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mynameisphil

11-10-2005, 06:21 PM

Tomorrow I am buying XM so I can finally hear R&F again. However, I am concerned because I have heard that the Bad Aliens have tapped into our satellites and they can listen to everything we say if we have an XM receiver. Is this true?

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Death Metal Moe

11-10-2005, 06:25 PM

No, that's Sirius.  XM is clean.Cut the gag.

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mikeyboy

11-10-2005, 06:26 PM

Bad aliens can only pick up transmissions from Sirius receivers.

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torker

11-10-2005, 06:27 PM

<a href="http://www.hostboard.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi/ubb/get_topic/f/6197/t/91" target="_blank">PROOF</a>

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mikeyboy

11-10-2005, 06:30 PM

quote: <a href="http://www.hostboard.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi/ubb/get_topic/f/6197/t/91" target="_blank">PROOF</a> Okay, so I'm not the only one who has punched Jerry into Google.  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.thereisnoradio.com/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem

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HBox

11-10-2005, 06:32 PM

Don't worry. The Good aliens got our back. 

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Death Metal Moe

11-10-2005, 06:49 PM

quote: Don't worry. The Good aliens got our back. <img src="http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7449/georgesig0mm.jpg" border="0" /> Is the alien you can see in Jerry's stomach a good or bad one?

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HBox

11-10-2005, 06:53 PM

It's a conscientious objector. 

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Death Metal Moe

11-10-2005, 06:54 PM

So Jerry's stomach is the "Canada" of the galaxy?

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HBox

11-10-2005, 07:02 PM

I was thinking more like Switzerland. But either works. 

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Death Metal Moe

11-10-2005, 07:04 PM

Jerry better PRAY they find an alien in his body somewhere.  He'll have something to blame the demetia on.

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mynameisphil

11-10-2005, 09:07 PM

quote: Bad aliens can only pick up transmissions from Sirius receivers. Ahhhhh. That explains why mine exploded. I wish the Bad Aliens would respect our privacy laws. Don't they realize that only the government is allowed to monitor us without a warrant?! 

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PapaBear

11-10-2005, 09:17 PM

Don't they realize that only the government is allowed to monitor us without a warrant?!The Government, and grocery stores... Damn those bonus cards!!!

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WhistlePig

11-10-2005, 10:11 PM

Art Bell and George Noory have shows on XM--maybe they can tell you!

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samnyc

11-10-2005, 10:45 PM

Phil, I for one like your little gimmick. Stop by more often.

bobrobot

11-11-2005, 05:47 AM

There are no bad aliens, just bad abductees, SMILE when receiving the probe. Thank you, Zontar, may I have another?<img title="alien probe" height="375" alt="alien probe" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/Alienprobe.jpg" width="500" border="0" />FYI, this "moon" is symbolic...

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Death Metal Moe

11-11-2005, 06:03 AM

Sorry Phil.  I didn't know that you're doing this as a gag.  You get that it's fun.Jerry has got me so jaded towards people who talk about aliens that I snapped a little.  If you GET the joke, stick around.

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Yosammity

11-11-2005, 06:20 AM

I just drove by a group of bad aliens.  They were looking for landscaping work.

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JustJon

11-11-2005, 09:08 AM

Does the good alien/bad alien thing have anything to do with your Thetan levels? 

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BrooklynKat

11-11-2005, 09:17 AM

Yay! Phil is back. Love your music! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

11-11-2005, 03:30 PM

just don't say anything bad, we don't want to alienate them...

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Death Metal Moe

11-11-2005, 03:44 PM

So Phil, how many #1 hit songs have you ghost written and how many times have you written into Howard Stern with ideas just to find he stole your shit and never credited you?

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mikeyboy

11-11-2005, 03:50 PM

quote: So Phil, how many #1 hit songs have you ghost written and how many times have you written into Howard Stern with ideas just to find he stole your shit and never credited you?  No.  No.  No.  No.  Phil: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />  Jerry: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />Phil: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />  Jerry: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />Phil: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />  Jerry: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />Phil: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />  Jerry: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />Phil: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />  Jerry: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />Phil: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />  Jerry: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /> very different people... 

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Death Metal Moe

11-11-2005, 03:58 PM

Phil...GOOD!Jerry...NO GOOD!

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bobrobot

11-11-2005, 06:09 PM

Phil, Artist...Jerry, Con Artist<img title="Bobo eats the Jetsons" height="263" alt="Bobo eats the Jetsons" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobosaucer.jpg" width="345" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

11-11-2005, 06:11 PM

I have heard that the Bad Aliens have tapped into our satellites and they can listen to everything we say these aliens have listening devices hidden inside their landscaping tools too

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mynameisphil

11-11-2005, 06:28 PM

quote: these aliens have listening devices hidden inside their landscaping tools too They have those high-tech combination leaf blower/suckers now too. When they are blowing it means they are sending mind-control beams into your head. When they are sucking, it means they are recording you. And, I'm not sure what is going on when they mulch, but I know it can't be good.Kindest Regards, Your Name

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bobrobot

11-11-2005, 06:49 PM

quote:   They have those high-tech combination leaf blower/suckers now too. When they are blowing it means they are sending mind-control beams into your head. When they are sucking, it means they are recording you.  suck, suck... "blow" is just an expression <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobonosferatu.jpg" border="0" /> Eastern European, and proud !!!

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FUNKMAN

11-11-2005, 06:51 PM

quote: I'm not sure what is going on when they mulch, but I know it can't be good.  that mulch is refried beings...  they got the recipe in the How To Serve Man cookbookedit: excuse me, that's How To Serve Mang<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" />

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torker

11-11-2005, 07:16 PM

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PapaBear

11-11-2005, 08:42 PM

For those of you who don't know who Phil is (from his calls to R&F and the Hideout, when they were in DC), you should check out his site. His songs are funny as shit!

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monsterone

11-11-2005, 08:48 PM

phil=jerry=a kick in the utereus. 

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mynameisphil

11-12-2005, 07:51 AM

quote: For those of you who don't know who Phil is (from his calls to R&F and the Hideout, when they were in DC), you should check out his site. His songs are funny as shit! It's all fun and games until somebody gets abducted. <a href="http://www.ufophil.com/" target="_blank"><img title="Aliens Really Stink.... alot" height="158" alt="Aliens Really Stink.... alot" src="http://www.ufophil.com/pics/video.jpg" width="238" align="middle" border="0" /></a>

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bobrobot

11-12-2005, 09:31 AM

Are bad aliens bad to the bone, or do they have an exoskeleton?<img title="Zorak" height="105" alt="Zorak" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:KvR2a2VGJC8J:users.bestweb.net/~aisle9/zorak/splash.jpg" width="103" border="0" />

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Stankfoot

11-12-2005, 12:52 PM

Sign up for an alien abduction now!<a href="http://www.carolynsclinic.com/abduction.htm">http://www.carolynsclinic.com/abduction.htm</a>   

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SatCam

11-12-2005, 01:05 PM

<img border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002TX3KS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" />  Bad aliens are watching you. 

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torker

11-12-2005, 02:02 PM

Your love is like a bad alienBad alien is what I need

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