NJ Slogan

[tele7]

Acting governer Cody has asked the people of New Jersey to come up with a new slogan for the state.  I know weak NJ jokes are the kind of things you hear on Leno.  With that said, any suggestions?

[Kobe8]

New Jersey - New York's Retarded Cousin Who They Don't Really Talk About

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Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan.

If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up.

[FUNKMAN]

New Jersey - Where New Yorkers move to get away from the scum

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[spoon]

New Jersey, better than Old Jersey.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

[PapaBear]

<p>I don't really know enough about NJ to make a real slogan, but this word just popped into my head...</p><p><strong><font size="5">SKANKTASTIC!!!</font></strong></p>

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<center>I want to sing, but I don't know the lyrics...</center><center>And I have no band</center>

[BeerBandit]

<p align="center"><font size="2">New York girls too hot to give you the time of day?</font></p><p align="center">&nbsp;<font size="3">Lower your standards in New Jersey.<br />
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Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.

Albert Einstein

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>(on oldie but a goodie)&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/bulldogsig/rotate.php

My site Bully Baby (http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html)

"A dog recently saved his owner's life, because he had been trained to dial 911. Unfortunately, operators had trouble finding the address 'woof, woof.'"-Norm MacDonald

[sr71blackbird]

<p>&quot;If it wasn't for Staten Island, everyone would love New Jersey!&quot;</p><p><img height="312" src="http://www.jokesgold.com/wp-content/images/armpit-sniffers.jpg" width="370" border="0" /></p>

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