What's the deal with Brazil Nuts?!

[Death Metal Moe]

<p><img height="216" src="http://www.drsfostersmith.com/images/products/large/p_30034.jpg" width="206" border="0" /></p><p>Dude, why are these fucking things SO HARD to get open?&nbsp; I get like half the meat out on most tries.&nbsp; I just got ONE WHOLE NUT out.&nbsp; I usually get white shards of this nut out of the fucking shell.&nbsp; What a waste of time.&nbsp; </p><p>Anyone else hate these fucking things?&nbsp; Also, anyone else call them a different name as a kid?&nbsp; he he he</p>

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[Hottub]

<p>Thank you for not saying &quot;You Know What&quot; Toes!</p><p>Anyway, definitly not worth the effort. Stick with jarred, roasted, peanuts and cashews and you'll be OK.</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I don't know what it is about this time of year, but it just seems like you have to have a bowl of shelled nuts around with the stupid cracker and a small pic to get meat out of shells.</p><p>I see the bag and I just get retarded.&nbsp; I buy it when I should just get shelled walnuts and almonds.&nbsp; That's all I really enjoy out of the bag.&nbsp; There's walnuts, almonds, knitter toes, some stupid little acorn looking thing and about 2 pecans per bag.&nbsp; Why do I torture myself like this???</p>

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[Hottub]

<p>My Father in Law is Nuts for Nuts.</p><p>He will sit in front of the bowl, with his cracker, and picker and work for about 1/2 hour to get the amount of nuts I get from 1 shake of the jar.</p><p>Sorry. My time is better spent on more important things!</p><img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was &quot;THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?&quot; Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

<font color=black>This message was edited by Hottub on 12-6-05 @ 9:56 PM</font>

[ChildofFez]

<p><img src="http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/08/jerryseinfeld.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Whats the deal with brazil nuts? are they even from brazil?...do you have to get them in an insane asylum?...i mean they really are a tough nut to crack...I mean they arent just nuts They are&nbsp;brazil nuts...it's crazy!&nbsp;ho ho</p>

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[suggums]

<p><br />I just got ONE WHOLE NUT out too, but I'm still callin it a batch.<br /><br />For the record, pistachios all the way.<br /></p>

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[Hottub]

<p>Funny stuff man.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And congratulations on post 100 being a&nbsp;quality one!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WHORE!!!</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><br />I just got ONE WHOLE NUT out too, but I'm still callin it a batch.<br /><br />For the record, pistachios all the way.<br /></p><img src="http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7087/suggumsmaxpayne4ry.jpg" border="0" /> As I was typing it I saw the &quot;nut&quot; joke forming, but hey.&nbsp; There's not much I can do.&nbsp; If you want to talk about the food, you have to say the word &quot;nut&quot; and let the chips fall where they may.<br />

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[torker]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><br />I just got ONE WHOLE NUT out too, but I'm still callin it a batch.<br /><br />For the record, pistachios all the way.<br /></p><img src="http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7087/suggumsmaxpayne4ry.jpg" border="0" /> As I was typing it I saw the &quot;nut&quot; joke forming, but hey.&nbsp; There's not much I can do.&nbsp; If you want to talk about the food, you have to say the word &quot;nut&quot; and let the chips fall where they may.<br /><p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> </p><p>DTN </p><p></p><p>How bout I jus bus a nut in yo ass</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>seeyahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

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[suggums]

<p>Or is it the Bobo the gardener who made afternoon delight with Fez's ol Mama Whatley?</p><p>Edit: Thanks hottub, now I gotta go breakin in the DotCommando .50 caliber<br />

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<font color=black>This message was edited by suggums on 12-6-05 @ 10:28 PM</font>

[Judge Smails]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I just got ONE WHOLE NUT out.&nbsp; <p>EWWWWW!</p><p><img src="http://www.gaymagix.com/Images/Items/dggay2903.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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[PapaBear]

I picked up two pounds of mixed nut last nights. Each nut has it's own special opening skill level, but the Brazils are definitely the hardest. Easiest is chestnuts. You're right Moe...&nbsp; it's the time of year. I don't think I've ever bought mixed nuts when it wasn't Christmas.

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[Jizzbug]

<p>I was at some stupid &quot;gala&quot; thing last year, and George Bush Sr. was the guest speaker. After he spoke there was one of those&nbsp;fancy wine/cheese/nuts buffets going on. I was waiting for a glass of wine, and next to me was&nbsp;this elderly woman who was obviously a little drunk, and&nbsp;on her other side was none other than GHWB.&nbsp;&nbsp;The old lady fished&nbsp;through the bowl of nuts and shouted &quot;All there are in this god damn nut bowl are peanuts and nigger toes!&quot;</p><p>That was some funny shit.</p>

[ShelleBink]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>I
was at some stupid &quot;gala&quot; thing last year, and George Bush Sr. was the
guest speaker. After he spoke there was one of those fancy
wine/cheese/nuts buffets going on. I was waiting for a glass of wine,
and next to me was this elderly woman who was obviously a little drunk,
and on her other side was none other than GHWB. The old lady fished
through the bowl of nuts and shouted &quot;All there are in this god damn
nut bowl are peanuts and nigger toes!&quot;</p><p>That was some funny shit.</p>

<br />That just made me snort.<br />


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