<p>I'm A Dirty White Boy - Foreigner</p><p>Play That Funky Music White Boy</p><p>maybe something by Cracker</p><p>or the square dance song from the Bugs Bunny cartoon</p><h4>HILLBILLY HARE<br />(McKimson-1950)</h4><p>Promenade across the floor <br />Sass shay right on out the door <br />Out the door and in to the glade <br />And everybody promenade <br /><font size="2"><strong>Step right up, you're doing fine <br />I'll pull your beard, you pull mine</strong></font> <br />Yank it again, like you did before <br />Break it up with a tug of war <br />Now into the brook and fish for the trout <br />Dive right in and splash about <br />Trout, trout, pretty little trout <br />One more splash and come right out <br />Shake like a hound dog, shake again <br /><strong><font size="2">Wallow around in the old pig pen <br />Wallow some more, you all know how <br />Roll around like an old fat sow <br /></font></strong>Allemande left with your left hand <br />Follow through with a right-left grand <br /><strong><font size="2">Now lead your partner, the dirty ol' thing <br />Follow through with an elbow swing <br />Grab a fence post, hold it tight <br />Whomp your partner with all your might <br /></font></strong>Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head <br />Hit him again, the critter ain't dead <br />Wop him low and wop him high <br />Stick your finger in his eye <br />Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound <br />Bang your heads against the ground <br />Promenade all around the room <br />Promenade like a bride and groom <br />Open up the door and step right in <br />Close the door and into a spin <br />Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl <br />Jump all around like a flying squirrel <br />Now don't you cuss and don't you swear <br />Just come right out and form a square <br />Now right hand over and left hand under <br />Both join hands and run like thunder <br />Over the hill and over the dale <br />Duck your head and lift your tail <br />Don't you stray and don't you roam <br />Turn it around and promenade home <br />Corn in the crib pen, wheat in the sack <br />Turn your partner, promenade back <br />And now you're home <br />Bow to your partner <br />Bow to the gent across the hall <br />And that is all </p>
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