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Freakshow

11-03-2005, 01:24 PM

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Furtherman

11-03-2005, 01:36 PM

Vin Diesel wipes his ass with that site.

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furie

11-03-2005, 01:53 PM

chuck norris uses a live rattlesnake for a condom

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Death Metal Moe

11-03-2005, 02:01 PM

I appreciated all the beard jokes but thought the roundhouse kick bit got stale by the end of the list.

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FUNKMAN

11-03-2005, 09:56 PM

chuck norris's acting has no equal          it's the fucking worst i've ever witnessed

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JesterOfSadness

11-04-2005, 07:06 AM

I think the only time I ever enjoyed Walker Texas Ranger, was when Conan played some clips of it...absolutely hysterical

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Tall_James

11-04-2005, 07:07 AM

Chuck Norris.  I've got nothing.

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KC2OSO

11-04-2005, 07:11 AM

Chuck Norris ate an iron factory and shit out a typewriter. 

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Tall_James

11-04-2005, 09:05 AM

Still have nothing.

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Doctor Manhattan

11-04-2005, 09:30 AM

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.so is this a fan site? They are just making Chuck sound gay.

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Tenbatsuzen

11-04-2005, 09:32 AM

Fuckin' Chuck Norris.

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Melrapuo

11-04-2005, 09:40 AM

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".Heh, I thought this one was pretty funny.

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FUNKMAN

11-04-2005, 12:06 PM

Chuck Norris ate an iron factory and shit out a typewriter. i thought it went " Chuck Norris ate an iron factory and shit out bad acting "... my bad 

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KC2OSO

12-15-2005, 08:44 AM

**** THE PROOF THAT Chuck Norris IS EVIL ****



<pre> C H U C K N O R R I S 67 72 85 67 75 78 79 82 82 73 83 - as ASCII values 4 9 4 4 3 6 7 1 1 1 2 - digits added \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_________/ 4 8 9 8 4 - digits added Thus, "Chuck Norris" is 48984. </pre>

Divide the number by 006 - this is the symbol of war, backwards. It gives 8164.


Subtract 6661 from the number - this is the year of the Great London Fire, written backwards. It gives 1503.


Turn the number backwards, and add 1792 - the year guillotine was first used. The number is now 4843.


Add 2591 to it - this is the year killer fog haunted London, written backwards - you will get 7434.


Subtract 5981 from the number - this is the year Rudolph Hess was born, written backwards. It gives 1453.


This, when read backwards, gives 3541. This is 1889 in octal, the year Adolf Hitler was born...

EVIL 
 
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**** MORE PROOF THAT Chuck Norris IS EVIL ****



<pre> C H U C K N O R R I S 67 72 85 67 75 78 79 82 82 73 83 - as ASCII values 4 9 4 4 3 6 7 1 1 1 2 - digits added \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_________/ 4 8 9 8 4 - digits added Thus, "Chuck Norris" is 48984. </pre>

Add 7, the sacred number of Illuminati - the result is 48991.


Add 21, the symbol of the greater sin - the result is 49012.


Turn the number backwards, and add 1957 - the year Ford introduced the Edsel. The number is now 23051.


Add 1951, the year the Rosenbergs were sentenced to death for spying by the US - the result is 25002.


Subtract 1792, the year guillotine was first used. The result will be 23210.


This, when read backwards, gives 01232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast...


Evil, QED.


 
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