How to rid the world of NOISY NEIGHBORS

[Dirtybird12]

<p>Every morning Mon - Fri &nbsp;at 6am this idiotic hillbilly who&nbsp;parks downstairs under my window&nbsp;starts his pickup truck and revs the engine for at least 15 minutes.&nbsp; It's not your regular truck tho. It's one of those &quot;hey look how small my dick is &quot; trucks. Like a bigfoot monster truck.&nbsp; It's so loud that it rattles my windows and chest.</p><p>&nbsp;I can deal with loud music , bands, stereos, tv's whatever... but what on Gods green earth makes a grown man sit in a truck&nbsp; at 6am and rev his engine for 15 minutes to the point where you rattle the foundation of the complex? </p><p>&nbsp;This guy wakes me up every morning wishing I had the balls to stick my gun out the window and shoot his engine.&nbsp; ( thats not a fun way to wake up everyday...fighting the urge to shoot from my window) He is one of those Nascar groupies who jerks off to the sounds of motors and pictures of Dale Earnhart.&nbsp; </p><p>bastard....dumb hicks.&nbsp; &quot;hey everybody listen how loud my truck is! &quot;</p><p>why why why</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="180" src="http://motorzoousa.com/pictures/TF0597/rside.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[KC2OSO]

Sorry to hear about your mutant neighbor.<br />
<br />
We had a downstairs neighbor who would blast Madonna albums late night and probably beat it and lie around in his own goo.<br />
Man that was annoying.<br />
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Do you think that if you left an non-threatening anonymous note on his
winshield appealing to whatever sense of reason he may have, it might
get him to stop?

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[kevcala]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Do you think that if you left an non-threatening anonymous note on his
winshield appealing to whatever sense of reason he may have, it might
get him to stop? <br />Or it could make him rev it for 30 mins instead.&nbsp; Jackasses.

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Big Ass #22981

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Hammer a few raw potatoes into his tailpipe, he'll be dead before his next 15 minute revving session is over!!!</font></strong></p><p><img title="tailpipe potato" height="384" alt="tailpipe potato" src="http://www.kutchuk.com/atable/recettes/pommedet.jpg" width="242" border="0" /></p>

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[kevcala]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p><strong><font color="#000099">Hammer a few raw potatoes into his tailpipe, he'll be dead before his next 15 minute revving session is over!!!</font></strong></p>

&nbsp;. .or a banana, see if he falls for it.<br />
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Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

Big Ass #22981

[JustJon]

Cut his brake line.<br />


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[FUNKMAN]

stab him in the back while he's nailing his sister...

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[Kobe8]

<p>Drop a dead fish under his hood.&nbsp; Then shit on his front porch.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

beat e'm over the head with his own banjo...

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[MrPink]

Just break one of his windows, pour gasoline inside the truck, then
throw a sparkler inside it! Then get ready for questioning by the
police.<br />


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[FUNKMAN]

stab him in the back while he's banging his mom

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Everybody's dropped a lot of jokes in this thread, but you're not going to get an assault charge on you or burn his car and get caught.</p><p>How big is he?&nbsp; </p><p>No one is with someone ALL the time.&nbsp; Watch him a little.&nbsp; Everybody's alone in a dark place from time to time.....</p><p>Swift attack...get out fast.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

rip his three teeth out with a pair of rusty pliers, while he's banging his brother

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[torker]

<p>( thats not a fun way to wake up everyday...fighting the urge to shoot from my window)</p><p>Deal with it pinkboy.&nbsp; Stop fighting the urge.&nbsp; Don't make me come over there.</p>

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[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I second the potato in the tailpipe idea.&nbsp; Just wear gloves, and shove it in late one night.&nbsp; I'm guessin his truck has two tailpipes.&nbsp; I dont know what would happen if you only plugged one,&nbsp; but you could find out for us.&nbsp; Definite boom boom if you covered both, but perhaps worth it given his harassment of your entire complex.<br /></p>

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[JesterOfSadness]

<p>Climb a ladder and pee in his gastank</p>

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[tele7]

I build and fly model RC airplanes.&nbsp; I use a special glue called CA that pours like water and is clear.&nbsp; It is extremely strong stuff and glues in an instant.&nbsp; It might work in that pesky neighbors wipers or door locks??&nbsp;

[PapaBear]

If you live in the city limits, there's a noise ordanence. If you're in the county, open up your window and yell, &quot;hey... shut the fuck up. All you're doing is waking people up, and ruining your engine!!!&quot;

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<center>1 people are so scared of 9 people</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center>

[PapaBear]

PS... Since when do you live in a complex? Did you have to sell the house?

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<center>1 people are so scared of 9 people</center><center>WHATSOEVER...</center>

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[Bulldogcakes]

Its my understanding that a few tablespoons of sugar in a gas tank will completely destroy an engine. <br />


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