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Judge Smails
10-28-2005, 07:18 AM
<p><img height="249" src="http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/m/mot-mys/my_blue_heaven.jpg" width="217" border="0" /></p><p>I was just watching this on HBO. OK movie, but Steve Martin as an italian mobster from New York City? Who thought this was a good idea?</p><p>Can anyone else think of movies where big stars were miscast in starring roles? Keanu Reeves in Dracula springs to mind.</p><p> </p>
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JPMNICK
10-28-2005, 07:49 AM
<p>Keanu Reeves in Devils Advocate, or any movie besides BIll and Ted. </p><p>I think the main charector in the prison break show is a horrible actor, and just barely gets by on that part. </p><p> </p><p>Also, any rapper who became an actor, such as DMX in those steven segal movies. </p>
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10-28-2005, 02:41 PM
<p>Michael J. Fox in <em>Casualties of War</em>.</p><p><img height="165" src="http://www.contracampo.com.br/47/pecadosdeguerra.jpg" width="237" border="0" /></p>
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Tall_James
10-28-2005, 02:43 PM
<p>Keanu Reeves as Siddartha in "Little Buddha"</p><p>Rock Hudson as the romantic lead in any film he made.</p>
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Death Metal Moe
10-28-2005, 02:51 PM
<p><img height="237" src="http://www.all-pictures-photos.com/images/clint-eastwood/clint-eastwood-017-img.jpg" width="232" border="0" /></p><p>I consider any movie where this man wasn't holding a gun a miscast.</p><p>Also, any movie where he sang or hung out with a primate.</p>
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mikeyboy
10-28-2005, 02:53 PM
<p>Charleston Heston as a Mexican cop in "Touch of Evil"</p><p>Mickey Rooney as the Chinese neighbor in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"</p>
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fezident
10-28-2005, 03:04 PM
<p>If they actually hired Nic Cage to be the new Superman....THAT would've been the single greatest miscast in film history.</p><p> </p>
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zentraed
10-28-2005, 03:16 PM
<p>natalie portman in "The Professional"</p><p><img width="299" height="230" border="0" src="http://web.newsguy.com/zentraed/ronfez/leon.jpg" /></p><p>uncomfortable... </p>
Doctor Manhattan
10-28-2005, 03:24 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>natalie portman in "The Professional" <p>uncomfortable... </p><p> </p><font color="#990000" size="2">Wasn't that the point?</font>
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Hottub
10-28-2005, 03:25 PM
<p>I personally thought Steve Martin was hilarious as Vinnie/Todd!</p><p>"Cause you could <strong>melt</strong> all this stuff!"</p><p>How about 'They Live". Who told Roddy Piper he could act!</p>
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zentraed
10-28-2005, 03:33 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote: </font>natalie portman in "The Professional" <p>uncomfortable... </p><p> </p><font size="2" color="#990000">Wasn't that the point?</font> <br />her
character was supposed to be 15ish, which would have provided for some
"inappropriate, but understandable" sexual tension. but ya throw in a
12 y/o and have her trying to seduce an old illiterate hitman? no good.<br />
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10-28-2005, 03:53 PM
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murfee
10-28-2005, 03:54 PM
robert de niro as a mick gangster in goodfellers jlo in every movie cept when she was a housekeeperhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/photogallery
PapaBear
10-28-2005, 10:43 PM
<p>Dustin Hoffman didn't look ANYHING like Lenny Kravitz in this movie...</p><p><img src="http://www.altfg.com/Stars/Lennyposter.gif" border="0" /></p><p>His guitar playing was atrocious!!!!</p>
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10-29-2005, 02:29 AM
<p>Harry T. as a producer.</p>
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10-29-2005, 04:59 AM
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landarch
10-29-2005, 05:44 AM
<p>Jesus Christ was a prophet, the profits came in much later with the advent of his churches!!</p>
spoon
10-29-2005, 12:36 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>....... jlo in every movie cept when she was a housekeeperhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/photogallery WRONG, but oh so right! Nice.<br />
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East Side Dave
10-29-2005, 12:38 PM
<p>Alanis Morisette in "Dogma." Ha! I laugh at the idea of her as God! Ha!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>......now Danny Devito...that woulda been more realistic... </p>
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10-29-2005, 07:04 PM
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FUNKMAN
10-29-2005, 07:43 PM
<p>I was just watching this on HBO. OK movie, but Steve Martin as an italian mobster from New York City? Who thought this was a good idea?</p><p></p><p>i thought is sucked... i love most of Steve Martin's work but this was too much of a stretch</p><p>"die you gravy sucking pig"... now that's good stuff!!! </p>
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fezident
10-29-2005, 08:06 PM
Miscast = Any movie where Kirsten Dunst is playing a beautiful/desirable woman.
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Death Metal Moe
10-29-2005, 08:12 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Miscast = Any movie where Kirsten Dunst is playing a beautiful/desirable woman. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/tucker71/fezident.jpg" border="0" /> Killing threads since 2002. <p><br />Ooooh! BURN! You know, I saw her on the front of one of these check out asile mags, and she looked terrible. It was her hair. She seemed to have one of those short, trendy, "supposed to look like I rolled out of bed" Art School Fag haircuts. What a horrible look. </p><p>She can look pretty, but not that time. </p>
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