MEN'S HEALTH (NSFW)

[UnknownPD]

<p><font size="2">I just had an annual physical and I guess because I've reached Mike the Teachers (reference point...sorry Mike) age they are doing additional tests. Besides the rectal (jesus that hurt) I was checked for testicular cancer which involves the Doctor (yes, a man)&nbsp;rubbing your sack between his thumbs and forefingers as well as checking the nuts in the bag. I swear it was one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life. </font><font size="2">Is this normal or should I feel violated?&nbsp;</font></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>If it wasn't for cancer screenings, I'd get no action.</p><p>But seriously, of course it's not comfortable to have another man handle your bag.&nbsp; And not just handle, but closely examine and roll around.&nbsp; You'll be happy that you don't have ball cancer, I assure you of that.</p><p>I think to take the edge off, he should offer you to do him next while he's examining you.</p>

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[Melrapuo]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font size="2">I swear it was one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life.</font> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><br />Yea must be hard to hide that hard-on while he's doing that to ya.

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>this is why i have a cute female doctor, boing!</p><p>i believe there are blood tests for detecting prostate cancer which have replaced the rectal exam. when i was 38 i had a jewish male doctor and he looked at my chart and said &quot; i see you are 38 this means i do not have to check your prostate. this is good for you but it is also good for me&quot;&nbsp; I thought it was pretty funny then but now that i read it over i should probably be insulted. hey fuck him, what i'm not good enough for a rectal exam, bastard...</p>

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[UnknownPD]

<p>blood tests for detecting prostate cancer which have replaced the rectal exam</p><p>Either the blood test is only a supplement to the rectal exam or I should feel violated</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

Maybe Funkman just wasn't cute enough for the rectal exam.

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[Evilpete]

or maybe funk has too much &quot;funk&quot; back there for teh doctor to handle<br />



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[FUNKMAN]

<p>that was pretty evil pete...</p>

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[EliSnow]

<p>Don't ever complain about a doctor checking you for either testicular or prostate cancer.&nbsp; I had testicular cancer almost ten years ago, and luckily I felt it on myself when changing clothes one day.&nbsp;&nbsp; I had to have surgery, and go through chemo.&nbsp; Luckily, they caught it fast, and testicular cancer is 95% curable.&nbsp; </p><p>Since then I've become such a baby, where I feel anything out of the ordinary on my body, I contact a doctor (usually my brother).</p><p>Anyways, as one who has gone through that shit, do everything you can to monitor yourself so that you don't have to go through it.</p>

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[torker]

<p>Since then I've become such a baby, where I feel anything out of the ordinary on my body, I contact a doctor (usually my brother).</p><p></p><p>DrTerrific?</p>

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[sr71blackbird]

<p>Why is this NSFW?</p><p>Seriously, no man likes that kind of thing (unless he is a homo)</p>

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[asayresk]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font size="2">I was checked for testicular cancer which involves the Doctor (yes, a man)&nbsp;rubbing your sack between his thumbs and forefingers as well as checking the nuts in the bag. I swear it was one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life. </font><font size="2">Is this normal or should I feel violated?&nbsp;</font></p><p>I had the same experience with a male doctor checking my sac for cancer. I had a feeling he was gay (the tone of his voice was like fez) but he never came on to me he was real professional, maybe because i was hung like a two year old. had it been a woman doctor there wood have been alot of sexual tension.<br /></p>

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[UnknownPD]

<p>Why is this NSFW?</p><p><font size="2">Because unless you work at &quot;The Lubery&quot; discussing your sac is not a generally accepted corporate principal.</font></p><p><font size="3">On another note all my results are back everything is normal&nbsp;yet, I still feel like shit...maybe its time for&nbsp;a lifestyle change...anyone have a menu for pump</font></p>

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<p>Can girls get clit cancer?</p><p>I'll Google &quot;clit cancer&quot; now...wanna race?</p>

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