Write a song about Fez...have BB King sing it!

[Kobe8]

<p>I saw this online for National Diabetes Month.&nbsp; Our Fez has diabetes.&nbsp; How can we promote Diabetes Awareness and the Ron and Fez show?</p><p>Enter the OneTouch&reg; &quot;Give the King Something to Sing&quot; Contest, and you could win a trip to the recording session where B.B. King will record your song! </p><p><span class="normalBold">It's easy to enter!</span> Write your original song lyrics that you would like to hear sung by B.B. King about how diabetes has touched you, or someone you care about. Entries must: </p><ul><li>Be in the style of the Blues <br /></li><li>Contain 50 words or less<br /></li><li>Include the word &quot;touch&quot;<br /></li><li>Be received by December 31, 2005. </li></ul><p>Grand Prize: 2-day/1-night trip for two to New York City, NY, for the opportunity to hear B.B. King record winner's song lyrics; $500 spending money (ARV $3,000).<br />First Prizes (1,000): Sponsor-selected B.B. King CD (ARV $12.99)</p><p><a href="https://www.lifescan.com/promotions/bbking/" target="_self">Here is the entry form!</a></p><p>Perhaps Perrynoid can win this with a &quot;Fatty Diabetes&quot; song!&nbsp; </p>

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Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan.
If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up.

[samnyc]

<p>Ooooohhhhhhh I got the blues</p><p>Fez &quot;bad touch&quot; Whatley's heart gave out today </p><p>Ooooohhhhhh I got the blues</p><p>And his glucose is out of control</p><p>Busboys go home early</p><p>Where will all those Oreas go?</p><p>I got the blues.</p>