 PM
<p>I dont sell crap. Literally or figuratively. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Waiting for DJ Eveled. . . .&nbsp; .</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Waiting. .&nbsp; . &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>waiting. . . . &nbsp;</p>

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bobrobot
10-26-2005, 05:05 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000066">Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh inventor of dingleberry sprinkles.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066">Popcorn from his microwave must taste like poopcorn!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000066"><img title="dingleberries" height="446" alt="dingleberries" src="http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/9500/9849TYcx_w.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

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Death Metal Moe
10-26-2005, 05:06 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I dont sell crap. Literally or figuratively. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Waiting for DJ Eveled. . . .&nbsp; .</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Waiting. .&nbsp; . &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>waiting. . . . &nbsp;</p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetBulldogcakes3.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html" target="blank">My site Bully Baby</a> &quot;A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.'&quot;-Norm MacDonald <p>More like bracing...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>cringing...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>fearing...<br /></p>

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Death Metal Moe
10-26-2005, 05:07 PM
And it wasn't really &quot;spreading.&quot;&nbsp; It was peppering or sprinkling.&nbsp; When you said spreading, I got visions of butter knives and soft serve....

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10-26-2005, 05:18 PM
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samnyc
10-26-2005, 08:20 PM
i wonder what name this guy uses to post under on ronfez.net

PapaBear
10-26-2005, 08:41 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>And it wasn't really &quot;spreading.&quot;&nbsp; It was peppering or sprinkling.&nbsp; When you said spreading, I got visions of butter knives and soft serve.... <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN <br />Yeah... sprinkling isn't all that bad. It just adds flavor! Spreading just overwhelms the natural donuty goodness.

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WhistlePig
10-26-2005, 09:39 PM
mmmm chunky or smooth?

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A.J.
10-26-2005, 11:24 PM
<p>A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.</p><p>That would explain why cabs smell like shit.</p>

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DJEvelEd
10-27-2005, 02:33 AM
<p>Fuckin Arabs always trying to push their customs on us.</p><p>I've heard of a fly in soup, butt ass worms on a bagel?</p><p>Is there a picture of the cab driver, f&aelig;ces smeared pastry, and puking patron? In that order please...</p>

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