How often do you jerk off? [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

samnyc

11-28-2005, 10:27 PM

Ron asked Fez if he had jo'd since the attack today and Fez replied only once.One time in 16 days seems a little bit low to me so i want to take a sample from ronfez.net.Girls are welcome to contribute as well.Thanks.

A.J.

11-28-2005, 11:10 PM

i want to take a sample from ronfez.net.You'll have to provide your own cup(s).

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Yosammity

11-29-2005, 08:53 AM

One time in 16 minutes seems low to me.

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Mike Teacher

11-29-2005, 09:17 AM

another pic posting fuckup courtesy of the powers that be...sigh...

This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 11-29-05 @ 1:19 PM

Dougie Brootal

11-29-2005, 09:40 AM

3 or 4 a day

MilkmanDann

11-29-2005, 10:45 AM

Everytime you post SAMNYC.

j3lehane

11-29-2005, 05:11 PM

We'll all be able to spank better when we go to the new server....like little java log monkeys. EE--EE--EE--EE--BoBo__EE--EE__EE--EE__

This message was edited by j3lehane on 11-29-05 @ 9:12 PM

Hottub

11-29-2005, 05:23 PM

Well guess what I recently learned after hearing a discussion by our local Pastor?Masturbation is a sin. And not just any sin, it is a MORTAL SIN!! Somehow spanking it falls under the catagory of adultery. As you should know aldultery is one of the 10 Commandments. So is making sweet love to your WIFE using any form of birth control. MORTAL SIN, BABY!!Ahh, Fuck it. As soon as the board goes down, I'm going to Jack myself silly.I'm going to hell, anyway!

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XMRonFez

11-29-2005, 05:25 PM

As much as a monkey wearing a Fez...<img height="440" src="http://www.absurdityrules.com/images/akbarpics/akbarglam-002.jpg" width="347" border="0" />

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bobrobot

11-29-2005, 05:27 PM

quote:  We'll all be able to spank better when we go to the new server....like little java log monkeys. EE--EE--EE--EE--BoBo__EE--EE__EE--EE__   I resemble that remark !<img title="i resemble that remark" height="300" alt="i resemble that remark" src="http://web.dis.unimelb.edu.au/pgrad/mkarim/images/curly_howard.jpg" width="230" border="0" /> <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bosnailbo.jpg" border="0" /> It happened so fast !!!

This message was edited by bobogolem on 11-29-05 @ 9:31 PM

BACH16207

11-29-2005, 05:59 PM

I have busted two nutts reading this discussion alone!

Where Da Bitz At?

FlashVirus

11-29-2005, 06:19 PM

Would someone please stop making these threads so hot!! (sarcasm) 



This message was edited by FlashVirus on 11-29-05 @ 10:20 PM

SLCRagu

11-29-2005, 08:01 PM

I've been jerking off to this since I first saw it.  <img width="250" height="211" border="0" src="http://www.weightlossfromgailo.com/members/650746/uploaded/home01.gif" /> 

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East Side Dave

11-30-2005, 07:53 AM

Twice a day, in front of my parrot!! Just kidding..............i actually spank it three times!<img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Hear me saturday nights Midnight to 6 and miscellaneous days- 95.9 The RAT; <a href="http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/">blog</a>

This message was edited by East Side Dave on 11-30-05 @ 11:53 AM

NITRON

11-30-2005, 07:56 AM

I'm wondering if the question applies to the females too. 

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XMRonFez

11-30-2005, 05:19 PM

quote: <img height="117" src="http://tryingtogrok.mu.nu/archives/puppy.jpg" width="157" border="0" />  I'm sorry for getting off the topic, but that's just adorable....... 

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Hottub

11-30-2005, 05:21 PM

To keep it off topic, you are absolutely right!

<img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right">
so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

ChrisTheCop

11-30-2005, 06:40 PM

who said that adorable puppy is off topic??? it's hot. i couldnt help myself.

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Death Metal Moe

11-30-2005, 07:01 PM

I'm good for like 2 to 3 usually.  But man, if I'm home for the day alone...FORGET IT.  Unless I'm deathly ill it's "Jackfest."  I'll just let that visual sink in...

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SatCam

12-01-2005, 02:48 PM

who said that adorable puppy is off topic??? it's hot. i couldnt help myself.I thought the same thing.  I mean, my puppy helps me jerk off. 


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zentraed

12-01-2005, 03:07 PM

quote:I'm good for like 2 to 3 usually. But man, if I'm home for the day alone...FORGET IT. Unless I'm deathly ill it's "Jackfest." I'll just let that visual sink in...

 I'm usually good for 10 a week, but like Moe said: if i'm off for the day, I might as well have glued my hand to my shaft. while
my frequency hasn't changed too much, it's gotten too the point where
I'm downloading 10+ gigs of porno a week. i think i might have a problem 


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Abrasive Dean

12-01-2005, 04:23 PM

I am not telling you how often..... But the fact I am typing "one handed" should give you a clue.

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lamby

12-01-2005, 08:38 PM

it probly averages out to like 1.5 times a day

DESERTEAGLE.50

12-01-2005, 10:00 PM

This thread smells like a public pool. 

What?
Yes I Am.
All This Time.

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j3lehane

12-02-2005, 03:44 AM

Do not talk about fight club.Do not talk about the FEED.Do not talk about J.O. or O.J.http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/CurlyPPGravestone.jpg

LongIslandRob

12-02-2005, 05:53 AM

Easily once a day.  I'm the Cal Ripken Jr. of this topic.  I'm also going for all 50 states, currently I have done it in 18.  

Trust me, it won't hurt.