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sr71blackbird

10-26-2005, 05:23 PM

<img height="280" src="http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00199/sarah_jessica_parke_199185m.jpg" width="365" border="0" /> I see the damn Sex in the City poster every day on the train and when I look at her, and see her next to other humans, its glaringly obvious that she is descended from the equine tree.  Her bodys ok, but I see her face as if shes a guy wearing makeup. I just cant look at her anymore.

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Death Metal Moe

10-26-2005, 05:28 PM

Yea, she really does look like a bad cross dresser.  I NEVER got how ANYONE found her attractive.  There are some hollywood types that look good every now and then depending on how long they spend in make up I guess.  She is one woman that has looked horrible no matter where or when I've seen her.

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Bulldogcakes

10-26-2005, 05:58 PM

A slightly prettier version, but still a horseface 
<img width="477" height="450" border="0" src="http://www.andybrauer.com/FrontDesk/friends/faith/faithANDandy.JPG" /> Country singer Faith Hill  People
act like she's sooo beautiful. Alot of make up and bright lights and
she looks good. But you see her w/o make up and she's a horse face.
Plus she's annoying. My brother likes her. Ugh.  

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HBox

10-26-2005, 06:00 PM

She's not as hot as people make her out to be, but Faith Hill's no horseface. 

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Bulldogcakes

10-26-2005, 06:00 PM

Lest we forget <img width="225" height="307" border="0" src="http://www.thecrazywebsite.com/fun/funnymedia/2004527131131.jpg" /> 
Dear Britney. Please put on some make up.  

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Death Metal Moe

10-26-2005, 06:03 PM

Faith Hill I have nothing against.  She looks fine.  Briteny is just terrible.  Go away white trash.

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Bulldogcakes

10-26-2005, 06:03 PM

quote:She's not as hot as people make her out to be, but Faith Hill's no horseface. 
 I have one word for you H-box. Shnozzole.   Celebs without makeup (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/celeb.html) Funny site. THOUGH CHRISTINA APPLEGATE WAS JOGGING!! THATS NOT FAIR! 


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HBox

10-26-2005, 06:04 PM

The best way to describe Britney Spears is not fat, but "sloppy." 

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HBox

10-26-2005, 06:07 PM

Well, since this has turned into a chicks you don't
think are hot thread, I never found Lindsay Lohan hot, Not
pre-anorexia, and certianly not post. 

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Death Metal Moe

10-26-2005, 06:11 PM

Sorry boys, gotta trump you all...<img height="480" src="http://members.fortunecity.com/johnrobinson7/scansr/reid/Tara%20Reid%20f.jpg" width="324" border="0" />NEVER have I seen such a transformation from hot girl to atrocity.  Tara Reid gets my vote.  I saw her in her 1st Maxim shoot and I was blown away.  Hotter than hell.  But HOLY SHIT is it all make up and photoshops.  Seeing her in different places here and there on days where she did her own make up or whatnot, Oooof-a.  And I'm not even going to touch on the HORRIBLE boob job she had done.  Don't get huge jugs if your body doesn't look good with them brilliant.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN

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Bulldogcakes

10-26-2005, 06:14 PM

Now this one bugs me, because she's really talented.  <img width="214" height="240" border="0" src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/aguilera2.jpg" /><img width="185" height="240" border="0" src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/aguilera-2.jpg" /> Christina Aguilara But she tries way too hard to be sexier than she is. She can look good sometimes, awful others.  

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Bulldogcakes

10-26-2005, 06:19 PM

Another one that bugs me, cause I have a not so secret crush on her <img width="320" height="408" border="0" src="http://www.krimil.com/Images/GGGG-GWEN-STEFANI.jpg" /> 
<img width="279" height="380" border="0" src="http://www.ricmusic.de/wrstef1.jpg" /> Gwen Stefani She's so cool, so sexy. But she can look as good or as bad as she wants to. 

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Death Metal Moe

10-26-2005, 06:21 PM

I don't know, now I'm kinda liking the Skank in these women.Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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JimBeam

10-26-2005, 06:27 PM

What makes SJP so ugly is not just that big nose and long face but the deep inset eyes and that tumor or whatever it is on her chin.Get that removed you skank !!Faith Hill can really look good but my thing with her, as I've stated in other posts, is that she has no boobs. Negative boobs in my opinion.Same for that pig Stefani except she's not even remotely pretty.

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Death Metal Moe

10-26-2005, 06:30 PM

I never really thought Gwen was even good looking to be honest.  That short haired pic BDC meant to show her looking bad is the best I've ever seen her.Actually, that one video where it's just her bouncing in the sun on a bed makes her look pretty hot.  That's about it.  I kinda like the skany short haired look.

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Stankfoot

10-26-2005, 06:39 PM

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Death Metal Moe

10-26-2005, 06:40 PM

Tell me thats not a guy .....I can't, because the tits are so fake I'd be searching for salami too.  Blech.  And STOOPID to boot!

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Bulldogcakes

10-26-2005, 06:41 PM

Tori Spelling   Tori   Spelling  Tori Sp. . .sp.  .  . spelling  I cant beat that. I wont even try. 

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Death Metal Moe

10-26-2005, 06:42 PM

I'm starting to notice something.JAW LINEVery important!!!  If you got too flat a jaw line, it makes your face look manly.  Sorry if everyone else knew this.  Just starting to notice it now.

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Death Metal Moe

10-26-2005, 06:44 PM

quote: OMG Tori SpellingTori  Spelling  I cant beat that. I wont even try.  <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetBulldogcakes3.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html" target="blank">My site Bully Baby</a> "A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald I think I'd HAVE to beat her if she opened that yap!  Just words cascading over her swollen retard tougue, each thought more useless than the last. 

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Death Metal Moe

10-26-2005, 06:48 PM

You know, that's whats wrong here too!<img height="300" src="http://images.radcity.net/5735/951576.gif" width="293" border="0" />The jaw!  Yea yea, boobs boobs boobs.  I got ya, but it's the wide chin that's been throwing me off with her!  At least it makes sense now.

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tele7

10-26-2005, 06:56 PM

quote: You know, that's whats wrong here too!<img height="300" src="http://images.radcity.net/5735/951576.gif" width="293" border="0" />The jaw!  Yea yea, boobs boobs boobs.  I got ya, but it's the wide chin that's been throwing me off with her!  At least it makes sense now.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN I think it's called MDS, or Minnie Driver Syndrome

Death Metal Moe

10-26-2005, 06:58 PM

Minnie Driver is the ONLY woman I've ever seen that an English Accent made sound LESS attractive.

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WhistlePig

10-26-2005, 08:25 PM

So based on jaw line I guess Reese is the ultimate woman...

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Death Metal Moe

10-26-2005, 08:33 PM

quote: So based on jaw line I guess Reese is the ultimate woman... <img src="http://www.reese-witherspoon.com.ar/reese-witherspoon2.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/WhistlePig/WhistlePigSig2.jpg" border="0" /> You don't know me man! You don't know me man. HELL NO!

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mikeyboy

10-26-2005, 08:38 PM

Small chin, long hair, penciled in eyebrows...maybe this is your ultimate woman:<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/100_0103.jpg" width="500" border="0" />

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tele7

10-26-2005, 08:48 PM

Remember the Sarah Jessica Parker baby shower comedy pyramid?  It was my 9 seconds of fame.  It was weak at best.  Ron's reply was "going old school".

A.J.

10-27-2005, 12:09 AM

I wonder how the other one turned out.<img height="320" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/119/1305/320/squarepegs.jpg" width="239" border="0" />

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10-27-2005, 08:52 AM

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10-27-2005, 12:17 PM

<img height="360" src="http://www.style.com/slideshows/standalone/w/feature/010505WFEA/01f.jpg" width="240" border="0" /><img height="250" src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Ren%C3%A9e+Zellweger/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12d4l4m8i/EXP=1130530602/*-http%3A//www.movieeye.com/images/celebs/renee_zellweger.jpg" width="198" border="0" />zellweger, anyone?

JimBeam

10-27-2005, 12:59 PM

Zellweger always has a face like she just ate a sh*t covered lemon.What an ugly woman.

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Bulldogcakes

10-27-2005, 01:37 PM

Women who get really into Rene Zelwegger are about 5 minutes away from going dyke. And I dont mean hot, college girl lesbians. I mean middle aged, bitter, man-hating dykes.   

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FUNKMAN

10-27-2005, 02:12 PM

thank god we only have beautiful people on this board...  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" border="0" />

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TheMojoPin

10-27-2005, 02:21 PM

Yeah, because only stunningly beautiful people can have opinions.

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Hottub

10-27-2005, 02:32 PM

quote: thank god we only have beautiful people on this board...  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" border="0" />  <img height="500" src="http://www.silentpix.com/modules/Myalbums/albums/userpics/10014/normal_s%2040th%20B-Day%20003.jpg" width="375" border="0" /> You got that right!!! 

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10-27-2005, 03:33 PM

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TheMojoPin

10-27-2005, 08:43 PM

I want Stephen King to fix MY toilet!And James Patterson should mow my lawn!

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TheGameHHH

10-27-2005, 10:04 PM

you know what's weird about sarah jessica parker? i have always agreed that's she a complete horseface, but I'm pretty sure that after a few cocktails I wouldn't kick her outta bed.

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Dougie Brootal

10-28-2005, 12:40 PM

my girlfriend thinks s j horseface is an attractive woman! and a good actress!! she also thinks im attractive...ya think that means anything?

Tall_James

10-28-2005, 02:46 PM

my girlfriend thinks s j horseface is an attractive woman! and a good actress!! she also thinks im attractive...ya think that means anything? <img height="350" src="http://personales.ciudad.com.ar/simpsonitos/Milhouse_Senalando.jpg" width="375" border="0" />"My mom says I'm cool."

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Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 02:48 PM

quote: Yeah, because only stunningly beautiful people can have opinions.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> Dancing with the women at the bar... << He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."Is that why they bore us with them all the time?  One to grow on. 

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Bulldogcakes

10-28-2005, 04:06 PM

quote:Yeah, because only stunningly beautiful people can have opinions.

 Yes, I am stunningly beautiful, and I have opinions. 

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Hottub

10-28-2005, 04:14 PM

Yes BD, you are stunning.But don't ever forget, "Opinions are like Asholes..."

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FUNKMAN

10-28-2005, 05:32 PM

Sarah Jessica sat down at the barBartender asks "why the long face?"

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Death Metal Moe

10-28-2005, 05:39 PM

quote: Yes BD, you are stunning.But don't ever forget, "Opinions are like Asholes..."<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.   Yes, opinions are usually spelled incorrectly as well.  Good point.  One Point awarded to HOTTUB!

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convert

10-30-2005, 10:21 AM

quote: So based on jaw line I guess Reese is the ultimate woman... <img src="http://www.reese-witherspoon.com.ar/reese-witherspoon2.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/WhistlePig/WhistlePigSig2.jpg" border="0" /> You don't know me man! You don't know me man. my old man calls her penis chin.

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Death Metal Moe

10-30-2005, 10:27 AM

I heard someone say something about people being attracted to others with exaggerated features.  I know that'f vague, but a lot of these famous types do indeed have very exaggerated facial features.  Reese with the ching, Julia Robert's big mouth, Angelina with the lips and so on.Maybe we'll all just fucked up.

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grlNIN

10-30-2005, 11:04 AM

I'm attracted to exaggerated penises. 

 
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10-30-2005, 02:58 PM

<img src="http://www.ripnroll.com/images/bigthinker.gif" border="0" />The Big Thinker The enormous condom for the exagerrated penis. Even the most exaggerated imaginations won't fill this condom. If you do, please call 911. $3.50 

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NITRON

11-04-2005, 04:46 AM

You don't have to be "attractive" to be rich and successful. But for a lot of women in the entertainment industry, people focus on their looks.Scenes from SJP's new movie "Spinning into Butter" has been filming at Brooklyn COllege. Parker was here on Thursday filming scenes outside a "Belmont COllege" building, actually the college library.

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Judge Smails

11-04-2005, 05:35 AM

I don't take credit for these.  I came across them while doing an image search and just wanted to share:<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/mike_yanakita/sarahjessicapony.jpg" border="0" /><img height="383" src="http://img1.vunct.net/albums/mizike/Sjparker.jpg" width="287" border="0" />

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Dougie Brootal

11-04-2005, 06:56 AM

hahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahhahahaahhahaaaaah ahahhahahaahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha!thats the funniest thing ive ever seen!!!!god DAYUM!!! THATS AN UGLY BITCH!!!

Tall_James

11-04-2005, 07:11 AM

I've never seen Sex in the City but you can't help but be assaulted by images of those 4 crones all the time.That being said, the only one I would like to fuck is the brunette.

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Kevin

11-04-2005, 08:40 AM

quote: Small chin, long hair, penciled in eyebrows...maybe this is your ultimate woman:<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/100_0103.jpg" width="500" border="0" /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.thereisnoradio.com/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem <img height="157" src="http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/1235046" width="216" border="0" /> AND YOUR WINNNER FOR POST OF THE YEARRRRRRRRRRR MISSSSSSSSSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR RRRRRRRRR MIKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BOYYYYYYYYYYYY..................................MI KEY BOYYYYYYYYY    <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Kevin2700" border="0" /> The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry. 

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Donnielimes

11-04-2005, 08:49 AM

Opie and Anthony used to call Sarah Jessica Parker 'Ruth Buzzie' after the old lady on 'Laugh-in' that was funny if you guys can see a picture of Ruth Buzzie with the hairnet and shit she really does look like her.<a href="http://donnydelicious.blogspot.com/">http://donnydelicious.blogspot.com/</a>

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Doctor Manhattan

11-04-2005, 08:49 AM

I thought SJP was cute in L.A. Story. But that was more than 10 years ago. Did Steve Martin ever have dark hair?

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Tall_James

11-04-2005, 09:13 AM

<img height="284" src="http://www.echonyc.com/~jkarpf/ruth/images/senior.jpg" width="213" border="0" /><img height="283" src="http://www.netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images544451_Sarah-Jessica-Parker.jpg" width="225" border="0" />That's Ruth Buzzi's HS Yearbook picture on the left.Scary close.

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Doctor Manhattan

11-04-2005, 09:16 AM

Is that SJP on the right? I know I've seen her look better than that.

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Dougie Brootal

11-04-2005, 10:10 AM

the only way sjp could look worse is if her face was splattered all over the wall

Judge Smails

11-04-2005, 11:04 AM

quote: Did Steve Martin ever have dark hair? <img src="http://www.o-meon.com/images/DISNEYLAND_50TH/YoungSteveMartin.jpg" border="0" />Working at the Disneyland magic shop 

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FUNKMAN

11-04-2005, 12:04 PM

Did Steve Martin ever have dark hair? of course! remember he was born a poor black child

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A.J.

11-04-2005, 09:52 PM

I don't care if his hair was the color of a baboon's ass.

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East Side Dave

11-05-2005, 04:47 AM

quote: <blockquote /><img src="http://www.o-meon.com/images/DISNEYLAND_50TH/YoungSteveMartin.jpg" border="0" />  Is that Steve Martin or Sirhan Sirhan?

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Donnielimes

11-11-2005, 07:54 AM

OMFG it is Ruth Buzzie!!!!!!!!!!!! "Good Times/Noodle Salad, Thats my story"<a href="http://donnydelicious.blogspot.com/">http://donnydelicious.blogspot.com/</a>

This message was edited by Donnielimes on 11-11-05 @ 11:54 AM