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erinmoran
10-16-2001, 05:28 AM
I dont think any bar crawl is complete without the Heckler. I think hed do a better job as MC. What do we have to do to get him to one!?

I might even show up at the rumored Halloween/costumes mandatory one. Ill go as Scott Baio...wearing his "out of work....need a career sign...im hungry" sign.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/erinmoran01/images/erin!!.jpg"height=100 width=300

God bless America!

ScottBaio
10-16-2001, 06:13 AM
The Horde King has enough on his mind already without you confusing him further.

I'm Scott Baio!

<a href="mailto:scott.baio@everydaytrend.com"><img src="http://www.eclipse.net/~ataraxia/baio.gif"></a>

Death Metal Moe
10-16-2001, 06:15 AM
Hey, why not. If I go to one, it better NOT be a shitty one.

Why do I get the feeling that the REAL purpose of this post went over my head, or is an inside joke?

Duuuuu

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Schematic
10-16-2001, 05:45 PM
oh yea ur right.........

Camil Szewczyk

The Blowhard
10-16-2001, 07:06 PM
Thanks Erin, I am flattered that you would think of me.
I will be attending future crawls, I really want to meet the great people on the board.
I did a lot of "crawling" in my day, and I have mellowed quite a bit. No more guzzling..I sip. Ensure.;)

TomPoo
10-17-2001, 04:01 AM
I swear to God heckler I am pegging you in the head with a dodgeball when I see you



REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

The Blowhard
10-17-2001, 07:46 AM
Why so much hostility Poo?
And dodgeball of all things.
I suggest you seek professional help, I think you have some serious issues.
Now put down that Playstation control and think about it :)

"The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh"

Big Jim
10-17-2001, 09:44 AM
I think TOMPOO would make a great Crawl host...he was one of the friendliest people there last week. JUST MY OPINION!


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Fighting off the evils of prejudice at Villanova University, missing Ron and Fez,
*BIG JIM*

HordeKing1
10-17-2001, 10:09 AM
ERIN and SCOTT - You guys are so silly!

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/hking2

Gvac
10-17-2001, 10:23 AM
Hey, Heckler, don't take Poo too seriously....no one else does!

If you do indeed show up to the next bar crawl, you have my word of honor that I will keep you in Ensure for the duration of the night. If you're behaving yourself, I may even throw in a Geritol or two. Hey, who says we can't party with the best of 'em?



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Thanks again, WWFallon. You are an American hero.

ScottBaio
10-17-2001, 12:51 PM
We'd have to wrap it up early so gvac, heckler and the horde king can get back to the home before lockdown.

I'd rather be silly than nuts.

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Captain Rooster
10-17-2001, 12:54 PM
I truly hope I do not have duty the night of the next crawl -- I am really pissd that these terrorist fucks are killing my social life (which consists of posting and watching the news since Sept 11)


Bar Crawl! Bar Crawl! Bar Crawl! Bar Crawl!

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God Bless America!

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 10-17-01 @ 5:02 PM

Gvac
10-17-2001, 01:00 PM
Is that a challenge, Mr. Baio?

I party.

<img src="http://gvac.50megs.com/images/cap.jpg">

Thanks again, WWFallon. You are an American hero.

TomPoo
10-17-2001, 01:17 PM
Why so much hostility Poo?
And dodgeball of all things.
I suggest you seek professional help, I think you have some serious issues.
Now put down that Playstation control and think about it

just keep, digging that grave of yours Heckler, just keep digging.
Hey, Heckler, don't take Poo too seriously....no one else does!

guess who just made the list gvac, oh wait your already on my Dodgeball Victim list, Damn it!
I think TOMPOO would make a great Crawl host...he was one of the friendliest people there last week

(Oh what I would give to run one of these bar crawls!!! I would tear all you mother fuckers up!!!! No one would make home alive!!!!)

Hey thankyou Big Jim, that is really kind of you to say!! You just got yourself a free shot at the next crawl... name your drink, it is on me!!! Oh and by the way,it was very cool to meet you too the other night, I look forward to partying with you again!

And you can help me peg these to bozos with dodgeballs!!!



REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

<img border="0" src="http://www.viewaskew.com/clerks/images/pics/danteran.gif" width="200" height="100">

"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"



This message was edited by TomPoo on 10-17-01 @ 5:30 PM

Sunrisa
10-17-2001, 03:29 PM
we could bring the bar crawl to the nursing home if that would help...

jk

i would love to meet the heckler.


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.

The Blowhard
10-17-2001, 04:05 PM
Thank you Melissa, you always have a kind thing to say. What a sweetheart! ;)
I have no trouble with anybody on the board except Poo...I just hope he doesn't cry when he finally meets all 6 foot 6, 300 lbs of me.
To MOST, I'm just a "hunka hunka burnin' love"!;)



"The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh"

CruelCircus
10-17-2001, 07:40 PM
Hey, I think we found the name of our "Fight Club" forum.

"That's it you two!!
Take it to DODGEBALL!!



"This will end when and in a manner that we choose." - GWB
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The Blowhard
10-17-2001, 09:18 PM
There is no fighting here.As for a certain wisecracking young snot, there's one in every crowd! :)

"The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh"

Gvac
10-17-2001, 09:39 PM
As for a certain wisecracking young snot, there's one in every crowd!
We should be so lucky to have only one!

<img src="http://gvac.50megs.com/images/cap.jpg">

Thanks again, WWFallon. You are an American hero.

EffMeBoobs
10-17-2001, 10:16 PM
So true Erin, I couldn't agree more. I would CRAWL a thousand miles to any bar just to hang with Heckler. It wouldn't even be called a "bar crawl" anymore, it would be known as a "Heckler Rendevous". He would have lines out the door of people just waiting to meet him, and I would be first in line. Heckler would steal the show. ;)

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This message was edited by EffMeBoobs on 10-18-01 @ 2:20 AM

The Blowhard
10-17-2001, 10:56 PM
Wow...that is so sweet babe.
Speaking of crawling, I would crawl naked 10 miles over broken glass just to buy you drinks and cheese! Hell,I would even crawl to Jersey! :)
You are the best kiddo..thanks.:):):):)

"The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh"

erinmoran
10-18-2001, 05:24 AM
I have dibs on being Hecklers date! I already have a top hat and tails picked out for him!..SO FOO ON YOU!

<img src="http://members.aol.com/erinmoran01/images/erin!!.jpg"height=100 width=300

God bless America!

TomPoo
10-18-2001, 05:33 AM
As for a certain wisecracking young snot, there's one in every crowd!


read my sig be-yotch!

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The Blowhard
10-18-2001, 07:32 AM
Such bravery behind a computer keyboard.
I suggest you back off if you know what's good for you Mallboy!

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

Captain Rooster
10-18-2001, 07:55 AM
I want a dodgeball game directly following the nexr bar crawl!

Beer
Hard Liquor
Laughs
Music
and DODGEBALL!!!!

Right in the street - "URBAN DODGEBALL" or we can find a plaza to play at - I am in!!!


<img src=http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/roosterladinBERT.jpg>
BERT-Ladin is next!!!!

God Bless America!

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ScottBaio
10-18-2001, 07:56 AM
I move that we don't egg on the postal worker who may or may not have access to a dodge ball. Can't we all just get along?



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The Blowhard
10-18-2001, 08:14 AM
I had been taught peace and tranquility back in my martial arts class days, and being almost as big as "The Big Show", I must show restraint or I face time in Central Booking..again.
I'm sure "Mallboy" is just trying to be funny, so I will walk away from this for now.
Confucius say: "Never poke big sleeping bear with little stick". Or was it Chief Wild Eagle from "F-Troop"? ;)

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

TomPoo
10-18-2001, 08:48 AM
being almost as big as "The Big Show"

The big show??? HA!!! Every time that guy comes on I get up to take a leak!!!

The Big Show never wins, so that doesn't scare me Hell... HE LOST TO SHANE O MAC!!!(wrestling is real isn't it???)
"Never poke big sleeping bear with little stick".
Are you saying I got small dodge balls???

I will have you know I got two of the biggest pair you have ever seen
I'm sure "Mallboy" is just trying to be funny, so I will walk away from this for now.

Thats right walk away, so I got a clear shot at the back of your head

oh and all this "martial arts" talk doesn't scare me either... The fact is, when you go up against a Dodgeball player like me all you better be proficient in you croucking tiger and hiding dragon skills!!!!


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The Blowhard
10-18-2001, 08:58 AM
I can't wait til I meet you.

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

Captain Rooster
10-18-2001, 08:58 AM
ok ok ok gentlemen forget URBAN DODGEBALL...how's about a nice game of patty cake....just put the dodgeball down slow...and back away to a nice pint of beer

<img src=http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/roosterladinBERT.jpg>
BERT-Ladin is next!!!!

God Bless America!

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The Blowhard
10-19-2001, 06:30 PM
Ok,I topped this one as a tribute to my "Viking Princess" EMB, and because I crave attention. Mommy never gave me any hugs I guess.;)

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

Captain Rooster
10-19-2001, 07:06 PM
I can't wait til I meet you.


who Darth Heckler?

<img src="http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/deltaguys.jpg"width="300"height="100">
Listen for the little bumps in the night - you Taliban bastards -
the Spec Ops boys are coming..BBBWWAHAHAHAHAHA

God Bless America!

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EffMeBoobs
10-19-2001, 07:17 PM
Your Viking Princess wouldn't be complete without her Nordic King! Oh and I can't wait to meet you. ;) You're the sweetness in my cup of java.

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The Blowhard
10-20-2001, 04:43 AM
Rooster, The "Evil Darth" has turned away from "The Dark Side". You can now call me "Obi Wan ABeer".;)
And EMB, wanting to meet me?
Did the "Nordic Cheesefest" count? I'm still panting! ;)

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

erinmoran
10-20-2001, 04:57 AM
Wow my first starred thread!!...im finally getting noticed!

i havent forgotten about Rooster and Hordeking...we gotta get you to a crawl too

hmmm....anyone notice Rooster and Dan from Hoboken's voice sound the same? They also got the same name too

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God bless America i touched Scott Baios junk






This message was edited by erinmoran on 10-20-01 @ 9:01 AM

The Blowhard
10-20-2001, 05:28 AM
Congrats Erin. Remember, the most important part of a post is the subject matter.;)
And by the way, when I meet you, poppers, plenty of poppers!;)

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

Circus Boy
10-20-2001, 08:03 AM
Hey tom Big Jim is just being nice because he wants to kiss you next.

<img src="http://wwfallon.homestead.com/files/RFnetCircusBoy.jpg">
Compliments of WWFallon.

EffMeBoobs
10-20-2001, 09:38 AM
How could I forget about that? Well I was a bit star-gazed that day, and I coulnd't fathom the idea of being in your presence. IT felt like a dream. It wasn't real to me so it doesn't count. I'll have some cheese in my pocket for when you make your appearance. ;)

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GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE WTC VICTIMS<img src=http://members.aol.com/islejg24/images/flagusa.gif>

ScottBaio
10-20-2001, 02:36 PM
I think the highlight of the bar crawl will be when the great Scott Baio finally shows up. Too bad I'm so busy being a superstar.

Happy birthday Erin.

<a href="mailto:scott.baio@everydaytrend.com"><img src="http://www.eclipse.net/~ataraxia/baio.gif"></a>

CruelCircus
10-21-2001, 02:07 AM
I will have you know I got two of the biggest pair you have ever seen

Are you saying you have 4 testicles?



"They counted on America to be passive.
They counted wrong." - Ronny Reagan
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blakjeezis
10-21-2001, 02:47 PM
Rooster - That may be the GREATEST IDEA I'VE EVER FUCKING HEARD!!!!





White people are so scared of Blakjeezis

TomPoo
10-22-2001, 04:09 AM
Are you saying you have 4 testicles?


No ... 4 dodgeballs, you anal retentive bitch

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