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torker

11-11-2005, 03:52 PM

I thought it was a bit, but in the words of Al Dukes..."This is not a bit."

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[i][center]Take my soul to the lost & found[center][i]

FUNKMAN

11-11-2005, 03:54 PM

not even a little bit?

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torker

11-11-2005, 03:56 PM

okay, maybe a little bit is a bit

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[i][center]Take my soul to the lost & found[center][i]

Death Metal Moe

11-11-2005, 03:57 PM

You know I've been wanting to start a thread about how bizzare this guy is, how horrible his posts are and how he can't type in English, but I know that this guy just wants attention.but if Torker started it, THIS GUY IS BATSHIT INSANE.  Everytime he responds to a thread he derails it and tries to drag it towards his strange mantra of life on Mars and how he wrote everything.  Hoo hoo.Needless to say, not my favorite poster.

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Stankfoot

11-11-2005, 06:01 PM

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Death Metal Moe

11-11-2005, 06:05 PM

<img height="748" src="http://members.aol.com/gentle302/jerry9.jpg" width="544" border="0" />OF COURSE!

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furie

11-11-2005, 06:09 PM

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bobrobot

11-11-2005, 07:56 PM

Jerry IS folk art<img height="226" src="http://www.obrien.ie/covers/MadGrandadsFlyingSaucer.jpg" width="150" border="0" />

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Eastern European, and proud !!!

tele7

11-11-2005, 08:10 PM

Why do I see a "Square Jaw Snake" screen name popping up on this board in the near future?  I love Jerry's rants.

mikeyboy

11-11-2005, 08:36 PM

Jerry's definitely cut from a different cloth, and he seems to be incapable of staying on topic in a thread, but he's harmless and has never taken even so much as taken a shot at anyone on this board, so ease up on the pile-on.

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monsterone

11-11-2005, 08:38 PM

jerry sucks cunt. and not in any imaginable good way. 

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samnyc

11-12-2005, 08:09 AM

Jerry's posts on this board are beyond strange but I can't help but think he would be a great third mike on the show.

Dirtybird12

11-12-2005, 12:41 PM

i like crazy jerry<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />

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SatCam

11-12-2005, 01:06 PM

Didn't your mom ever tell you not to make fun of the special kids? 

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WhistlePig

11-12-2005, 11:04 PM

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You don't know me man! You don't
know me man.

Death Metal Moe

11-12-2005, 11:24 PM

quote: Jerry's definitely cut from a different cloth, and he seems to be incapable of staying on topic in a thread, but he's harmless and has never taken even so much as taken a shot at anyone on this board, so ease up on the pile-on. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.thereisnoradio.com/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem MikeyMAN, I agree that we're being a little abusive in this thread, but you REALLY feel it's unwaranted?  They guy says he ghostwrote EVERY popular song and comedy bit that comes up.  Then he makes HORRIBLE photoshop pics that are of the poorest quality and sends them around the internet.Another thing, the guy is a messageboard WHORE.  I Googled his stupid screen name and he belongs to quite a few boards.  That makes me feel like he's the kind of guy who needs attention, even negative.  He's gonna scream as loud as he can, and post crap until someone reacts.I'm tired of it.

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East Side Dave

11-13-2005, 08:37 AM

I just like the name Jerry. I think I'll name my son that. That.....or T.D. (for Tiny Dave)

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torker

11-14-2005, 06:26 PM

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[i][center]Take my soul to the lost & found[center][i]

samnyc

11-27-2005, 12:21 PM

I wanted to suggest that mods add the Jerry interview from 2/22/2005 to the file library to help us to get to know Jerry better.

spoon

11-27-2005, 02:26 PM

I'm going to have to agree with M1 on this one.  I'm sick of his fucking boring updates on himself and Jen. 

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Death Metal Moe

11-27-2005, 02:37 PM

I listened to Perry's interview of Jerry earlier today and I just got out of the insane fog it put me in.  The guy talks normally, which surprised me due to his insane messageboard typing, but says much the same stuff as his posts.Perry was gold in the interview.

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Kobe8

11-27-2005, 03:01 PM

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Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan.
If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up.

samnyc

11-27-2005, 03:48 PM

"Only I have been able to decode the Mars Rover photos to reveal 5 foot caterpillars with funny looking heads."

Death Metal Moe

11-27-2005, 03:59 PM

quote: "Only I have been able to decode the Mars Rover photos to reveal 5 foot caterpillars with funny looking heads." And he used that power to ghost write everything funny in the last quarter century.

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torker

11-27-2005, 05:50 PM

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[i][center]Deal with it, pink-boy[center][i]

FUNKMAN

11-27-2005, 06:10 PM

Stankfoot

11-27-2005, 06:21 PM

<address>Songs that remind me of Jerry's posts:</address><address><address>"Happy The Golden Prince" - by Robyn Hitchcock</address><address><address><address>                </address><address>Sample Lyrics (spoken rather than sung) -</address><address><address><address>               </address><address>"There it was! Crouched in the corner of a clearing, her eyes bleeding light into his, wearing a leopard-skin leotard, clutching an antenna to her brow, and muttering "mm-gah" through a megaphone at him."</address><address><address><address>                    </address><address>"He thought only how he would love to sneeze, and felt nothing but relief when the cool arms of the woman vigorously unscrewed his head, and the toothpaste flowed out, as if it were gushing from a broken dam, into the very womb of the earth." </address><address>              </address><address>"So that's who I am!" he cried.<address><address><address><address><address><address>                </address><address /><address>  </address><img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/ccat.jpg" border="0" /> “I can imagine no way in which this thing would be considered anywhere remotely close to safe.”</address></address></address></address></address></address></address></address></address></address></address></address></address>

This message was edited by Stankfoot on 11-27-05 @ 10:23 PM

Kobe8

11-27-2005, 06:41 PM

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Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan.
If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up.

Hottub

12-01-2005, 05:06 PM

Maybe I'm nuts, but I love bullets. Anyway. Jerry is<ul><li>Insane </li><li>Incoherent at times </li><li>Entertaining </li><li>Completely harmless </li><li>Definitly a different point of view </li><li>An asset </li></ul><img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

This message was edited by Hottub on 12-1-05 @ 9:08 PM

spoon

12-02-2005, 01:51 AM

quote: Maybe I'm nuts, but I love bullets. Anyway. Jerry is<ul><li>Insane </li><li>Incoherent at all times </li><li>Boring</li><li>Completely charmless</li><li>Definitly a different point of view </li><li>An ass</li></ul><img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com. This message was edited by Hottub on 12-1-05 @ 9:08 PM Now I agree! 

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

j3lehane

12-13-2005, 08:56 AM

Monster Rain Fridayhttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigOHNONotMoe.jpg

Kobe8

12-13-2005, 09:47 AM

<img height="300" src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigOHNONotMoe.jpg" width="400" border="0" />Batch!

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Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan.
If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up.

j3lehane

12-14-2005, 06:32 AM

Nobody believes me....oh wellhttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigLargeMarsFossilFaceHill.jpg

ShelleBink

12-14-2005, 07:48 AM

quote:Maybe I'm nuts, but I love bullets. <img width="414" height="275" border="0" src="http://www.gunthorp.com/images/bullets%20favorites.jpg" /> or<img width="819" height="258" border="0" src="http://www.eatabullet.com/iimages/main11.jpg" /> 

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Dirtybird12

12-14-2005, 08:29 AM

Jerry, before you go on a rampage- just remember the perrynoid is on your side. I believe you Jerry. Put the gun down.

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Furtherman

12-14-2005, 09:47 AM

quote: <img height="410" src="http://hydro.electric.gen.nz/satire/comedy/archives/2004-05-24%20geonet%20dinosaur%20webcam%20archive/My%20Web%20Sites/GeoNet%20White%20Island%20Volcano%20Camera/www.geonet.org.nz/images/volcams/W20040524.1000.jpg" width="520" border="0" />  Nice Kobe8!  The White Island Crater pink dinosaur.  Very rare.  And, as you can see:  still there today:<img height="479" src="http://www.geonet.org.nz/images/whiteis.jpg" width="568" border="0" /> 

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j3lehane

12-14-2005, 05:14 PM

quote:<hr color="cococo" align="left">Jerry, before you go on a rampage- just remember the perrynoid is on your side. I believe you Jerry. Put the gun down.

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<a href='http://www.perrynoid.com' target=blank>Perrynoid</a><hr color="cococo" align="left"> No guns for me.I live in the burbs and this city has a problem with kids with bb guns shooting out car windows/small college town/wild parties.I just live a way more sedate lifestyle. I was chased by a skunk outside my house as I was taking out trash last week,and immediately thought this fucker must have rabies.It was getting fed by the neighbors(frat boys) who left too much trash around and the skunk was well dug-in to GROUNDHOG holes out back of their house.I plugged the hole with logs and spread KERO around to keep them from coming back.

This message was edited by j3lehane on 12-14-05 @ 9:16 PM

torker

01-05-2006, 03:19 PM

I'd like to give credit to the artist formerly know as j3lehane for breaking the Emily Stern <a href="http://www.backstage.com/bso/news_reviews/stage/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001804463" target="_blank">story</a> on the message board about a week ago.  I wish I could find that pic. <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/vjhvjvjvj.jpg" border="0" /> Get me. I'm givin' out wings. 

This message was edited by torker on 1-5-06 @ 7:21 PM

Tall_James

01-05-2006, 03:54 PM

quote: <img src="http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d59/beefymaster/vikinglander2-2.jpg" border="0" />  Brilliant!  Ah Kobe8....we hardly knew ye! 

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mikeyboy

01-05-2006, 04:11 PM

quote: quote: <img src="http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d59/beefymaster/vikinglander2-2.jpg" border="0" />  Brilliant!  Ah Kobe8....we hardly knew ye! I gave him a new mod quote. 

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