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Iamnotatool

11-17-2005, 06:50 AM

I need a program or something that I can use to catch the old lady in the act online.   I've heard of ways I can email her sometihng (Internet recorder?) and when she opens it it will record her keystrokes or some shit.  How would I be able to read them?  How do I get them, how would I use it? I'm an e-diot as some of you know, so step by step instructions would be appreciated.  Thanks.

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Patches

11-17-2005, 07:12 AM

Not that I endorse or agree with this, but I also heard of what you are looking for- it was on Stern... I think you can get it in a spy shop or some shit..

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suggums

11-17-2005, 07:16 AM

If you have access to her computer or share one, then you could just download a keylogging program that runs hidden in the background.  Just Google "keylogger" and find a good free one.  If she has her own computer that you can't access, then I can't help you. 

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Iamnotatool

11-17-2005, 07:33 AM

How would I install it?  How would I know it was invisible to her? I do have access to her computer, but I'd hate to fuck up then get busted.

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angrymissy

11-17-2005, 07:35 AM

check the history folder on IE

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suggums

11-17-2005, 07:45 AM

quote:How would I install it? How would I know it was invisible to her? I do have access to her computer, but I'd hate to fuck up then get busted.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits A good keylogger would be invisible to everyone except the person who installed it.  What it does is run in the background, all you have to do is install it to a folder that only you know about, turn it on, and it won't even show up in the list of programs when you ctrl+alt+del.  What it does is log every single key that's pressed on a keyboard and every program that's opened into a text file with a timestamp next to it. 

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Kobe8

11-17-2005, 07:58 AM

my girl might be a cheat! What were the tell-tale signs?  Does she often say "I have to work late" or buying new sexy underwear or does her breath smell of man-chowder?

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suggums

11-17-2005, 08:01 AM

Yeah, now that I've surrendered some info I'd like a storytime in return too. 

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grlNIN

11-17-2005, 08:16 AM

Cheating on the internet?I think i saw this on 20/20. 


 
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Iamnotatool

11-17-2005, 10:17 AM

You'll get an update if I can figure this shit out.   she has an ex she's a little closwer with than I'd like.  Not sure any shenanigans are going on, but I want to find out.  She has a kid I've gotten thisclose to and I don't want to get any closer if mommy is a lying cunt.  Ya know?

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Iamnotatool

11-17-2005, 10:22 AM

By the way, myspace.com should rot permanently in hell.

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WhackBagKid

11-17-2005, 11:44 AM

take it back. its the finest website on earth 

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Iamnotatool

11-17-2005, 12:44 PM

you are obviously one of the fat losers that uses myspace to get laid.    STAY AWAY FROM MY GF!!!

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Bama

11-17-2005, 12:55 PM

I will never chat with your imaginary girlfriend. 

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11-17-2005, 12:56 PM

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grlNIN

11-17-2005, 01:00 PM

quote:you are obviously one of the fat losers that uses myspace to get laid. He's a studly, Jewish prince. 

 
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Iamnotatool

11-17-2005, 01:25 PM

Bama, suck rockout's cock. its not even the girl that i'm gonna be pissed about if and when we split, it's her 3 year old son that has grown attached to me, and likewise I have with him. Make your jokes,  as I probably would as well, but this shit hurts.

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Death Metal Moe

11-17-2005, 01:42 PM

I don't really like you, but I'm not going to make fun of the fact that you care about her 3 year old son.  Only thing I'll say is if she is cheating, what kind of life are you setting up for yourself?  You're gonna stay with this woman for the sake of a kid who'n not even yours?But I'm getting ahead of myself.  Hopefully she isn't cheating, you're just paranoid and everything works out.

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SatCam

11-17-2005, 02:02 PM

You can also look in her temporary internet folder, assuming her
browser is caching webpages and/or images, and you might be able to
take a peak at what she's looking at. However, no
matter how bad I wanted to know what someone was doing, could you
imagine if someone was spying on you?  I guess its justified by
the fact that maybe she is cheating on you, but have you even spoken to her about this? 


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Death Metal Moe

11-17-2005, 02:03 PM

Sounds like he's more worried about Messenger conversations then web browsing. 

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Hottub

11-17-2005, 02:12 PM

However, no matter how bad I wanted to know what someone was doing, could you imagine if someone was spying on you?  I guess its justified by the fact that maybe she is cheating on you, but have you even spoken to her about this?  Jesus Christ, SatCam, you sound like your 30 years old. How did you get so wise?  That was GREAT!!Yes, you should just try talking to her before this situation spirals out of control and people wind up getting hurt.

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Jennitalia

11-17-2005, 02:52 PM

yeah, talking to her about it first probably would be the wise/mature thing to do. But, let's be realistic here. Do you really think she'd 'fess up and be completely honest if she is doing something she shouldn't be?  At least if Toolie did start snooping around, he'd know for sure.  I can't imagine what the situation must be like for you, Tool, with this bond you have formed with the kid.  Moe is right, you cant stick around with this maybe hobag just because of your bond with the son.  it's a tough situation, but you need to look out for yourself.  you mentioned that she isn't "the one"...with her having a kid, maybe this is enough reason for you to move on now, before you get even closer to the boy, and more importantly, before the boy gets more attached to you.  There are plenty of single chicks without kids that would love to have your cock inside them.  Go for it.

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AnaTickle

11-17-2005, 04:07 PM

For the last maybe 5 years Ive used a program called Methodus.  It may be old now and not sure where to get it...but I used it to get the keystrokes, EVERY keystroke when someone is using my PC. It had many other features on it, but the main reason was to catch whatever pple were typing.  When I needed to know when someone was lying to me about things they wrote or claim they wrote, to who was talking to who.  Yes it is sneaky, but you gotta do what you gotta do.  My son who isnt totally computer literate, (he knows how to surf the web), I simply checked the history to find out WHERE he was surfing to.  Yes I know he needed Current Events from the Daily News to print out, but it was AFTER he did that, he began his surfing "fun".  And Lord knows I was shocked at what he was looking at, but not too upset that I had to confront him and embarrass him about it...(at least there were women and not guys, whewwwwwww)..  Now onto you...This subject has been discussed many times, about catching the significant other in the act of online cheating.  You gotta ask yourself this:  Are you ready to pack up and leave if you find out that she IS having online romance or <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/search?num=100&hl=en&q=rendezvous&spell=1">rendezvous</a>?  If your keystroke program shows you for example: "yes baby, I miss you too!....yes the Denny's on Hwy 41 at 3:30, he wont be home until 6:30 pm...etc etc." What will YOU do?  Are you gonne argue and ask why why why?  And who is this guy?  Sometimes it hurts to find OUT the truth and realize that all the time you were at your bowling matches, and at the Sportsbar, "Jimmy" was giving it to her or playing footsie at the Denny's.Another thing is this...IF you do have to go to all the trouble to find and install keystroke programs and such to find out these things...go with your gut and GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP NOW!  You have no strings.  No marriage, no kids with her.  I understand about the bonding with the son, but hey it will save you heartache down the road.  Imagine thinking all the time you THOUGHT things were going good with you two and THENNNNNNNNN you find out you were getting screwed (or she was lol).  I say this, most times if you feel she is cheating, SHE IS.  Same way women feel for guys.Always have that weekend bag in the trunk of the car with 2 or 3 days of clothing or items on stand by.  IF YOU DO find out anything, DO NOT argue, dont say bad words, just leave. Dont even ask why, you dont WANT to know why, (cause it will hurt like shit and stick in your head for a long time till you get over it).  You DO NOT want the TRUTH.  Cause your pride and heart cannot HANDLE the truth.  Let the keystrokes and enough reading be the truth.  I didnt see how old you are and how long you invested in this relationship, but if you are fairly a young, decent looking guy, you can find other women out there. Just always be on the cautious.  It sucks how relationships go these days, but you gotta be prepared.Just my take on it...

newport king

11-17-2005, 05:58 PM

she has an ex she's a little closwer with than I'd like.  Not sure any shenanigans are going oni'm calling shenanigans. no ex's should be close. ever. they should not even talk. she should respect you enough to end it completely with him. i know this might not be the popular opinion on the situation but (tool, for your own protection, earmuffs.)    really, don't read this.   i'm serious.      every girl i ever broke up with that i stayed friends with i had sex with. its just natural. you've already had your penis inside her so whats the difference? and if i broke up with her? forget it. they always went the "extra mile" to try to get me back when it came to sex.

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walking joint

11-17-2005, 06:20 PM

i've read this thread a few times today and each time think "SHOW ME THE MONEY"

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DJEvelEd

11-17-2005, 08:34 PM

Don't let it get to the point where you are hiding in bushes waiting to see something. Confront her as you're breaking up with her. Tell her you're SURE she is lying & cheating and just walk away. Let her gnaw on that for a few days. Maybe she will call, maybe she won't, but you've got to put your foot down and take back control.I was in the same situation a few years ago. Thank GAWD I got out. I'm so much happier now. If my girlie is not giving me happy thoughts, what's the sense of staying? Life is too short to not be happy. Squash that bullshit!!!Good Luck Bro!

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Iamnotatool

11-18-2005, 08:56 AM

I don't really like you, but I'm not going to make fun of the fact that you care about her 3 year old son.  Only thing I'll say is if she is cheating, what kind of life are you setting up for yourself?  You're gonna stay with this woman for the sake of a kid who'n not even yours? Thanks moe, I thought you liked me you bastard. thanks all for the advice. I'm not some crazy stalker, and yes, I know we all fuck our ex's, I do too, unless I'm in a commited relationship.  I decided against doing anything.  The relationship is over, I already knew that.  Just wanted to know for my own head if anything was going on or if I was just crazy, but I figure where there is smoke there is fire.  I'm not here to get shit on.

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Iamnotatool

11-18-2005, 08:57 AM

PS I didnt say I was gonna stick around for long for the kid, I just wanted to make it through the holidays because a) I love that little fucker, and B) I'm $$$knee deep in XMas gifts and I wanted to see him open them.  Now he'll still get them, which I absolutely want him to get, but I know mommy will "forget" to tell him where they came from.

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11-18-2005, 10:16 AM

quote: check the history folder on IE <img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/newsig.gif" border="0" /> "To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." [ Theodore Roosevelt ] I knew you'd jump on this thread.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/fmjeff.gif" border="0" /> It made my heart sing.

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AirBilly

11-19-2005, 03:32 PM

try googling 'Big brother software'I bought it, used it and snagged her.  It catches IM's, e-mails, web pages and screen shots and is invisible.........unless you know where to lookoh and its a lot of fun when you do catch them,,first the denial and than the proof, the look on the face...worth every penny<a href="http://www.big-brother-spy-software.com/">http://www.big-brother-spy-software.com/</a> its not just for kids anymore 

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Death Metal Moe

11-19-2005, 07:19 PM

quote:  Thanks moe, I thought you liked me you bastard. thanks all for the advice. I'm not some crazy stalker, and yes, I know we all fuck our ex's, I do too, unless I'm in a commited relationship.  I decided against doing anything.  The relationship is over, I already knew that.  Just wanted to know for my own head if anything was going on or if I was just crazy, but I figure where there is smoke there is fire.  I'm not here to get shit on.<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif" border="0" /> That is the most logical thing to do for your own sanity, but people don't always want to hear it or are able to do what they should.  Hope the kid takes it well, I don't really care what happens to her. Cheating is on of the most disgusting things I think you can do in a relationship.  Fuck her. 

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WhistlePig

11-19-2005, 07:27 PM

It's a shame you have to resort to this kind of stuff, though. It makes me all that more grateful to be in a relationship based on trust. I never even think to check up on my hubby. Stupid? Maybe. But I honestly don't think I have to.
Hope your next relationship is with a trustworthy broad- without some poor kids heart stuck in the middle. What a crappy mom.

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Iamnotatool

11-21-2005, 08:11 AM

She's a good mother, I can't front on that. From what her family tells me, she's just the world's worst chooser of men.  They thought she finally found a good one, which she did, but that wasn't enough.  She's a habitual liar.  I've found that out already.

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WhistlePig

11-21-2005, 09:04 AM

She's not a good mom. She shouldn't have a parade of men going through her life at her kid's expense. She should raise him, then think about dating again. She's obviously not thinking of the kid if she's cheating on the guy that her kid obviously adores. Poor 'lil guy is going to grow up thinking all women are like her.

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Iamnotatool

11-21-2005, 09:39 AM

You mean they aren't??In fairness, I'm the first guy she's brought around the kid.  The douchebag drummer boy that she is talking to again, he refused to aknowledge that she has a kid, and doesn't see him. 

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jax

11-21-2005, 01:01 PM

How do you check your own computer to see if someone has installed a key logger?  I'm not up to no good just curious.

dopeshat

11-21-2005, 04:07 PM

Look for a keylogger at www.download.com. Something like XPCspy is really good. I used it on a friends computer to help him catch his wife. It logs everything that is typed, shows what program it was typed in, such as email, instant messengers, chatrooms. It also takes a picture of your desktop every few minutes, depends on how often you want it to. As far as finding them right click on the taskbar between the Start button and the clock and select task manager. Look at process and see if there is any running program that sounds like it could be a keylogger/spy program. Also alot of keylogging programs will disable the ability to to view the task manager. So if it is disabled then check your control panel, add/remove programs and see if there is anything there.