World's largest burger.. let's do it for Fez. [Archive]

LordJezo

11-15-2005, 04:45 AM

It's 50 pounds in all.


25 pounds of meat, 50 slices of cheese, 2 or 3 cups of
ketchup, 2 heads of lettuce..

Lets order it, get Pat from Moonachie to deliver it to the
studio, and all hang out and eat it in front of Fez in honor of him and his
heart disease.  It's made in Clinton, NJ. 

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Tenbatsuzen

11-15-2005, 05:35 AM

quote:It's 50 pounds in all.


25 pounds of meat, 50 slices of cheese, 2 or 3 cups of
ketchup, 2 heads of lettuce..

Lets order it, get Pat from Moonachie to deliver it to the
studio, and all hang out and eat it in front of Fez in honor of him and his
heart disease. It's made in Clinton, NJ. 

 
 1) What's so important about Pat from Moonachie? and 2) Already been done, and going to be done again, ripping me off, hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo.  

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11-15-2005, 05:41 AM

He has a delivery service so we could get it there cheap. How has it been done already if the burger is new? 

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Death Metal Moe

11-15-2005, 06:10 AM

And somewhere, a whole village has to live off a drop shippment of grain.You wonder why some countries hate us?<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN

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FUNKMAN

11-15-2005, 07:01 AM

And somewhere, a whole village has to live off a drop shippment of grain.You wonder why some countries hate us?good point! and you know that fucking thing is going in the garbage in the morning because nobody is gonna eat it...

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mdr55

11-15-2005, 02:47 PM

You want Fezzie to die??? I don't think his medical doctor would
approve it's nutritional contents....and the possibility of clogged
arteries.

Tenbatsuzen

11-15-2005, 03:04 PM

quote: How has it been done already if the burger is new? <a> I will bet you loser leaves town that it's already been done on a radio station, with a team of listeners trying to eat it.</a> Trust me.  It's been done.   <a></a>

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newport king

11-15-2005, 06:27 PM

And somewhere, a whole village has to live off a drop shippment of grain.You wonder why some countries hate us?eh, fuck em. america is the land of indulgence. we're a fancy country and if we want a 50lb burger so be it. them being mad at us is like all you pricks being mad at me if i hit the lottery. 

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Death Metal Moe

11-15-2005, 06:49 PM

quote: quote: And somewhere, a whole village has to live off a drop shippment of grain.You wonder why some countries hate us?  eh, fuck em. america is the land of indulgence. we're a fancy country and if we want a 50lb burger so be it. them being mad at us is like all you pricks being mad at me if i hit the lottery. <img src="http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/newportking.jpg" border="0" /> I like someone re-proving my point.  Thanks bro. 

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newport king

11-15-2005, 07:11 PM

dude, do you wonder why when there is some catastrophic event that occurs overseas (i.e. a plane crash, tsunami whathaveyou) they report it as "155 dead....including 2 americans." it's because we're just better than everyone else.

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Melrapuo

11-15-2005, 07:13 PM

Moe, before I was gonna argue against you, but newport isn't helping.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />

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11-15-2005, 07:20 PM

total thread derailment brought to you by me. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

11-15-2005, 07:23 PM

Oh America is INDEED Just Better.  But I try really hard everyday I wake up NOT to have that complete "Screw everyone who isn't in my area" kind of attitude.  Having some sympathy for your fellow man isn't a weakness.  And even though America is the best thing going, we also have to remember we're not always right.

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newport king

11-15-2005, 07:29 PM

yeah but dude, (getting back on track) look how good that burger looks. if america is wrong for that, i don't want to be right.

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EndangeredFeces

11-15-2005, 07:30 PM

My feces won't be endangered the night I ate a chunk of THAT thing!Yuk yuk yuk.  Belly laughs all around!

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BoxyBrown

11-15-2005, 07:32 PM

Boxy Sez...He's pour some hot sauce on that thing and use his old black magic to make it disappear.  Ya dig?!

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Tenbatsuzen

11-15-2005, 08:06 PM

A team of six couldn't take it down.  They only got halfway through.The
problem with the burger is that it's an absolutely disgusting aroma
after about 20 minutes.  It makes you want to heave.It may LOOK good, and the idea may SOUND good, but the execution and the side effects are catastrophic.  

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FUNKMAN

11-15-2005, 08:10 PM

quote: A team of six couldn't take it down.  They only got halfway through  that's a little over 2 pounds of meat each...  somebody is gonna have to jackhammer their colons in the morning...  okay maybe a hammer and chisel might doedit: my math sucks<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

11-15-2005, 08:14 PM

It may LOOK good, and the idea may SOUND goodIt doesn't even do that.  I never thought quantity of food was anything.  I love the quality.

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suggums

11-15-2005, 08:29 PM

quote: quote:It may LOOK good, and the idea may SOUND good It doesn't even do that. I never thought quantity of food was anything. I love the quality.

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DTN Definitely with you here Moe, that thing looks and probably tastes like a really fucking bad drug-induced thought. Think about it, youd probably be eating with a knife and fork, taking alternating huge bites of meat, or cheese, or veggies or bread, but not all at once like its sposed to be done. Even this burger was too big for Badlands and that cant be good. <img border="0" src="http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/892/badlands0uz.jpg" />

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Death Metal Moe

11-15-2005, 08:33 PM

God's Speed, Badlands.

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Bulldogcakes

11-16-2005, 02:25 AM

quote: 
<img border="0" src="http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/892/badlands0uz.jpg" /> Damn
I love that pic. That used to be Snoogans sig pic. He's fat, he's goofy
looking, and eating a ridiculous burger. The helmut kills me. Needs a
helmut to take on the big burger. 


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LordJezo

11-16-2005, 03:15 AM

quote:You want Fezzie to die??? I don't think his medical doctor would
approve it's nutritional contents....and the possibility of clogged
arteries. 

 I mean we bring it in and eat it around him.  Like to honor him. 
 
  

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Duke

11-17-2005, 01:24 PM

quote:  <blockquote /> I mean we bring it in and eat it around him.  Like to honor him.    ------------------------------------------ I KISS YOU! <a href="http://www.78west.com/">The Message Whore - Click here for unlimited fun.</a><a>  </a>i dont think eating a big ass burger is really honoring him...its basically saying "lets eat a burger in honor of fez because thats what gave fez the heart attack" it sounds like your trying to stick it to the heart diease almost...and for most people this has been a wake up call to get into shape....i dont think eating a burger is gonna help the situation 

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A.J.

03-14-2006, 07:09 AM

<a href="http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/spotlight/news-article.aspx?storyid=53535" target="_self">Why not start off with a 3-pound burger instead?</a><img height="162" src="http://www.firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/06310174718_burger.jpg" width="240" border="0" />

TheRealEddie

03-14-2006, 07:19 AM

Why not just toss a live hand grenade into the studio since thats essentially whay you'd be doing to Fez's heart? :)

ChildofFez

03-14-2006, 07:29 AM

couple freinds and myself tried to tackle this back in dec. it was rough....<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/47530/currentpage/?"><img class="pic" height="338" alt="DSC00125.jpg" src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/drummerisme/DSC00125.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></a>

LordJezo

03-14-2006, 08:38 AM

I forgot all about this thread... Here are the pictures from my December attempt to take it down as well.  We got it to go and a dozen of us fought it.  The burger won.  <img width="640" height="480" border="0" src="http://www.78west.com/burger/CIMG1380.JPG" /> <img width="480" height="640" border="0" src="http://www.78west.com/burger/CIMG1383.JPG" /> Filthy dollar on it for scale: <img width="640" height="480" border="0" src="http://www.78west.com/burger/CIMG1391.JPG" /> <img width="640" height="480" border="0" src="http://www.78west.com/burger/CIMG1390.JPG" />  <img width="640" height="480" border="0" src="http://www.78west.com/burger/CIMG1402.JPG" />  Child O Fez.. you have any more pics?

suggums

03-14-2006, 08:47 AM

wow.  how'd it taste? i stand by my earlier argument that you can't get a decent bite of mixed flavors without smushing the hell out of it

LordJezo

03-14-2006, 11:05 AM

suggums wrote: wow. how'd it taste? i stand by my earlier argument that you can't get a decent bite of mixed flavors without smushing the hell out of it  It tasted like a big meatloaf, definitely not a
burger.  I think that if the people who rank the biggest burgers want to get technical they would be able to kick this one off the list.

curtoid

03-14-2006, 11:42 AM

If I was going to go for some sort of burger shtick, I'd rather try the burger donut experience.<img src="http://supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060221191111238_1.jpg" border="0" />If I was going to go for quantity hurtle, I'd go for the original - Big Texan Steak Ranch & Opry in Armadillo, Texas, home of the 72 oz. steak. Eat it and all the trimmings (salad, bread, potato and shrimp cocktail) in an hour and its free! Since 1960, 37,000 have tried but only 6200 have succeeded.<img height="188" src="http://www.bigtexan.com/mdsephotos/steak1.jpg" width="146" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

03-14-2006, 12:34 PM

should've got 50<img height="270" src="http://www.onedigitallife.com/images/white_castle.jpg" width="498" border="0" />instead!

ChildofFez

03-14-2006, 05:18 PM

yeah jezo here a some more of the wonderful day<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/47530/currentpage/?"><img class="pic" height="338" alt="DSCN4513.jpg" src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/drummerisme/DSCN4513.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/47530/currentpage/?"><img class="pic" height="338" alt="DSCN4517.jpg" src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/drummerisme/DSCN4517.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/47530/currentpage/?"><img class="pic" height="338" alt="DSCN4519.jpg" src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/drummerisme/DSCN4519.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></a>The aftermath<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/47530/currentpage/?"><img class="pic" height="338" alt="DSC00130.jpg" src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/drummerisme/DSC00130.jpg" width="450" border="0" /></a>but basically yeah it tastes like meatloaf...the bread is a little something to be desired and it comes with fries....all in all it was a gut wreching experience

SatCam

03-14-2006, 05:21 PM

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Do they always have the midgets carry these things?

MadMatt

03-14-2006, 05:41 PM

A.J. wrote: <a href="http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/spotlight/news-article.aspx?storyid=53535" target="_self">Why not start off with a 3-pound burger instead?</a><img height="162" src="http://www.firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/06310174718_burger.jpg" width="240" border="0" />[British Accent] Because the big one goes to 11... [/British Accent]

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