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Bigslam123

11-16-2005, 08:23 AM

While doing a Google Search on the boys, I found this little piece of work. Anyone else ever see this garbage?<a href="http://www.oneangrygirl.net/clearchannel_stories.htm">http://www.oneangrygirl.net/clearchannel_stories.htm</a> When I was 16, I stumbled on Ron & Fez's show. They had three or four young girls who called up the show and would flirt with them a little bit, but one of the girls caught my attention because we had a lot in common: she was having a problem getting into colleges because didn't have enough references from guidance counselors. I had the same problem. I found her on the Internet, since Ron and Fez was a largely Internet-related show at that time. After talking to her, she persuaded me to call up the show, and tell them my problem and they would help me. So I called up Ron & Fez and flirted a tiny bit, jokes and all. Off the air Ron talked to me seriously and said they would write me a note of recommendation from the radio station to my college. This went over well and I did get into the college. I kept calling in the show to play along with the gags, and soon all of us young girls who called the show (we were referred to as the "Ron & Fez babies") started to turn 18. Turning 18 meant a chance to go in studio and be live on the air that day. Something was going wrong though. One of the girls commented to me that during her 18th birthday show, one of the hosts wanted her to do a wrestling contest with one of the show's producers. She's a bit of a wild girl and agreed to it with her bathing suit on, nothing more, nothing less. But when she got in studio suddenly on the air they began making lewd comments about her body and asked her if she was wearing a thong. When she said she was, they changed the contest to a thong-only wrestling show, and said pictures would be put up on the website. She begged them not to, but of course they were on the air live and callers began calling in and making fun of her, so she did it. She called me crying that night and I felt so bad for her. She also told me she had lied about her age and still wasn't legal, so we called their producer right away and told him, and he had no choice but to take the pictures down because she had been using a fake name on all the waivers anyway. Another one of my friends entered an on-air drinking contest with them. She can drink most people under the table so she thought it would be no big deal. During the show she began complaining of stomach pains and asked if they could stop. Ron and Fez had callers call in and abuse her on air to get her to keep going. They also made a bet with her that if she lost she had to sleep with one of their interns. Soon she threw up. She was in immense pain and her boyfriend took her to the hospital where she was discovered to have a liver and kidney infection. She was in the hospital a while after that and has never fully recovered. All the while when she didn't call in to make arrangements to sleep with their intern, they abused her on the air. She tried to explain about being in the hospital and they just kept going. She has since stopped calling the show. As for myself, when I turned 18 things were very different. They wanted me to say more on the air, talk dirty, come in for wrestling shows, come in for body contests. I always said no, it's not the kind of thing I do. Finally another one of my friends went on the air and they tried to get her to take her clothes off. She didn't want to. I called in to protest, saying enough was enough. After that, I was banned from the show. I would call in for anything, to say hello, to voice an opinion, to tell a joke, to comment or agree or disagree, and I would be put on hold and never picked up. My friends who refused to do things were never picked up either. The DJs eventually got new girls and played with their heads too. <f

Death Metal Moe

11-16-2005, 08:25 AM

I remember this from somewhere.No one cares what this bitch has to say.  Die.

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mikeyboy

11-16-2005, 08:27 AM

This again?  As always, take everything you read on the internet with a grain of salt.

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Death Metal Moe

11-16-2005, 08:28 AM

They call girls whores on the air, they're just plain mentally abusive.This is a boldfaced lie.  How nice are Ron and Fez to the girls that come in there?  Unless it's joking around, but you don't go on the show not knowing how they sometimes tear into people.  But they never tear into in studio guests.But again, who cares.

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Death Metal Moe

11-16-2005, 08:29 AM

One Argry Girl?  How about "Men Are The Devil" or just "Lifetime.com"?

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Badinia

11-16-2005, 08:30 AM

I've seen that, and probably if I had run across R&F in their shock-jock era I wouldn't have liked 'em that much.  As a chick, listening to chicks get naked on the radio is not that interesting.  It is fine with me if R&F leave that to O&A and Hoo-hoo.Regards, Virginia

JPMNICK

11-16-2005, 08:37 AM

This again! this has been posted at least 3 or 4 times since i have been posting here. this was posted by an old baby on the show who was mad about something. i think she took it back afterward

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DemonPenquin

11-16-2005, 08:39 AM

This women was a caller on the Opie and Anthony show who talked about
her husband being found dead on the bathroom floor. Norton did his
thing of mocking her uselessness and just watching him die. She flipped
out demanding a apology. They didnt give it to her. So she called back
thinking Ron and Fez were OnA. Thats my best guess on who this women
was. She kept demanding an apology from Ron and Fez while they had no
idea what was going on. 

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torker

11-16-2005, 08:42 AM

An oldie, but a goodie.Ron & Fez are ruthless in their search for ratings. They feed on the attention needs of young girls with low self esteem. They give in to the typical macho male stereotypes. They call girls whores on the air, they're just plain mentally abusive.She really nailed the boys down.  Stupid C.

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mikeyboy

11-16-2005, 08:45 AM

quote: This women was a caller on the Opie and Anthony show who talked about her husband being found dead on the bathroom floor. Norton did his thing of mocking her uselessness and just watching him die. She flipped out demanding a apology. They didnt give it to her. So she called back thinking Ron and Fez were OnA. Thats my best guess on who this women was. She kept demanding an apology from Ron and Fez while they had no idea what was going on. <a href="http://www.stopfcc.com/"></a>  Definitely not the same woman.

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Bigslam123

11-16-2005, 08:46 AM

I didn't mean to re-hash an old wound. I just had never seen this b4 and was a little confused by it, as I have been listening since WNEW and never heard any of this stuff.

silera

11-16-2005, 08:57 AM

That's because it didn't happen as was described.

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JustJon

11-16-2005, 09:16 AM

Things didn't happen as described.  No one has fessed up to
writing it, including those directly referenced and/or thought to have
written it.  Take it with a grain of salt the size of a softball. 

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Death Metal Moe

11-16-2005, 03:42 PM

Ok then, spill it.  Who was it about? 

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FlashVirus

11-16-2005, 04:00 PM

I saw this on the internet before under "clear channel horror stories" or something. It looks like all BS.

El Mudo

11-17-2005, 02:38 AM

This women was a caller on the Opie and Anthony show who talked about her husband being found dead on the bathroom floor. Yeah...that was Crazy Irene....not this broad...

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mothershucker

11-17-2005, 04:26 AM

Even if this is real, I don't see anything wrong with it. Don't make me a bad person.

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asayresk

11-17-2005, 04:59 AM

The chick is an inbred, what do you expect.

LordJezo

11-17-2005, 06:48 AM

quote:This
again! this has been posted at least 3 or 4 times since i have been
posting here. Indeed.  I think I once posted it here a while back. 

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Doctor Manhattan

11-17-2005, 07:26 AM

quote: As always, take everything you read on the internet with a grain of salt. But, I read that advice on the internet, should I take it with a grain of salt too?

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Dirtybird12

11-17-2005, 07:40 AM

I found this last night - My apologies if this has been posted before....<a href="http://www.theeastcarolinian.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2005/11/03/43697ef00d8b5" target="_self">RON AND FEZ MAKE NEWS</a>

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11-17-2005, 07:49 AM

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suggums

11-17-2005, 07:50 AM

quote:quote: As always, take everything you read on the internet with a grain of salt. But, I read that advice on the internet, should I take it with a grain of salt too?

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DarkHippie

11-17-2005, 07:56 AM

This gets posted every now and then.  A lot of the old time listeners know who this is, and what happened.  it's a very skewed version of events, but I suppose from her pov this is exactly what went down.

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fezshog

11-23-2005, 04:51 PM

i left a nice note in her guestbook:"i hope you choke on a tampon and get aids" No one talks bad about my fella's

Death Metal Moe

11-23-2005, 05:04 PM

Is someone gonna tell us who it is or not?  Because if you're not, stop fucking talking about it.  I don't want to talk about "Miss X" all fucking night if I don't have a clue who she is.

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El Mudo

11-23-2005, 08:52 PM

I agree with Chairman Moe...

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monsterone

11-23-2005, 09:37 PM

it was miss x on the internet with a slanderous online posting. 

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PapaBear

11-23-2005, 11:32 PM

quote: I agree with Chairman Moe... CHAIRMAN MOE...<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/post/ChairmanMoe1.jpg" border="0" />

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11-24-2005, 03:50 AM

take everything you read on the internet with a grain of salt. I'll take this one with a grain of salt, twist of lime and a shot of tequila  quote: 
 CHAIRMAN MOE...<img border="0" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/post/ChairmanMoe1.jpg" /> Now there's a sig pic if I ever saw one. Nice work.  

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Death Metal Moe

11-24-2005, 08:47 AM

quote: CHAIRMAN MOE... <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/post/ChairmanMoe1.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ingacopy.jpg" border="0" />Hey! Those multi-cultural slave children, belong to the Disney Corporation!Get 'em Achmed!Aww man, SWEET!  Now do you mean "Chairman" as in I'm in charge and rule with an iron fist, or "Chairman" as in I post 2 page, totally fucking spaced out posts?  Because one is cool and the other leaves me feeling all strung out. 

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PapaBear

11-24-2005, 07:11 PM

I dub thee, Chairman of the "Bored".

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j3lehane

11-28-2005, 03:27 PM

Something I never understood...Death Metal Moe's Mod pic....What is the bachground story?..I wonder if I'm missing a movie that Moe co-starred in,or is it a photoshop? What's the story?...um .....no rush.

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11-28-2005, 03:35 PM

quote: Something I never understood...Death Metal Moe's Mod pic....What is the bachground story?..I wonder if I'm missing a movie that Moe co-starred in,or is it a photoshop? What's the story?...um .....no rush. Well you see Jerry, I did a bit of ghost writing for SNL back a few years.  I was sending in recorded bits and scripts to the cast, and those fucking pricks just ran with my comedy ideas without crediting me!That "Stoner Internet Show" skit was MY IDEA!  So the staff just stuck it next to my posts as a light hearted gag.Next week I'll be putting up some close up shots of my taint that PROVES there's life there!

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torker

11-28-2005, 03:46 PM

I like where this is going.

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11-28-2005, 04:53 PM

Oh, sure! Moe gets the credit for ghost-writing for SNL, but who do you think ghost wrote over 20K posts for Moe? Huh?Yeah, it was me you bastards!I also told John that Yoko would be good for him, and the Beatles.I also wrote "Surrender". Me and Rick where roasting a few over at his place. I played it for him. He sent me on my way, and the rest is history!

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11-28-2005, 04:55 PM

Batch

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shodan

11-29-2005, 07:33 AM

I tried to have some logical  discussions on their message board a while back (I was "independent thinker") but it was obvious that the people on the site are brainwashed idiots. she states for herself that she will not change her mind, so dont try. That is the definition of a dangerous fanatic.

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El Mudo

11-29-2005, 11:45 AM

Since Moe has been dubbed Chairman Moe...who gets to be Madame Moe? And who else belongs to her gang of four? I get to be Deng Xiaoping.... 

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