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torker
11-05-2005, 07:27 AM
<p>A casual remark made at the wrong time led to an arrest and an ongoing legal battle for the partner of gay Broadway star Denis O'Hare, who is now starring in &quot;Sweet Charity.&quot;</p><p>The drama began last week at the Newport News, Va., airport when O'Hare and his partner, Hugo Redwood, traveled home to New York City after attending O'Hare's sister's wedding. At the Transportation Security Administration screening station, each of the pair was taken aside for a second security screening, which is not uncommon for passengers who purchase one-way tickets, as they had.</p><p>Then Redwood said to O'Hare, &quot;I guess we must be terrorist suspects.&quot; A TSA officer overheard the comment and gave him a stern warning about joking. That could have been the end of it. Instead, a second officer arrived and all hell broke loose, Redwood told the <a href="http://www.planetout.com/news/election/article.html?2005/11/01/1" target="_blank">PlanetOut Network</a>.</p><p>&quot;The second officer came up and asked me what I said, so I repeated it and insisted it was a joke,&quot; Redwood recalled. &quot;Then he handcuffed me, carried me away in my socks through the airport, and placed me in a detention room. It was a huge deal. At one point there were six officials in the room.&quot;</p><p></p><p>It may have been the lisp.</p>

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Tall_James
11-05-2005, 07:42 AM
I heard that the security officials overheard him say that &quot;he was packing&quot;, not realizing that they didn't hear the &quot;fudge&quot; part of that statement.

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DJEvelEd
11-05-2005, 07:54 AM
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Tall_James
11-05-2005, 08:03 AM
<p>Simply misunderstanding, he said he wanted to &quot;blow the pilot&quot; not &quot;blow up the pilot&quot;.</p>

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torker
11-05-2005, 08:05 AM
<p>Next time, take the train.</p><p><img height="155" src="http://action.web.ca/home/lgbt/attach/050616_gay_immigrants_250.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>

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El Mudo
11-05-2005, 09:58 AM
I think its absolutely hysterical the guy's partner is named &quot;Hugo Redwood&quot;

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11-05-2005, 01:58 PM
<p>Well, look on the bright side.&nbsp; Maybe they got a cavity search out of the deal.</p>

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Bulldogcakes
11-06-2005, 04:21 AM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>&quot;Then he handcuffed me,
carried me away in my socks through the airport, and placed me in a
detention room. It was a huge deal. At one point there were six
officials in the room.&quot; <p> </p><p>He continued </p><p>&quot;Then
the tall dark one told me to get on my knees and unzip his fly, or he'd
give me the nightstick. I said 'Promise?' The next thing I knew I was
surrounded by all six and they just took turns having their way with
me&quot; </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><em><em />

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legroommusic
11-06-2005, 05:42 AM
I think that he was just sticking it to the man.
legroommusic
11-06-2005, 05:43 AM
he was assing for it.
DJEvelEd
11-06-2005, 05:51 AM
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Death Metal Moe
11-06-2005, 07:30 AM
So he cired on Hugo's shoulder the whole plane ride, ran home and ate a whole box of chocolates as he cried himself to sleep watching &quot;Sex&nbsp;and the City.&quot;

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11-06-2005, 07:32 AM
<p>The second officer came up and asked me what I said, so I repeated it and insisted it was a joke</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="315" src="http://www.koentertainmentcompany.com/KO%20Entertainment/jim%20breuer.jpg" width="222" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;Gimmie the bomb, FAGEET!&quot;</p>

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Bulldogcakes
11-06-2005, 08:41 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><strong>TSA Employee:</strong> &quot;Sir could you please remove your trousers?&quot;</p><p><strong>Frequent Flying Fag:</strong> &quot;Oooogah, no problem cutie&quot;</p><p><strong>TSA Employee: </strong>&quot;Sir
you have something hanging out of your buttocks. It's a rose! OH MY!!!
It's 2 roses! Ohh WOW! YOU HAVE A DOZEN RED ROSES STUCK UP YOUR
BUTTOCKS!!!!!&quot;</p><p><strong>Frequent Flying Fag: </strong>&quot;READ THE CARD!!! READ THE CARD&quot;</p><p><strong>TSA Employee: &quot;</strong>Sir, the card is covered in cum, blood and f&aelig;ces, a nice gesture though....move along, move along...&quot;</p><p> </p><p> </p><font color="black" /><br />Reminds me of an old joke. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Guy comes home with a dozen roses. </p><p>He
gives them to his wife and she says &quot;Oh, so now I suppose you expect me
to lay on the kitchen table and spread my legs&quot;&nbsp; </p><p>So he says &quot;Why, you dont have a vase?&quot;<br />
</p><p>*rimshot*&nbsp;</p>

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11-06-2005, 08:45 AM
<p> Gay Doesn't Always Equal Funny</p><p>Tell that to Richard Simmons!!</p>

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torker
11-06-2005, 10:50 AM
<p>The second officer came up and asked me what I said, so I repeated it </p><p><em>I dare you.&nbsp; I double-dare you, motherfucker. </em></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="148" src="http://www.mandor.net/images/updates/severus/DMF.gif" width="173" border="0" /></p>

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