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Bulldogcakes

11-13-2005, 10:19 AM

This one tops my list<img width="400" height="340" border="0" src="http://spaghettiicecream.com/Spaghetti-ice-cream-on-blue-plate.jpg" /> This is a close #2<img width="370" height="313" border="0" src="http://spaghettiicecream.com/lasagna-on-blue-plate.jpg" />  Anyone else have some "what the fuck were they thinking" foods? 

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torker

11-13-2005, 11:24 AM

What's the problem with them?  They're just ice cream.  I used to mix up my chocolate ice cream until it looked like diarrhea, but it was still ice cream.  Though when they make like a crab ice cream on The Iron Chef, it get a bit sceeved. 

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FUNKMAN

11-13-2005, 12:59 PM

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="99%" border="0"><tr><td align="left">HOG HEAD CHEESE</td><td> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2"> <div>1 lg. hog head 1 1/2 tbsp. salt Dash of red pepper Dash of black pepper 1 onion 1 c. vinegar</div> <div>Clean hog head by removing eyes, ears and brains. Saw into 4 pieces. Put in large pot and boil until tender. Remove meat from broth. Pick out bones and cook onion until done in broth. Dip out onion and run meat and onion through food chopper. Mix in peppers, vinegar and salt, put in cheese cloth or (leg of panty hose works real well), hang, let drip overnight. Slice and enjoy. Refrigerate unused portion.</div></td></tr></table>

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FUNKMAN

11-13-2005, 01:04 PM

Rocky Mountain Oysters<img height="180" src="http://whatscookingamerica.net/Foto3/Rockymtn2.JPG" width="299" align="right" border="1" /> 2 pounds calf testicles* 2 cups beer 2 eggs, beaten 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour ¼ cup yellow cornmea1 Salt and ground black pepper to taste Vegetable oil** 1 tablespoon hot pepper sauce*  Be sure to ask your butcher for calf testicles, not bull testicles. Calf testicles are the size of a walnut and are much more tender than the larger bull testicles.** Use enough vegetable oil to fill your frying container halfway to the top (to allow for bubbling up and splattering) and to completely cover calf testicles while frying.With a very sharp knife, split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle. Remove the skin (you can remove the skin easily if the testicles are frozen, then peel while thawing). Slice each testicle into approximately ¼- to ½- inch-thick ovals. Place slices in a large pan or blow with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours.In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper. Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture. In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done). Drain on paper towels. Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce.

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BeerBandit

11-13-2005, 03:44 PM

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Steels

11-13-2005, 06:54 PM

*See dessert course of any fish battle on "Iron Chef". 

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A.J.

11-13-2005, 10:00 PM

quote: This one tops my list<img height="340" src="http://spaghettiicecream.com/Spaghetti-ice-cream-on-blue-plate.jpg" width="400" border="0" /> This is a close #2<img height="313" src="http://spaghettiicecream.com/lasagna-on-blue-plate.jpg" width="370" border="0" />  Anyone else have some "what the fuck were they thinking" foods? <img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php" border="0" /> <a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html" target="blank">My site Bully Baby</a> "A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald I just saw some piece on CNN International not too long ago that there was some store (in Hong Kong I think) that made "sushi ice cream".  It was ice cream designed to look like sushi.Another part of the piece showed some Italian chef who added prosciutto to ice cream. 

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HBox

11-13-2005, 10:23 PM

I have no problem with that spaghetti, lasagna or sushi shaped ice cream.Spaghetti, lasagna, or sushi flavored ice cream, however, I wouldn't even flush down my toilet. 

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DreamWeaver

11-14-2005, 08:24 AM

<img title="ketchup" height="283" alt="ketchup" src="http://www.users.bigpond.com/arwon222/evilpurpleketchup.jpg" width="167" border="0" />WRONG!

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Jennitalia

11-14-2005, 09:38 AM

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BeerBandit

11-14-2005, 09:59 AM

quote: <img height="99" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:lqtryV6cvykJ:www.deliciousdays.com/wp-content/themes/dd/images/2005-08-08/050808-bluepotatoes04.jpg" width="121" border="0" /> Blue potato chips...YUCK!<img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b168/Jennitalia23/RFnetJenn.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/jennitalia23">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a> If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane Actually those Blue potato chips are pretty f'ing good.  They serve them on JetBlue flights along with 36 channels of DirecTV. 

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Furtherman

11-14-2005, 10:30 AM

quote: I have no problem with that spaghetti, lasagna or sushi shaped ice cream. Spaghetti, lasagna, or sushi flavored ice cream, however, I wouldn't even flush down my toilet.  <a href="http://media.skoopy.com/misc/toilet_restaurant/" target="_blank">But would you eat it from a toilet?</a>  

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torker

11-14-2005, 06:18 PM

Eating plantains...Good.Eating placenta...Not good

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FUNKMAN

11-14-2005, 07:51 PM

eating melon balls - goodeating melvins balls - no good

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