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Judge Smails
10-28-2005, 07:18 AM
<p><img height="249" src="http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/m/mot-mys/my_blue_heaven.jpg" width="217" border="0" /></p><p>I was just watching this on HBO.&nbsp; OK movie, but Steve Martin as an italian mobster from New York City?&nbsp; Who thought this was a good idea?</p><p>Can anyone else think of movies where big stars were miscast in starring roles?&nbsp; Keanu Reeves in Dracula springs to mind.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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JPMNICK
10-28-2005, 07:49 AM
<p>Keanu Reeves in Devils Advocate, or any movie besides BIll and Ted. </p><p>I think the main charector in the prison break show is a horrible actor, and just barely gets by on that part. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Also, any rapper who became an actor, such as DMX in those steven segal movies. </p>


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torker
10-28-2005, 02:41 PM
<p>Michael J. Fox in <em>Casualties of War</em>.</p><p><img height="165" src="http://www.contracampo.com.br/47/pecadosdeguerra.jpg" width="237" border="0" /></p>

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Tall_James
10-28-2005, 02:43 PM
<p>Keanu Reeves as Siddartha in &quot;Little Buddha&quot;</p><p>Rock Hudson as the romantic lead in any film he made.</p>

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Death Metal Moe
10-28-2005, 02:51 PM
<p><img height="237" src="http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/clint-eastwood/clint-eastwood-017-img.jpg" width="232" border="0" /></p><p>I consider any movie where this man wasn't holding a gun a miscast.</p><p>Also, any movie where he sang or hung out with&nbsp;a primate.</p>

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mikeyboy
10-28-2005, 02:53 PM
<p>Charleston Heston as a Mexican cop in &quot;Touch of Evil&quot;</p><p>Mickey Rooney as the Chinese neighbor in &quot;Breakfast at Tiffany's&quot;</p>

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fezident
10-28-2005, 03:04 PM
<p>If they actually hired Nic Cage to be the new Superman....THAT would've been the single greatest miscast in film history.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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zentraed
10-28-2005, 03:16 PM
<p>natalie portman in &quot;The Professional&quot;</p><p><img width="299" height="230" border="0" src="http://web.newsguy.com/zentraed/ronfez/leon.jpg" /></p><p>uncomfortable...&nbsp;</p>

Doctor Manhattan
10-28-2005, 03:24 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>natalie portman in &quot;The Professional&quot; <p>uncomfortable...&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><font color="#990000" size="2">Wasn't that the point?</font>

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Hottub
10-28-2005, 03:25 PM
<p>I personally thought Steve Martin was hilarious as Vinnie/Todd!</p><p>&quot;Cause you could <strong>melt</strong> all this stuff!&quot;</p><p>How about 'They Live&quot;. Who told Roddy Piper he could act!</p>

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10-28-2005, 03:33 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote: </font>natalie portman in &quot;The Professional&quot; <p>uncomfortable... </p><p> </p><font size="2" color="#990000">Wasn't that the point?</font>&nbsp;<br />her
character was supposed to be 15ish, which would have provided for some
&quot;inappropriate, but understandable&quot; sexual tension. but ya throw in a
12 y/o and have her trying to seduce an old illiterate hitman? no good.<br />

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10-28-2005, 03:53 PM
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murfee
10-28-2005, 03:54 PM
robert de niro as a mick gangster in goodfellers jlo in every movie cept when she was a housekeeperhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/photogallery

PapaBear
10-28-2005, 10:43 PM
<p>Dustin Hoffman didn't look ANYHING like Lenny Kravitz in this movie...</p><p><img src="http://www.altfg.com/Stars/Lennyposter.gif" border="0" /></p><p>His guitar playing was atrocious!!!!</p>

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10-29-2005, 02:29 AM
<p>Harry T. as a producer.</p>

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10-29-2005, 04:59 AM
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a profit...

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landarch
10-29-2005, 05:44 AM
<p>Jesus Christ was a prophet, the profits came in much later with the advent of his churches!!</p>

spoon
10-29-2005, 12:36 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>....... jlo in every movie cept when she was a housekeeperhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/photogallery WRONG, but oh so right!&nbsp; Nice.<br />

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10-29-2005, 12:38 PM
<p>Alanis Morisette in &quot;Dogma.&quot;&nbsp;Ha! I laugh at the idea of her as God! Ha!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>......now Danny Devito...that woulda been more realistic...&nbsp;</p>

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10-29-2005, 07:04 PM
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FUNKMAN
10-29-2005, 07:43 PM
<p>I was just watching this on HBO.&nbsp; OK movie, but Steve Martin as an italian mobster from New York City?&nbsp; Who thought this was a good idea?</p><p></p><p>i thought is sucked... i love most of Steve Martin's work but this was too much of a stretch</p><p>&quot;die you gravy sucking pig&quot;... now that's good stuff!!! </p>

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fezident
10-29-2005, 08:06 PM
Miscast = Any movie where Kirsten Dunst is&nbsp;playing a beautiful/desirable woman.

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Death Metal Moe
10-29-2005, 08:12 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Miscast = Any movie where Kirsten Dunst is&nbsp;playing a beautiful/desirable woman. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/fezident.jpg" border="0" /> Killing threads since 2002. <p><br />Ooooh!&nbsp; BURN!&nbsp; You know, I saw her on the front of one of these check out asile mags, and she looked terrible.&nbsp; It was her hair.&nbsp; She seemed to have one of those short, trendy, &quot;supposed to look like I rolled out of bed&quot; Art School Fag haircuts.&nbsp; What a horrible look.&nbsp; </p><p>She can look pretty, but not that time.&nbsp; </p>

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A.J.
10-29-2005, 09:28 PM
<p>As I've said before in some other thread...Rosie O'Donnell in &quot;Exit to Eden&quot;:</p><p><img src="http://members.fortunecity.com/delanay/exit1.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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