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angrymissy

11-03-2005, 08:11 AM

PLEEEASE tell me someone else saw the gargantuan fat toothless "christian" lady freaking out on Trading Spouses last night.  2 Part Episode and next week she is ranting how she is a "warrior from god" and her house is "tainted".<a title="Crazy lady" href="http://www.big-boys.com/articles/tradingspouses.html" target="_self">CLIP</a> 

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douchebagsean

11-03-2005, 08:19 AM

quote: she is ranting how she is a "warrior from god" and her house is
"tainted".   gotta love those religious wackos 

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badorties

11-03-2005, 08:21 AM

i saw the commercial, and really wish i hadn't ... i cant take all that screaming anymore

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JPMNICK

11-03-2005, 08:22 AM

That is how i picture Paul O's wife to look

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JesterOfSadness

11-03-2005, 12:26 PM

I've seen the clip numerous times, and well...I have never been more terrified of a woman before. I dont watch the show, but what was all the hubub?And I'm thankful I'm not a religious buff

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Tenbatsuzen

11-03-2005, 12:35 PM

quote: I've seen the clip numerous times, and well...I have never been more terrified of a woman before. I dont watch the show, but what was all the hubub?And I'm thankful I'm not a religious buffThe spouses traded... one was a religious right christian, the other was a new-age astrology person.  The Christian flipped.  

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ShelleBink

11-03-2005, 06:23 PM

I'm mad I missed it.  It looked disturbingly funny, but the bf had the remote last night... I think he planned it.

Death Metal Moe

11-03-2005, 06:40 PM

I hope the 2nd half is the hippies finally getting motivation enough to beat the Christian Wacko to death with bongs or whatever hippies have lying around.Stinking hippies.  Only good thing about them is they're usually easy going.

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FUNKMAN

11-03-2005, 09:11 PM

bet she's thankful god gave her that one good tooth...

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Donnielimes

11-04-2005, 08:54 AM

Frankly I think all hippies should go lick a toad, but the christian lady wasn't acting very loving or tolerant was she? Just strange is all.<a href="http://donnydelicious.blogspot.com/">http://donnydelicious.blogspot.com/</a>

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fezident

11-04-2005, 11:28 AM

Wasn't there a clip floating around of a mom screaming her f'king head off at her teenage son?  Something aboot needing his car...or needing a ride to work...or SOMETHING like that.  The kid was pretty calm and that crazyass mom was screeching for what seemed like 10 mins.  That was a good clip.  Bring back memories.

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ShelleBink

11-04-2005, 11:31 AM

quote: Something aboot needing his car... 
 You'll need to translate this.  Not everyone here can read Canadian.

zentraed

11-04-2005, 11:57 AM

quote:Wasn't
there a clip floating around of a mom screaming her f'king head off at
her teenage son? Something aboot needing his car...or needing a ride to
work...or SOMETHING like that. The kid was pretty calm and that
crazyass mom was screeching for what seemed like 10 mins. 
 O&A played some
audio during a worst-of last week. she needed money for gas so she
could make it back to work. the kid was like, "you think you can talk
to me like that and then ask me for money?" But the mom totally lost
it. The neighbor came over, told the kid he'd pay him back and then he
gave his mom the money. Great clip

FUNKMAN

11-04-2005, 12:02 PM

the gap was so big in her front teeth they're thinking of declaring her mouth a national park

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silera

11-04-2005, 02:07 PM

It's Coco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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newport king

11-04-2005, 04:13 PM

this was just on? i've been seeing that damn commercial for about a month.

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Judge Smails

11-04-2005, 06:26 PM

quote: You'll need to translate this.  Not everyone here can read Canadian. This is the clip of which he speaks.  It was played on O&A<a href="http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1989">http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1989</a>   

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Tall_James

11-04-2005, 07:26 PM

When that woman dies and meets Jesus I hope he tells her that she got it all wrong and that everything she did was counter to his teachings.  And then gives her a big old dope slap to her forehead.

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JesterOfSadness

11-05-2005, 03:01 PM

Seeing her face just wants me to hunt her down and hit her with a bat

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silera

11-09-2005, 05:23 PM

The fat bitch should take a refresher course on the 7 deadly sins.

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silera

11-09-2005, 05:44 PM

The other mom is a saint.

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ShelleBink

11-09-2005, 05:51 PM

Kinda makes me feel bad that she lives in New Orleans... haven't those people suffered enough?

SatCam

11-09-2005, 05:52 PM

If they butchered this woman I think her rolls could feed africa 

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tele7

11-09-2005, 05:57 PM

Those poor kids! 

silera

11-09-2005, 05:59 PM

UPON REVIEW MARGERET HAS DECIDED TO TAKE THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!God warrior her fat AAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

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SatCam

11-09-2005, 06:00 PM

<div align="justify">HAHAHAHAHHA BEST FUCKING ENDING EVER!!!!! I can't believe the husband said "fuck you"!!!!  I love the way they put "$20,000 for her gastric bypass... upon further review, she accepted the money" </div>

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alexc

11-09-2005, 06:01 PM

at the end of the show, did she make a small jab at going to a catholic church...?

ShelleBink

11-09-2005, 06:02 PM

quote:* align="justify">HAHAHAHAHHA BEST FUCKING ENDING EVER!!!!! I can't believe the husband said "fuck you"!!!! I love the way they put "$20,000 for her gastric bypass... upon further review, she accepted the money"  

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silera

11-09-2005, 06:02 PM

Yes, the catholic church isn't christian enough for her.

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HBox

11-09-2005, 06:02 PM

I think the husband said "That's bullshit Margaret." 

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silera

11-09-2005, 06:07 PM

She's such a shitty mom her daughter got knocked up.

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Dirtybird12

11-09-2005, 06:08 PM

quote: I think the husband said "That's bullshit Margaret." yeah he did. It's Jesus freaks like that ... that make proud to worship Ronnie James Dio. The new age chick was laid back - cool and really cute. She seemed to have a lot of inner peace. Is it me or did the one dude Chris look like Ron Diaz? <img height="233" src="http://www.rockdetector.com/assets/resized/img/interviews/4/1dio-0-200-0-300.jpg" width="200" border="0" /><a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/ufo1.jpg" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.perrynoid.com/" target="blank">Perrynoid</a> FAKE FM - you won't believe your ears ( coming soon)

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ShelleBink

11-09-2005, 06:15 PM

quote:She's such a shitty mom her daughter got knocked up.

 
I missed last week's ... I'm guessing the oldest chick ((the bossy "2nd mom")) is the mother to the youngest kid in that house? Begin your response here...

Bama

11-09-2005, 07:14 PM

Those last five minutes were the greatest five minutes of television in the history of the world. 

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finster911

11-09-2005, 07:34 PM

FUNNY SHIT. I FOUND HER PHONE # ONLINE AND TALKED TO HER TONIGHT. I TOLD HER I WAS DECON JONES .I HAD HER ON THE PHONE FOR A FEW MIN. THE # IS 1-985-386-7657  THIS IS NO BULLSHIT.

YoungJersey

11-09-2005, 07:55 PM

1. is that phone # legit? isnt that illegal?2. I could have sworn her head was gonna spin when she was in the van on the ride home.3. i now apprectiate my mother more

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Dirtybird12

11-09-2005, 08:00 PM

Dude u rock..so guess who will be on the cosmic circus sunday night? lol 

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11-09-2005, 08:00 PM

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Mike Teacher

11-09-2005, 08:31 PM

being intrigued by the 'meltdown' audio teasers, i tuned in, and that was the worst non-acting ever, in a set up so staged as to be laughable, and thats before you read at the end that she was completely full of shit, in case her bullshit wannabe holy roller non-freakout they teased until the last minutes didnt work, which it didn't.Horrific. She looked a cross between Jaba the Hutt and a female Louie Anderson.

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Dirtybird12

11-09-2005, 08:38 PM

and she had the sweet voice of the bus driver from southpark

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PapaBear

11-09-2005, 08:54 PM

I could travel 15 miles north, into W. Va and find a hundred of this same woman. The funny thing is, they'd all live within 5 miles of a strip club!

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Bama

11-09-2005, 11:59 PM

THIS THREAD IS FROM THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 I REBUKE YOU ALL IN THE NAME OF JESUS!!!!! 

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ShelleBink

11-10-2005, 07:44 AM

quote:She looked a cross between Jaba the Hutt and a female Louie Anderson.

 Wow.  I was just disgusted at the fact that she is the same height and width.