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PanterA

11-30-2005, 08:05 PM

<a href="http://www.trojanvibratingring.com/vibratingring/index.asp">Trojan Vibrating Cock Ring</a>So fellas, would ja strap this thing around your cock?You think they would have these things at like Rite-Aid? Does this mean Trojan can start selling sex toys at the pharmacy?

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Death Metal Moe

11-30-2005, 08:11 PM

Lasts up to 20 minutes?  Do I get my money back for the 14 I don't need?

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Death Metal Moe

11-30-2005, 08:17 PM

Actually these might be nice.  Ya put one on, ya give your special ladyfriend the Wing Wah, and once you're done giving her the ol' BA-BOOM!!! you hand her the little vibrating ring and say "Go have a good time honey, I'll be in the kitchen."It's a love story.

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FUNKMAN

11-30-2005, 08:27 PM

about time! now i can stop putting this around my cock...<img src="http://www.laughshop.com/images/LShandbuzz.gif" border="0" />

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Tom Ace

11-30-2005, 08:35 PM

at least they realize now that condoms suck 

ive been lurking a LOOONG time.

FUNKMAN

11-30-2005, 08:38 PM

ive been lurking a LOOONG time. we know! we've been watching you

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PapaBear

11-30-2005, 08:42 PM

quote: at least they realize now that condoms suck If condoms sucked, we wouldn't need women.

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Steels

11-30-2005, 08:45 PM

Hell yes I'd use it, what guy don't need whatever help he can get in pleasing a woman, completely. 

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FUNKMAN

11-30-2005, 08:47 PM

a nice addition to my barbed wired butt plug...

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Mike Teacher

12-01-2005, 12:43 AM

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

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kevcala

12-01-2005, 11:13 AM

quote:Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A. Make them into a tire and call it a good year. 

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sr71blackbird

12-01-2005, 02:51 PM

Q. How do you recycle a condom?          A.  You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it..........

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FMJeff

12-01-2005, 07:54 PM

im in, do they make a finger ring? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/fmjeff.gif" border="0" /> It made my heart sing.

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PanterA

12-01-2005, 07:59 PM

I was actually wondering if it came in a magnum size...

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torker

12-01-2005, 08:08 PM

Raised dot adds increased pleasure and provides camouflage for those potentially embarrassing genital warts.

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FUNKMAN

12-01-2005, 08:17 PM

Raised dot adds increased pleasure that's what hellen keller said

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Jennitalia

12-02-2005, 07:00 AM

call me old fashioned, but i still preferr just a plain ol' cock

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TheMojoPin

12-02-2005, 07:44 AM

*Looks sad*It's OK, Silly-Straw...I still love you...

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Mike Teacher

12-02-2005, 08:00 AM

I was actually wondering if it came in a magnum size...=Magnum = 1.5 Liters, that's a lotta fluid, Bobby.[rimshot]Enjoy the veal.

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Doctor Manhattan

12-02-2005, 08:31 AM

quote: call me old fashioned, but i still preferr just a plain ol' cock I just finished. <a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a>

This message was edited by SKW on 12-2-05 @ 12:32 PM

Death Metal Moe

12-02-2005, 08:47 AM

I like the warning section of the "How to Use" linkcontains small parts that may present a choking or other hazard That's not gonna make any guy feel confident.Discontinue use if any penile discomfort such as irritation, swelling, or discoloration develops.If you need someone to tell you that you should have your penis taken from you.Do no use more than 20 to 30 minutes.Not a problem.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />  Hey!  Now we have an exsuce.  "Look honey, it says right here not to use it for too long."

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Death Metal Moe

12-02-2005, 08:49 AM

quote: I just finished. <a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a> This message was edited by SKW on 12-2-05 @ 12:32 PM  <img height="150" src="http://www.simpleton.com/img/tic-tac-toe.gif" width="150" border="0" />I'm still going.Hmmmmmmmmm........... 

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torker

12-02-2005, 07:08 PM

Trojan® Vibrating Ring is not for sale in AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX or VA. Shocking!<img height="482" src="http://www.tpgh.org/images/The%20Myth%20of%20Evolution.jpg" width="289" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

12-02-2005, 07:12 PM

Trojan® Vibrating Ring is not for sale in AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX or VA. and it's only refundable in any state but your ownlike them fucking soda bottles

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Stankfoot

12-03-2005, 10:29 AM

Did you check this out?<a href="http://www.trojanvibratingring.com/organ/recorder.asp">http://www.trojanvibratingring.com/organ/recorder.asp</a>Its like a "Sweet Melissa" Keyboard ....

This message was edited by Stankfoot on 12-3-05 @ 3:51 PM

SouthSideJohnny

12-03-2005, 01:52 PM

quote:  Did you check this out?<a href="http://www.trojanvibratingring.com/organ/recorder.asp">http://www.trojanvibratingring.com/organ/recorder.asp</a>Its like a "Sweet Melissa" Keyboard ....This message was edited by Stankfoot on 12-3-05 @ 3:51 PM What kind of fucking sound does that last white key on the right make?  It sounds like somebody puking.  Not usually the way I like to end a romantic interlude.  Also, that horse whining on the second to last black key was a little kinky.

SatCam

12-03-2005, 02:31 PM

I was actually wondering if it came in a magnum size...Hey bobby, thanks for thinking of me during this gift-giving time of year. 

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Dirtybird12

12-03-2005, 02:41 PM

condoms are for sissys. DONE neXt toPiC

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