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Mike Teacher
12-07-2005, 03:24 AM
<p><strong>LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Actress Valerie Bertinelli and her rock star husband, Eddie Van Halen, are divorcing after 24 years of marriage, Bertinelli's publicist confirmed.</strong></p><p>"Yes, that's true. They have been separated for four years and it's amicable," Bertinelli spokeswoman Heidi Schaeffer told The Associated Press Tuesday. She said the actress would have no further comment.</p><p>A divorce petition Bertinelli, 45, filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday cited irreconcilable differences.</p><p>The couple wed on April 11, 1981, and have one son, 14-year-old Wolfgang Van Halen. According to the petition, they separated on Oct. 15, 2001.</p><p>=</p><p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/06/halen.divorce.ap/index.html">http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/12/06/halen.divorce.ap/index.html</a></p><p>=</p><p>Alright!<br />Haaa-ha-ha-ha!<br />You say, I cannot get there from here, baby<br />Then I don't care where I'm goin'<br />Here's to your thin red line<br />Mmm, I'm stepping over<br /><br />Thought you'd never miss me till I got a fat city address<br />Non-stop talker, what a rocker<br />Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress<br /><br />Change, nothin' stays the same<br />Unchained, and ya hit the ground runnin'<br />Change, ain't nothin' stays the same<br />Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground runnin'<br /><br />I know, I don't ask for permission<br />This is my chance to fly<br />Maybe enough ain't enough for you<br />But it's my turn at a try<br /><br />Thought you'd never miss me till I got a fat city address<br />Non-stop talker, what a rocker<br />Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress<br /><br />Change, nothin' stays the same<br />Unchained, and ya hit the ground running<br />Change, ain't nothin' stays the same<br />Unchained, yeah ya hit the ground runnin'</p>
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PapaBear
12-07-2005, 03:44 AM
Funny thing is, I thought they broke up a couple of years ago. In any case... Valerie can now date me without guilt.
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Doogie
12-07-2005, 03:52 AM
This would be great news that Valerie was free, if this was 1979.
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PapaBear
12-07-2005, 03:57 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>This would be great news that Valerie was free, if this was 1979. <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/doogie.jpg" border="0" /> And you were 3 years old? Come on... Valerie would be a good catch for a geezer like me!<br />
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Doctor Manhattan
12-07-2005, 04:08 AM
<p><font color="#990000" size="2">Is Sammy still in the Band? Have they made any new songs (I know they had 3 new ones on that last release)</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">And I'd be honored to get Valarie Bertinelli on the "rebound"!</font></p>
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FUNKMAN
12-07-2005, 07:45 AM
<p>witnesses saw her run out of the house and was halen a cab...</p><p>i got nuthin'</p><p> </p><p>marriage as we know it will eventually share the same fate as the cucoo bird... (sp?)</p>
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Kobe8
12-07-2005, 08:05 AM
Reports say that she moved back in with her Mom and junkie sister and started boning Schneider almost immediately.
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Dirtybird12
12-07-2005, 08:07 AM
<p>His son is a really great drummer</p>
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