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Kobe8
12-09-2005, 04:36 AM
<p>I had to fly out of town for a few days so I brought some magazines I had laying around the house to read on the plane.&nbsp; One of the magazines that i brought was a copy of Esquire that i had in the bathroom for the week.&nbsp; Well, long story short, i finished the magazines on the plane and handed them to the stewardess at the end of the flight as she was collecting garbage from the passengers.&nbsp; 5 minutes later, i look towards the front of the plane as we're descending and see the two stewardess enjoying the esquire - passing it back and forth sharing an article.&nbsp; </p><p>NOT REALIZING THAT THE MAGAZINE THAT THEY WERE HOLDING IN THEIR HANDS WAS THE SAME ONE I USED TO HOLD FOR 7 DAYS AS I WAS TAKING A SHIT !!!&nbsp; </p><p>Kinda gross.&nbsp; But still kinda funny.</p>

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KC2OSO
12-09-2005, 05:52 AM
long as no nuggets were still stuck to it I see no harm done.<br />


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bobrobot
12-09-2005, 07:04 AM
<strong><font color="#000099">Woulda been interesting to run a blacklight over it and scope out the biological remnants...</font></strong>

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WhistlePig
12-09-2005, 10:58 AM
I never thought of reading material in the bathroom being gross once you move it out of the bathroom but you're right! Damn, all those books I leant to my mom... yarf!

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Death Metal Moe
12-09-2005, 11:02 AM
Yarf?

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zentraed
12-09-2005, 11:43 AM
the books in the bathroom thing never bothers me, but I do feel a
little dirty whenever someone empties my trashcan. lots of jack rags<br />


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Death Metal Moe
12-09-2005, 11:50 AM
I've seen people with porn mags in the bathroom.&nbsp; I wouldn't touch those things with a full Biosuit on.

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PapaBear
12-09-2005, 11:53 AM
<p>&quot;You can't return this book. It's flagged&quot;</p><p>&quot;It's flagged?&quot;</p><p>&quot;This book has been in the bathroom!&quot;</p>

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WhistlePig
12-09-2005, 11:00 PM
But really, I saw this Mythbusters show where they tested items in a bathroom for fecal matter over a week's time -- especially toothbrushes and found evidence of it on there. So if your tootbrush is hanging free in one of those holders everytime you poop pieces of it end up on your toothbrush. Gross, but true. So you know it's on books &amp; magazines too!&nbsp;

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bobrobot
12-10-2005, 04:07 AM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>jack rags<br />&nbsp; <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Jack Rags comin' atcha, buddays, with traffic and weather on the &quot;15s&quot;...</font></strong></p><p><img title="Jack Rags, DeeJay" height="247" alt="Jack Rags, DeeJay" src="http://www.tuningadhesivos.com/imagenes/dibujos/disc-jockey.gif" width="300" border="0" /></p><br />

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