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whiteboy1457

12-02-2005, 09:52 PM

OK... i need to dump my girlfriend b/c i very shallow and there somebody better looking that wants to go out with me... heres the problem....this is the second time my girlfiend and i have been together(we broke up about this time last year) and total we have been together for a couple of months, shes very emotional and happens to be one of my sisters friends... she also is suicidal (not joking she actual is), shes still loves her last boyfriend(who abused her on a daily basis) and told me she in love with me (i said i was too but it was just to get some ass) and finally she hates drinkers and smokers and people who do drugs(i do all of those but told her i stopped, which is a lie) i need to let her down smoothly in order for her not to kill herself and so my sister wont kick me in the sack.  Any ideas??? P.S. I love you fuzzybutt.

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zentraed

12-02-2005, 10:14 PM

eh. just tell her it's over. she's a chick, so she's not gonna blow her head off. replace/toss her pills, be ready to call 911 if ya get the "suicide call" and don't visit her in the hospital. she's probably not gonna do it twice. about a clean a break as you can get 

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mdr55

12-03-2005, 01:19 AM

Just break-up with her. What happens to her after that shouldn't
be none of your business because you're not going out with her anymore.
And if something does happen to her, why should you care anyway? Like
you said you're shallow, so just fuck it. You'll be on the next chick
anyway. What's so hard about that? The end. 


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Bulldogcakes

12-03-2005, 03:27 AM

If you really dont want to hurt her feelings by breaking up with her, then just cheat on her. Then everyone's happy. 

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sr71blackbird

12-03-2005, 04:48 AM

and told me she in love with me (i said i was too  I think you and ag should open a food delivery business.

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ShelleBink

12-03-2005, 05:53 AM

Tell her you're gay.  There might be some truth to that someday.

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12-05-2005, 08:39 AM

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whiteboy1457

12-05-2005, 01:02 PM

I did think about cheating on her... but it seems like a dick thing to do... i have been cheated on and its really shitty but i dont see any other way out of it... and i dont think the gay thing would work too well, she has five friend that will vouch that im not... ehhh oh well

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JPMNICK

12-05-2005, 01:08 PM

send her a link to this page

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kevcala

12-05-2005, 01:08 PM

quote:she has five friend that will vouch that im not 


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JPMNICK

12-05-2005, 01:18 PM

you really just  have to man up and do it. worst case scenario she kills herself, but it would not be your fault anyway.

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UnknownPD

12-05-2005, 01:51 PM

Tell her you are taking some time off to learn English. It may not get rid of her, but knowing the language would help the rest of us understand what you are trying to say.

Death Metal Moe

12-05-2005, 02:01 PM

quote: Tell her you are taking some time off to learn English. It may not get rid of her, but knowing the language would help the rest of us understand what you are trying to say. This is fucking brillant mean spirited comedy.

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Death Metal Moe

12-05-2005, 02:11 PM

quote: OK... i need to dump my girlfriend b/c i very shallow and there somebody better looking that wants to go out with me... heres the problem....this is the second time my girlfiend and i have been together(we broke up about this time last year) and total we have been together for a couple of months, shes very emotional and happens to be one of my sisters friends... she also is suicidal (not joking she actual is), shes still loves her last boyfriend(who abused her on a daily basis) and told me she in love with me (i said i was too but it was just to get some ass) and finally she hates drinkers and smokers and people who do drugs(i do all of those but told her i stopped, which is a lie) i need to let her down smoothly in order for her not to kill herself and so my sister wont kick me in the sack.  Any ideas??? P.S. I love you fuzzybutt.<img src="http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/explosion.jpg" align="left" border="0" />      Hey, that sounds healthy.  And a very good reason to break up with someone you lied to about your feelings.You know, I'd say "It's not your responsibility what she does to herself" but if you've been stringing her along, telling her you love her and you didn't, then it is partly your fault.  What the fuck is wrong with you?  Don't lie to people, Jesus.  Be up front from the beginning to the end.  That's all you should do.You can't string people along and expect anything good to come of it.  There is no way to make this easy.  Just do it if you feel you must.

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Death Metal Moe

12-05-2005, 02:13 PM

she also is suicidal (not joking she actual is), This part annoys me.  What joke has ever started with "Hey, this girl I know is suicidal..." BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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Bulldogcakes

12-05-2005, 03:59 PM

[quote]she also is suicidal 
Are you THAT bad in bed? 

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Death Metal Moe

12-05-2005, 04:13 PM

<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/Ben1.jpg" border="0" />Dude, dude!  She killed herself!  DUDE!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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Bulldogcakes

12-05-2005, 04:35 PM

whiteboy1457Hey!
Shouldn't you change your name to
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whiteboy1457

12-05-2005, 09:53 PM

quote: she also is suicidal Are you THAT bad in bed?  she said i was just the right size<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" /> 

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Justice4all

12-05-2005, 10:03 PM

Try cutting her throat....it worked for this guy..................................<img src="http://www.bigmagic.com/pages/blackj/oj.jpg" border="0" />

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Iamnotatool

12-06-2005, 10:51 AM

"she said I was just the right size" Thats what chicks say to you short dicked men.   Ever hear, "Damn, that thing is HUGE!!"   I think not. Tell her to find a real man, not an internet pimp like yourself.

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Sangreal

12-07-2005, 02:24 AM

Just strap het to a chair before telling her. Cut het loose as soon as she is over it. Cut her loose sooner and she can use the rope and chair to hang herself.

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Bulldogcakes

12-07-2005, 03:13 AM

If you dont want to cheat on her, tell her you're a swinger. And if she
wants to hang with you, she's going to suck off all your buddies and
eat some foreign pussy. If she balks, you get rid of her and its her
decision. If she's in, you have the worlds greatest girlfriend. Either
way you cant lose. 

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Sheeplovr

12-07-2005, 03:47 AM

is your girlfreinds name Erin she sounds like my freind luke's Ex chick 

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East Side Dave

12-07-2005, 04:27 AM

She sounds more like Barbara to me...

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12-07-2005, 05:55 AM

quote: If you dont want to cheat on her, tell her you're a swinger. And if she wants to hang with you, she's going to suck off all your buddies and eat some foreign pussy. If she balks, you get rid of her and its her decision. If she's in, you have the worlds greatest girlfriend. Either way you cant lose.  TESTIFY!!<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/l=IVI/SIG=1283qau1d/EXP=1134053634/*-http%3A//www.wrestle.ru/photo/dvondudley/images/01.jpg" border="0" />