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torker
12-02-2005, 08:00 PM
Jesus...

Snoogans
12-02-2005, 08:04 PM
where is the choice where he was a real guy who just was a carpenter, and did nothing important?<br />


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torker
12-02-2005, 08:06 PM
8.

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Snoogans
12-02-2005, 08:07 PM
<p><img width="125" height="243" border="0" src="http://quinnell.us/entertainment/movies/kevinsmith/dogma/images/buddychrist.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Jesus is my buddy</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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Snoogans
12-02-2005, 08:09 PM
<p><img width="198" height="251" border="0" src="http://www.whatarerecords.com/artist/stephen_lynch/PressCenter/stephen_lynch_color_hi_TN.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>IM FUCKIN CRAIG</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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sr71blackbird
12-02-2005, 08:51 PM
Jesus is my nigga

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kevcala
12-02-2005, 09:07 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Jesus...
is a pederass<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>EDIT:&nbsp; . . dude&nbsp;</p><p>

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Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice.

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<font color=black>This message was edited by kevcala on 12-3-05 @ 1:16 AM</font>

A.J.
12-02-2005, 10:53 PM
<p>...is a pretty good lead-off man.</p><p><img height="450" src="http://cache.boston.com/images/bostondirtdogs//2004/JD_2.25.jpg" width="291" border="0" /></p>

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Kobe8
12-03-2005, 03:22 AM
<p>Jesus...</p><p><img height="270" src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/269154/2/Man_Mowing_Lawn.jpg" width="180" border="0" /></p><p>...mows my lawn</p>

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Yerdaddy
12-03-2005, 04:28 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Jesus... is a pederass <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>EDIT:&nbsp; . . dude&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=kevcala" border="0" /> Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice. Big Ass #22981</p><font color="#000000">This message was edited by kevcala on 12-3-05 @ 1:16 AM</font> <p><br />Eight-year-olds, Dude.</p>

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sr71blackbird
12-03-2005, 04:31 AM
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Death Metal Moe
12-03-2005, 05:35 AM
<p>Jesus.....</p><p><img height="441" src="http://www.ministrymusic.org/pics/promo/housespromo5.jpg" width="568" border="0" /></p><p>built my hotrod.</p>

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ShelleBink
12-03-2005, 05:59 AM
Jesus is alright with me.&nbsp; Let him just do what he's gotta.<br />

torker
12-03-2005, 06:08 AM
<p>Jesus...</p><p><img height="226" src="http://www.unexplainedstuff.com/images/geuu_01_img0158.jpg" width="303" border="0" /></p><p>ain't afraid of no square jaw snakes.</p>

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FUNKMAN
12-03-2005, 08:10 AM
<p><font size="1"><strong>Jesus: The Poll</strong> </font></p><p>i thought he was jewish</p>

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Donnielimes
12-03-2005, 08:25 AM
There is some bad stuff up on this post some really bad stuff. I mean Micheal Jackson is a pederast. What did Jesus ever do to you? Why are you so twisted about it? and as you are getting angrier and angrier...................

"Good Times/Noodle Salad, Thats my story"

jimmyNYC
12-03-2005, 08:43 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1"><strong>Jesus: The Poll</strong> </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i thought he was jewish</p>fezzie send him to the prize closet<br />

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DJEvelEd
12-03-2005, 09:19 AM
<p><img height="427" src="http://www.dethkorps.com/bhsfan/pix/various/shot-Gibby_at_gibbytronix.jpg" width="349" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="2">Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil<br />Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet<br />All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world<br />So the only thing that I could do<br />Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">Gibby Haynes</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /> </p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 12-3-05 @ 1:21 PM</font>

Mike Teacher
12-03-2005, 09:31 AM
What's Jesus' middle name? I think it begins with an 'H'.

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Yerdaddy
12-03-2005, 10:04 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>What's Jesus' middle name? I think it begins with an 'H'. <img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/esig" border="0" /> <p><br />Apparently it was Jesus &quot;Hitman&quot; Christ. <img height="203" src="http://www.robmoitoza.com/graphics/jesus-h.jpg" width="116" align="textTop" border="0" /></p>

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torker
12-03-2005, 10:11 AM
<p><strong>Jesus: The Poll</strong> </p><p>What are 'things you say when Billy Joel is driving'?</p><p><img height="185" src="http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2004-04/12379493.jpg" width="280" border="0" /></p>

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Yerdaddy
12-03-2005, 10:30 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><strong>Jesus: The Poll</strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>What are 'things you say when Billy Joel is driving'?</p><p><img height="185" src="http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2004-04/12379493.jpg" width="280" border="0" /></p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/torkpiss.jpg" border="0" /><em>Deal with it, pink-boy <br /></em><span class="null">that deserves a<em> <img height="386" src="http://pzacad.pitzer.edu/~hfairchi/PsychDiscourse/ghanaphot/clapbig.jpg" width="288" align="textTop" border="0" /></em></span> <div /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5" border="0" /> Fuck it from behind.

<font color=black>This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 12-3-05 @ 2:34 PM</font>

Hottub
12-03-2005, 10:57 AM
<p>Torker Wins!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="267" src="http://www.silentpix.com/modules/Myalbums/albums/userpics/10014/crime%20copy.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p>

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DJEvelEd
12-04-2005, 04:44 AM
Holy Shit that was funny. Diddn't see that one comin!!!

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spikefiddle
12-04-2005, 06:44 PM
<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine <br />meltin' in a pot of thieves <br />wild card up my sleeve <br />thick heart of stone <br />my sins my own <br />they belong to me, me</font> </p><p><img title="Patti Smith" height="404" alt="Patti Smith" src="http://www.masters-of-photography.com/images/full/mapplethorpe/mapplethorpe_smith.jpg" width="640" border="0" /></p>

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FUNKMAN
12-04-2005, 07:37 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Jesus: The Poll</font></strong> </p><p>vaulter</p><p><img src="http://www.personal.psu.edu/gbb116/animatedvaulterdrawing.gif" border="0" /></p>

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