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JustJon

12-02-2005, 11:21 AM

If the idea to put up rock star fights happened, who would you see fight?  And who do you think would win? 

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Kobe8

12-02-2005, 11:24 AM

<a href="http://www.dailymedication.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=414" target="_self">I've got $50 on whoever fights Danzig.</a>

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Jennitalia

12-02-2005, 11:30 AM

david lee roth vs sammy hagar - Sammy winsaxl rose vs scott weiland - scott winsdave grohl vs courtney love - that psycho would unfortunately win because she's crazy.

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PapaBear

12-02-2005, 11:30 AM

Bono vs. Ted Nuggent  Winner... TNMoby vs. Miichael Stipe  Winner... everyone <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ingacopy.jpg" border="0" />Hey! Those multi-cultural slave children, belong to the Disney Corporation!Get 'em Achmed!

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Mike Teacher

12-02-2005, 12:03 PM

time to bring back Celebrity Deathmatch

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Furtherman

12-02-2005, 12:12 PM

Bowie cira 1974 vs. Bowie cira 2005 Watch '74 scratch out '05's eyes.

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FUNKMAN

12-02-2005, 12:18 PM

avril lavigne vs kelly clarkson   nakededit: who would win?  avril     <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" />

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JustJon

12-02-2005, 12:30 PM

quote:avril lavigne vs kelly clarkson nakededit: who would win? avril I disagree.  The winner would be those of us watching.

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torker

12-02-2005, 03:08 PM

Don't fuck with the Stapp!Another <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/370687p-315063c.html" target="_blank">source</a> says that even with his publicist in tow, Stapp cursed "every other word," called a female executive producer a "b-," constantly flipped the bird, and referred to Ostrosky - better known as Howard Stern's longtime girlfriend - as a "bimbo." <img height="251" src="http://www.nndb.com/people/246/000059069/stapp-mugshot-sized.jpg" width="213" border="0" />

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Bulldogcakes

12-02-2005, 03:50 PM

Moby vs (Def Leppard drummer) Rick AllenMy money's on Rick. I bet he could kick Moby's ass with one arm tied behind his back.  

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Bulldogcakes

12-02-2005, 03:54 PM

R& F did a comedy pyramid about this back in the WNEW days after
Moby called out Eminem at the MTV music awards for being a gay basher.
A battle of the worlds two scrawniest men. I'll never find the link,
but I'm sure its around here somewhere. I'm sure Mikeyboy remembers
this bit. 

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shodan

12-02-2005, 04:07 PM

I would gladly do a night in jail to be given the opportunity to rain blows on Scott Stapp's pretentious face. Not a normal fight, I'm talking a Brad Pitt savaging Jared Leto in Fight Club beating.

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torker

12-02-2005, 04:12 PM

Dogfight between Stevie Ray Vaughn and Randy Rhoads - Tie                  <img height="116" src="http://airwar.hihome.com/airwar/ww2-europe/part2/act10-dogfight.jpg" width="199" border="0" />Pistols at dawn for Felix Pappalardi and Kurt Cobain - Winner: Dave Grohl                 <img height="141" src="http://www.kinopolis.de/filminfo/b/img/boris03.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

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fezident

12-03-2005, 06:36 AM

I saw some footage of Bjork throw a few punches at a photographer.  It was kinda cool.I would love to see her really get into it with Fiona Apple or Courtney Love.

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cougarjake13

12-03-2005, 06:39 AM

quote: I would gladly do a night in jail to be given the opportunity to rain blows on Scott Stapp's pretentious face. Not a normal fight, I'm talking a Brad Pitt savaging Jared Leto in Fight Club beating. <img src="http://www.xbox.com/media/games/manhunt/sim-manhunt-004.jpg" border="0" /> it was ed norton who beat the shit out of leto not pitt

Mangoat

12-03-2005, 06:56 AM

I personally would like to see <a href="http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGGL,GGGL:2005-09,GGGL:en&q=melissa%20auf%20der%20maur&sa=N&tab=wi" target="_self">Melissa Auf Der Maur</a> vs. the lead singer of <a href="http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&rls=GGGL%2CGGGL%3A2005-09%2CGGGL%3Aen&q=skunk+anansie&btnG=Search" target="_self">Skunk Anansie</a>

A.J.

12-03-2005, 07:18 AM

If he was alive, I would love to see John Lennon beat the crap out of Paul McCartney.

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Mangoat

12-03-2005, 07:36 AM

quote:If he was alive, I would love to see John Lennon beat the crap out of Paul McCartney. That would be a total sissy screaming slapfight, with hair pulling and slapping and namecalling. Blech!

badorties

12-03-2005, 08:02 AM

I personally would like to see <a href="http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGGL,GGGL:2005-09,GGGL:en&q=melissa%20auf%20der%20maur&sa=N&tab=wi" target="_self">Melissa Auf Der Maur</a> vs. the lead singer of <a href="http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&rls=GGGL%2CGGGL%3A2005-09%2CGGGL%3Aen&q=skunk+anansie&btnG=Search" target="_self">Skunk Anansie</a> there are about a million things i would like to see melissa auf der maur do ... and i might pay to see jay farrar beat the living snot out of jeff tweedy ...

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Donnielimes

12-03-2005, 08:29 AM

Kelly Clarkson would kick Aviril's lil frenchifried ASS!!!! <a href="http://donnydelicious.blogspot.com/">http://donnydelicious.blogspot.com/</a>"Good Times/Noodle Salad, Thats my story"

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SatCam

12-03-2005, 02:56 PM

Michael Jackson vs. The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince Justin Timberlake vs. Nick Carter 


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j3lehane

12-04-2005, 03:21 PM

Anthony Cumia vs. Bloated Attorney Dominic The Barbarian

FUNKMAN

12-04-2005, 04:48 PM

Alanis Morissette vs. Gwen Stefanibaby oil wrestling

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A.J.

12-04-2005, 09:56 PM

Throw in Jewel and make it a Triple Threat Batch...I mean Match.

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mendyweiss

12-05-2005, 11:50 AM

<img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:I8AC6PpqTxEJ:www.thetoque.net/041130/pics" border="0" />These gals are rock stars in my mind! WendyJoe Sperber vs. Natalie from Facts of Life.Panties will be flying.

I say sweeping the pockets of the Dutchman was not Mob business!

badorties

12-05-2005, 12:05 PM

WendyJoe Sperber vs. Natalie from Facts of Lifesad to say, but wendy jo died last week ... mindy is still kicking

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Jennitalia

12-05-2005, 12:42 PM

madonna vs britney:  Madonna would kick ass

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torker

12-05-2005, 02:08 PM

sad to say, but wendy jo died last weekHolly shit!  RIP, baby. 

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jess87

02-03-2006, 09:34 AM

jennifer lopez vs Mariah CareyAnyone see Mariah's ass on the New Years Eve Show???Ass to Ass boxing

FUNKMAN

02-03-2006, 01:06 PM

jennifer lopez vs Mariah CareyAnyone see Mariah's ass on the New Years Eve Show???Ass to Ass boxingmaybe a naked leapfrog or naked squat-thrust contest as well...

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legroommusic

02-03-2006, 01:19 PM

here's a good matchup: tag team.wynona judd and melissa etheridge or bonnie raittvs.the indigo girls. Not sexy, but I think it'd be a good fight.

tele7

02-03-2006, 05:24 PM

Cheryl Crow and Liz Phair.  Fair Fight if I ever saw one.  My moneys on Liz.

7 and a Switchblade

FUNKMAN

02-03-2006, 05:56 PM

mick jagger and david bowie having a sword fightoh wait, they already did that and mick won by swallowing david's sword<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Ippolito" border="0" /> 

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Evilpete

02-03-2006, 07:23 PM

here's the problem; Lemmy beats all of them since Lemmy is God 

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PapaBear

02-03-2006, 09:20 PM

quote: Cheryl Crow and Liz Phair.  Fair Fight if I ever saw one.  My moneys on Liz. 7 and a Switchblade Cheryl Crow has the rage edge. She and Lance just called it quits.

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jlehane

02-04-2006, 04:10 AM

Clyde Tombaugh (in his prime 1930/discovered PLUTO) vs. Pre-cancer Dr Carl Sagan (Billions and Billions).<img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigClydeTombaugh.jpg" border="0" />Bantam weights Ask me about Life on Marshttp://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/MoeMurdelize.jpg

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