View Full Version : New Christmas CD from Billy Staples (Airsick)
mikeyboy
12-04-2005, 10:20 AM
<p>A little something to consider for your holiday shopping...</p><p> </p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p> </p>*> <p align="center"><font size="4"><font color="#339933" size="5"><strong>As Heard on the Ron and Fez Show</strong></font></font></p><p align="center"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/airsick1.jpg" border="0" /></p><p align="center"><font color="#336633" size="4"><strong>Billy Staples</strong></font></p><p align="center"><strong><font color="#336633" size="4">and</font></strong></p><p align="center"><font size="4"><font color="#336633"><strong> Paul Bond</strong></font></font></p><p align="center"><font size="4"><strong><font color="#336633">T</font></strong><font size="+0">he Air Sick Guys have their Annual Holiday CD available now for your listening pleasure this Christmas Season. Filled with some of their classics as well as many new tunes never heard before, and thanks to XM Radio, they can be heard on the radio now. An XM radio would compliment this CD very nicely by the way</font></font></p><p align="center"><font size="4">It contains some of the funniest, filthiest, dirty, bigoted and </font><font size="4">un-PC stuff you have ever laughed at while sitting around the Christmas Tree, Hanukkah Bush or Kwanzaa piece of fruit or whatever.</font></p><p align="center"><font size="4">It is a great gift and it's cheap...what more could you ask for...OK, the Prussian Blue Christmas album isn't out this year, but this is better by far.</font></p><p align="center"><font size="4">A gift for all religions, races and species. Even Mars Jerry.</font></p><p align="center"><font size="4">Give it a listen on the show and we will even post a few up in the Media file.</font></p><p align="center"><font size="4">Order now so you will avoid that look of sadness when all the gifts are opened and one little child keeps looking under the tree for the one gift he really wanted and asked Santa for:</font></p><p align="center"><font color="#669900" size="5"><strong>A Very Filthy XXX-MAS</strong></font></p><p align="left"><strong><font color="#669900" size="3">To order now with PayPal or other ways, click on either link below</font></strong></p><p align="center"><img height="140" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/airsickCD2.jpg" width="158" border="0" /></p><p align="left"><font size="4"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/AirSickBannerdraft3.jpg" align="middle" border="0" /></font></p><p align="left"><font size="4"><a href="http://www.paulbond.tv/bio.htm" target="_self">link 1</a></font></p><p align="left"><font size="4"><a href="http://hometown.aol.com/filthychristmas/myhomepage/sale.html" target="_self">link 2</a></font></p><font size="4"><font size="4">* /> <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://www.thereisnoradio.com/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio</a><br /><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem </font></font>
<font color=black>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 1-1-06 @ 1:20 PM</font>
Photoshop Mike
12-06-2005, 02:38 PM
<font size="5">Will Billy Autograph Them?</font>
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Hottub
12-06-2005, 02:51 PM
<p><font size="5">Why is everybody shouting??!!!</font></p>
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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.
ShelleBink
12-06-2005, 04:44 PM
<strong><font size="7">LOUD NOISES</font></strong><br />
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torker
12-06-2005, 05:06 PM
<p><strong><font size="5">IT'S JUST THE NORMAL NOISES IN HERE.</font></strong></p>
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torker
12-06-2005, 05:07 PM
<strong><font size="6">F'N MOUTH-BREATHER</font></strong>
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Rorschach
12-06-2005, 05:21 PM
poor billy
i honestly pity him
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Photoshop Mike
12-06-2005, 05:24 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">Sorry Budday, had the radio up too loud :( </font><p><font size="5">Why is everybody shouting??!!!</font></p><img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com. <br />
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Coach
12-06-2005, 10:33 PM
<p>After hearing Billy today. I will never buy dreck such as this. </p><p>He suffers from the same ailment as my mom: Everyone's a drunkosis</p>
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Stankfoot
12-06-2005, 11:17 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> </font><p><font size="5">Why is everybody shouting??!!!</font></p><p> </p><p><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="7"><strong>BIG FONTS RULE!!</strong></font></p><p> </p><strong><font size="7"><p><br /></p><img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/ccat.jpg" border="0" /> <br /><br /></font></strong> <font size="2">“I can imagine no way in which this thing would be considered anywhere remotely close to safe.”</font>
<font color=black>This message was edited by Stankfoot on 12-7-05 @ 3:17 AM</font>
Doctor Manhattan
12-07-2005, 06:08 AM
<font size="1"><sup>Merry December</sup></font>
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j3lehane
12-07-2005, 08:05 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigOnlyStaplesUnderstandsMe.jpgIt's tough being an unknown species......
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j3lehane
12-07-2005, 08:15 AM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigColorFossilSkullsGoodLuckPro.jpgBilly ,call the show more and chat up Mikey D.I'm sure he'd love to hear from you.Send him a copy.He loves LIVE SHOWS.
yomudder21
12-07-2005, 08:28 AM
<p>I hate to say but these songs were REALLY hacky and REALLY unfunny.</p><p>That is pretty much the worst compliment you can give to someone who is selling something like this but I found the two songs they played yesterday unlistenable.</p><p>Ron must owe Billy money becuase he had no problem ripping in to him when he came to the 12 step issue, but then didn't crack one joke about how bad these songs are. Like a light switch he was.</p>
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East Side Dave
12-07-2005, 08:30 AM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">Yoda-speak, I enjoy:</font></p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">Like a light switch he was.</font> <p><br /><img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Hear me saturday nights Midnight to 6 and miscellaneous days- 95.9 The RAT; <a href="http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/">blog</a></p></font>
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Billy Staples
12-07-2005, 03:40 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="5">Will Billy Autograph Them?</font> <img alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/michaelscardillo/PHOTOSHOPMIKE.jpg" border="0" /> <p><br />For you and all those flattering pictures...no charge Mike, for the autograph that is!!!</p><p>Great job with all the pics!!!</p><p>Staples</p>
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Genni
12-08-2005, 05:15 PM
<p>Not to be mean, but we've heard 6(?) songs now and I haven't laughed yet</p>
DirtyJersey
12-08-2005, 05:22 PM
Billy I love ya and best of luck but holy s, that f'n 12 days of Christmas song was haunting my dreams as it played during the replay. I awoke at the horrow of realizing my nightmares were actually coming true. What in gods name are they saying at the "5 golden rings" part. Holy Christ I wanted to put my head through my XM to make it stop.
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Billy Staples
12-12-2005, 12:44 PM
<p align="center"><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" color="#ff3300" size="5"><strong>Only 10 shopping CD Days left till Christmas...count em 10...so order soon</strong></font></p><p align="center"><strong><font face="Courier New" color="#ff3300" size="5" /></strong></p><p align="center"><strong><font face="Courier New" color="#ff3300" size="5" /></strong></p><p align="left"><strong><font face="Courier New" color="#000000" size="2">Paul..."OK,I changed the font and the size, do you think anyone will recognize that is was me who posted that?.Good"</font></strong></p>
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torker
12-12-2005, 12:48 PM
f'n spammer
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FUNKMAN
12-12-2005, 12:51 PM
Liar, whore, liar, whore and you know it!
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Billy Staples
12-12-2005, 04:20 PM
<p>Damn Hackers</p><p> </p><p>see this is the normal font and size, so that proves it wasn't me!</p><p> </p><p>Staples</p>
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Hottub
12-12-2005, 04:23 PM
<p>Billy, how are the sales going?</p><p>I probably won't buy it. I'll limewire it and dump it onto my iPod!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" /></p>
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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.
Billy Staples
12-12-2005, 04:30 PM
<p>Ironically, the midwest is eating this shit up...they thrive for filth I guess....we are used to it....but not in such fine musical variety and packaging</p><p> </p><p>Long live the Bible belt and cow, wheat and dairy farmers</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Shhh about the limewire thing...till after the 25th</p><p> </p><p>staples</p>
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Hottub
12-12-2005, 04:32 PM
<p>Billy, I keed!</p><p>That thing is nowhere to be found on LW!!!</p><p>SEEYA!!!</p>
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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.
torker
12-12-2005, 04:51 PM
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Death Metal Moe
12-12-2005, 04:58 PM
I like the Kojak Staples look there Torker.
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torker
12-12-2005, 05:06 PM
I need a good staples head. I can only get a little oval edit action with my limited resources. Ive got a pretty good moe head and fez head, but lack good staples head. I need some good head from staples.
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Death Metal Moe
12-12-2005, 05:07 PM
<p><font size="1">Ive got a pretty good moe head and fez head, but lack good staples head.</font></p><p>That was the gayest sentence my name has ever been involved with.</p>
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Billy Staples
12-12-2005, 07:37 PM
<p>Torkeer...that is too funny...realy</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>fuckin good</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Staples</p>
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mikeyboy
12-12-2005, 07:48 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I need a good staples head. I can only get a little oval edit action with my limited resources. <em></em><p><br /><em><img height="92" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/staples5.jpg" width="129" border="0" /></em></p><p><em><img height="92" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/staples4.jpg" width="129" border="0" /></em></p><p><em><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/staples3.jpg" border="0" /></em></p><p><em><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/billyshaved.jpg" border="0" /></em></p><p><em><img height="438" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/billy_paintballed_18.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></em></p><p><em><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/billy_hair_shaving_12.jpg" border="0" /></em></p><p><font size="3"><strong>Thanks to The Nature Boy and SatCam</strong></font></p>
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j3lehane
12-13-2005, 06:37 AM
I'm not the REAL Billy Staples ,but I play ONE on TV. :)http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigJerryMoviePromoSmallHeadPhoto.jpghttp://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigDeathBitchCollagebcr3kbsig.jpg
j3lehane
12-13-2005, 06:46 AM
Billy,those pics make you look like an Irish NYC beat cop.Ever played one? I rarely watch tv.
j3lehane
12-13-2005, 06:56 AM
I can see why the Mid-Westies would dig the Airsick material from so many years of religious dogma/dogmeat .One time some Ohio religious girl conned me into wearing her lipstick if she flashed me her breasts(not her-the girl next door in pic).http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigJerryMoviePromobcrop.jpg
Dirtybird12
12-13-2005, 08:17 AM
Earl is funny as hell today complaining about Billys CD.
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TooLowBrow
12-13-2005, 10:04 AM
<p><font size="2">7 hidden tracks!!?!? </font></p><p><font size="2">anyone know what they are?</font> </p>
Greggie44
12-13-2005, 06:56 PM
<p>The way Ron jerked Earl, Harry, and Fez around was hilarious. Every time they complained about a song, he got them to play it .</p>
<font color=black>This message was edited by Greggie44 on 12-13-05 @ 10:57 PM</font>
Turdchopper
12-13-2005, 08:51 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>The way Ron jerked Earl, Harry, and Fez around was hilarious. Every time they complained about a song, he got them to play it .</p><font color="#000000">This message was edited by Greggie44 on 12-13-05 @ 10:57 PM</font> those songs are complete garbage!!!! airsick stinks on ice! props to fez, earl, pauly and harry for telling it how it is!! billy, you are the earth 2 of funny, you awful dullard. i can only pray that you die of testicular cancer for subjecting the listeners to this drivel. i hope they stop playing this humorless dreck soon. SEEYA!!!<br />
Coach
12-13-2005, 09:44 PM
<p>Ummm there are at least two, TWO? Parodies of Grandma Got Run Over on 107 and 82. One called Grandpa Got Ruffed Over, the other: Grandpa Got Run Over by a <u><strong>John Deer!</strong></u></p><p><strong><u>Fucker stealing From other hacks!</u></strong></p>
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torker
12-14-2005, 03:41 AM
<p><font size="2">7 hidden tracks!!?!? </font></p><p><font size="2">anyone know what they are?</font> </p><p></p><p>Between Billy's toes.</p>
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TheMojoPin
12-14-2005, 05:11 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font size="2">7 hidden tracks!!?!? </font></p><p><font size="2">anyone know what they are?</font> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Between Billy's toes.</p><p><em></em></p><p> </p><p>If that doesn't deserve a "BWAAAAA-HAH-HAH!!!" then I have no idea what does.</p>
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Billy Staples
12-14-2005, 05:55 AM
<p>dearest Coach</p><p> </p><p>Please learn before you speak. that song of ours has been around for years. It was played back inthe ONA days on their show on WNEW, so you do the math. I wasn't even hooked up with Ron and fez yet.</p><p>as a matter of fact, Ron and Fez, years ago had the original version of this Cd, not even close to what it is today when they were doing overnights and they mention from time to time, how I came in the middle of the night and brought it to them. It was and still is the firt track on that Cd. I love the uninformed...go back to WB</p><p> </p><p>It was written and recorded, I'd say 4-5 years ago and recently redone for this CD. The original was sold to a comedy service.</p><p>so before you go throwing around accusations, please know what you are talking about. You may not like it, fine. You may say I suck...fine. don't call me a thief without knowing what you are talking about.</p><p> </p><p>Plus anyone who has ever seen Paul live has seen it also. so go ahead bash me if you like, the fucking song is mine and its funny</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>fuck you very much</p><p> </p><p>staples</p><p> </p><p>Don't ever call me a thief, one thing I dont do is steal...you got the wrong guy for that</p>
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j3lehane
12-14-2005, 07:02 AM
Why are so many haters secretly jealous of Billy?http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigBillyStaplesHairStylistSulu.jpg
Dirtybird12
12-14-2005, 08:20 AM
<p>I got my Filthy Christmas CD today! whoooohoooo</p><p>Good stuff Billy - Thanks!</p>
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bobrobot
12-14-2005, 09:02 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> </font><p><img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigBillyStaplesHairStylistSulu.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Looks like a flier for the next meeting of the Jerome "Curly" Howard Appreciation Society!</font></strong></p><br />
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UnknownPD
12-14-2005, 09:39 AM
<p>not even close to what it is today </p><p>Wow </p>
Photoshop Mike
12-14-2005, 09:56 AM
<p>I just ordered my cd, I can't wait.. Pretty funny stuff - best of luck billy, you deserve it :)</p><p><img height="500" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/michaelscardillo/XXXmas.jpg" width="327" border="0" /></p>
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yomudder21
12-14-2005, 10:49 AM
<p>Thank god they spend half of yesteday's show making fun of that unfunny piece of garbage cd.</p><p>I know why he lives in his mom's basement.</p>
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Genni
12-15-2005, 03:09 PM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">Some day I hope to have a friend as good as Ron</font></p><p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana" /></p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote:</font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"> </font><p>The way Ron jerked Earl, Harry, and Fez around was hilarious. Every time they complained about a song, he got them to play it .</p><font color="#000000">This message was edited by Greggie44 on 12-13-05 @ 10:57 PM</font> <br />
monsterone
12-15-2005, 03:22 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Ummm
there are at least two, TWO? Parodies of Grandma Got Run Over on 107
and 82. One called Grandpa Got Ruffed Over, the other: Grandpa Got Run
Over by a <u><strong>John Deer!</strong></u></p><p><strong><u>Fucker stealing From other hacks!</u></strong></p>
If I wanted to hear you moan, I would've Fucked You!
<p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>it's called <strong>parallel writing</strong>...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>...and i agree with ya mojo; brilliant toker.<br />
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Coach
12-15-2005, 09:07 PM
<p><em>"It was written and recorded, I'd say 4-5 years ago and recently redone for this CD. The original was sold to a comedy service."</em></p><p>Looks like it stayed there until you resurrected this dreck!</p>
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Billy Staples
12-16-2005, 06:04 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><em>"It was written and recorded, I'd say 4-5 years ago and recently redone for this CD. The original was sold to a comedy service."</em></p><p><strong>Looks like it stayed there until you resurrected this dreck!</strong></p>Brilliant, I say Brilliant<br />
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Turdchopper
12-17-2005, 11:48 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><em>"It was written and recorded, I'd say 4-5 years ago and recently redone for this CD. The original was sold to a comedy service."</em></p><p><strong>Looks like it stayed there until you resurrected this dreck!</strong></p>Brilliant, I say Brilliant<br /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/STAPLES2.jpg" border="0" /> http://www.reelact.com/billystaples billy you really are an ass!! please stop putting out this dreck you unfunny lush!! ''oh shit, im a dad!'' ill bet you really had a hard time finding different words for BROTHER JOE"S parody "police got my car" i hope you get a stocking full of anthrax for x-mas you dead weight!! at least now R&F are ripping on the album, like they should have from the beginning LESS BILLY STAPLES= MORE GOODER!!
I wish i knew how to quit you!!!
Billy Staples
12-17-2005, 03:33 PM
<p>Dear Turdchopper</p><p> </p><p>#1-You do not like the Cd...fine, I will not put you down for one</p><p> </p><p>#2 - I truly appreciate how much of an ONA fan you are as I am and have been for years</p><p> </p><p>#3 - A little history for you, just in case you haven't been lucky enough to have been a listener for a long time. Years ago,when I was known as "Fat Guy", ONA used to play a lot of our songs as well as Brother Joe's. </p><p>somewhere in that time at WNEW, somebody sent ONA a video. which the boys called the 'century Sex video". It was a 100 year old woman in a porn video. that was the inspiration for the song, when I was a guest on Opie and Anthony, and knew Brother Joe very well.</p><p>So, I hope this little bit of history explains the ridiculous idea that I would ever do such a thing as you accused me of, or as i would like to refer to it as 'Career Suicide'. That would be ripping off Anthony's brother.</p><p>I hope you have a great Holiday and if doubt this story, please by all means check it out with WB or archived shows. so, if there is any other thing you would care to know please ask,. Oh yes, the Rusty Trombone was our first song on ONA. They asked for songs about it and ours was the 'winner' i guess you'd say. that is how our association with Opie and Anthony began.</p><p>Those who know, are the ones who know!</p><p>so for those of you who do not care for me or the Cd, I bid you nothing but the best of everything this Holiday season and New Year. For all of you who have enjoyed it and bought it, I say thank you and all the best to you also. </p><p>this is a message board. We have fun here. Unfortunately not everyone knows a lot of the past or have been around as long as others. Sometimes a little background is good.</p><p>and the idea of a Mexican person being the subject of this song is not that hard to figure out. </p><p>Felis Navidad</p><p> </p><p>Staples</p><p>Oh and how does a guy knocking up a girl song have anything in common with the police taking a car away? Ahhh, both mexican, I get it</p><p> </p><p> </p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/STAPLES2.jpg" border="0" /> http://www.reelact.com/billystaples
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Coach
12-17-2005, 05:11 PM
<p>Ohhh GOD!</p><p>GO DRINK A CASE OF CUERVO AND PUT US OUT OF YOUR MISERY</p>
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TheMojoPin
12-17-2005, 05:17 PM
Guys, ease up on Billy. That shit is uncalled for.
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j3lehane
12-17-2005, 05:20 PM
There was a time not long ago when I was begging Billy to come back on the show,and now see what happens.????..you've started an uproar that will last for years every time these songs are replayed. It's a travesty of justice and indecency,and a mockery,obscenities flying and filthy words ewww the triteness and utter desecration of the English language......kinda like my stuff I guess. <img src=http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif> www.jaycaddle.com
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Coach
12-18-2005, 04:26 PM
<p>Wha...? What happened? we were all just having fun...... going and sitting in the corner....<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" /></p>
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Turdchopper
12-20-2005, 06:35 PM
<p>Billy are you insane? ron is the one guy who was in your corner, and you shit on him today!!!</p><p>and WOW pretty bad when you get beat up by harry the arab! GOOD LUCK BRO!!</p><p><strong><u>miss soundboard fez....and dont forget his balls</u></strong></p><p> SEEYA!!!</p>
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Photoshop Mike
12-20-2005, 07:01 PM
I believe that in the heat of the moment Billy lashed out, He felt cornered, I mean he called in to talk to the boys, maybe plug the album and was faced with a verbal bashing.. things turned fast. Billy is a nice guy overall and might have overreacted , perhaps owing Ronnie an apology.. we dont want this to turn into a FEZZIE and MIKEY D situation. Billy, make nice sooner than later. I feel for ya, the cd is Fun, I really like a few of the songs.. but you cant defend it to everyone who says bad things about it.. not every one will love everything, be happy with the ones who like it :) I like it. Remember Ronnie andFezzie are your friends.. all others come and go, R&F remain eternal. Best of luck with the cd :)
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Dirtybird12
12-20-2005, 07:27 PM
<p>Billy was on the final cosmic circus of the year with his Airsick partner Paul Bond and spoke about the lashing he has been getting as of late. <a href="http://www.perrynoid.com/mp3/dec18b.mp3" target="_self">The Airsick interview</a> </p><p>Today Billy sounded very out of character. Maybe it's just me, but Billy just didn't sound like Billy today. </p>
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WeToYou
12-23-2005, 03:38 PM
As said by whatzhisname, it has been done before. Billy is a fraud :). Joke stealin' motherfuckin' fraud.<br /><br /><br />
Photoshop Mike
12-24-2005, 09:32 AM
I had people over for an early Christmas party last night.. They ate this up, seriously! LOL It was a hit :)
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willisjackson
12-27-2005, 07:12 AM
<p>I thought this CD was terrible, but I couldn't help thinking about the lyrics to "my porn keeps me faithful" in church and it gave me a good laugh</p>
moochcassidy
12-27-2005, 10:15 AM
<p>wheres the song about molesting an underaged girl in the back of a van you useless waste of fucking space? stop acting like this piece of shit cd makes you deserving of anyone's respect.</p><p>mabye now u can afford a deposit on a place, with the few hundred bucks you hussled hocking it off the back of ron and fez, and move out of your mamas basement.</p><p>good luck in future paradoy song writing...or are you still an actor...or no, wait its standup. well whatever you choose for a career best of luck.(might be an idea to work that one out quite soon)</p><p>#one step at a time... sweet jesus# keep the faith Billy S (i believe in you Champ!)</p>
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