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Patches
12-14-2005, 03:21 PM
<p>Ok, so this girl I dated literally 9 years ago emailed me out of the total blue with her #.&nbsp; I called her, and we get to talking and yadda yadda yadda, she wants me to come visit her in Buffalo, and said we'd be fucking...&nbsp; I talked to my friend&nbsp;and he&nbsp;said for the cost of the ticket, just get a hooker- the way I look at it is for a grand total of about $200 I get laid all weekend, and, oh yeah, hang out with a cool girl I haven't seen in forever.&nbsp; But who am I kidding.. I would not shuffle off to the fucking Arctic in January if I knew I&nbsp;wasn't going to be getting any- I don't have that many scruples...</p><p>Opinions?</p>

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FUNKMAN
12-14-2005, 03:26 PM
<p>why not?</p><p>as long as it's ass in buffalo and not buffalo ass cause then we would know you're into obestiality...</p><p>practice safe sex</p>

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mdr55
12-14-2005, 03:26 PM
Did she send you a recent pic?<br />


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spoon
12-14-2005, 03:34 PM
<p>Marc raises a great question.&nbsp; Nine years can surely change a person...................</p><p>Other then that, it sounds like you think she's cool too, so it's a no brainer.&nbsp; </p>

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torker
12-14-2005, 03:46 PM
<p>I would not shuffle off to the fucking Arctic in January if I knew I&nbsp;wasn't going to be getting any</p><p>Would you be willing to waddle off to Anarctica?</p>

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Hottub
12-14-2005, 03:48 PM
<p>I used to travel to Buffalo on a regular basis. Fucked up city. Especially in the winter. We'd go to Duff's for dinner, the Brick Bar for more beers and music. Go home. Go to sleep. Wake up to 2 feet of snow!</p><p>Anyway, if you are guaranteed&nbsp;Nonstop snatch, GO FOR IT!!&nbsp; But as was mentioned, make sure this girl has not turned into a whale (in case you are not into that) And make sure her kids are tucked in before you commence fucking!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>PS, Bring me back a new Duff's T-Shirt (BLACK)&nbsp; I'll pay you right away!</p><p>Order the HOT! and a pitcher of Blue!</p><img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was &quot;THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?&quot; Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

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mdr55
12-14-2005, 03:53 PM
<p>Regardless of how each other looks, if both of you consenting adults
are down for some whoopee with no strings attached, what have you got
to lose if she's the same person that you've known awhile back. Heck,
you've stated that you've talked over the phone a couple of times like
it was yesterday. If nothing comes from it, at least you'll always be
friends.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or Not.&nbsp;</p>

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Hottub
12-14-2005, 03:54 PM
<font size="2"><strong>Duff's</strong> <br />10 wings: $5.95 + tip </font><p>Duff's is unique in that Chicken Wings are their main menu item. A tiny building situated on a busy corner in suburban amherst, one would not assume upon looking at the place that inside were arguably the most famous wings in the world. </p><p>The Ambience: It's apparent by the brown wood panelling and the white stucco walls that duff's is only in it for the wings. the restaurant has a constant smell of whatever it is that they use to clean the floors and their waitresses all wear t-shirts that read &quot;WARNING: Mild is Medium, Medium is hot, and Hot is VERY, VERY HOT.&quot; Good video game selection. </p><p>The Wings: Hot, delicious and drenched. Duff's serves their hot wings in big brown bowls which they fill half way with piping hot sauce. Most of our wings were at least partially submerged in this ocean of deliciousness. We actually had to go fishing for the last 2 or 3 wings. The wings come with a bucket for bones. Perhaps the greatest thing about Duff's wings is that the sauce penetrates the crispy exterior of the wing so that the wing becomes almost a sponge for their very, very hot sauce. this is both their most uniquly wonderful quality and their biggest drawback: their sauce is tasty but lacks personality (it's not much more than Frank's hot sauce and melted butter.) also, with all this sauce it's hard to taste their chicken, which tends to be not as well fried as some other places (and is quite bland.) nonetheless our lips were tingling all the way home. very highly recommended, if only for the experience, especially if you're only going to one place. </p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The Beef on Weck is also pretty good.</p>

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mdr55
12-14-2005, 03:58 PM
What are you babbling about, he's talking about banging some chick in Buffalo.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" /><br />


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mdr55
12-14-2005, 04:00 PM
<p>This would be kinda strange if you dated her when she was 9 and you were 10-12.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or kinda hot.&nbsp;</p>

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torker
12-14-2005, 04:05 PM
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Hottub
12-14-2005, 04:14 PM
<p>Or kinda hot.</p><p>WARNING: Mild is Medium, Medium is hot, and Hot is VERY, VERY HOT</p><p>And for the record. The only tail I ever got in Buffalo I had to bring with me from Jersey!</p>

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Kobe8
12-14-2005, 04:32 PM
<p><strong><font color="#ffffff" size="1"><font color="#000000">Is it wrong to fly to Buffalo just for ass?</font> </font></strong></p><p>As long as its not man-ass you should be good to go.</p>

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Recyclerz
12-14-2005, 04:48 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><strong>Is it wrong to fly to Buffalo just for ass?<font color="#ffffff"> </font></strong><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It is the only acceptable reason to fly to Buffalo.</p><p>[edit] and what Kobe said.</p><p><img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/recyclerz/myhomepage/sigpic1.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US" border="0" /> </p><p><strong>There ain't no asylum here. King Solomon, he never lived 'round here</strong></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Recyclerz on 12-14-05 @ 8:49 PM</font>

Patches
12-14-2005, 04:53 PM
<p>To answer a few questions:&nbsp; </p><p>we dated for like 2 months in my freshman year of college, and were on and off friends for the next 2 years.&nbsp; She got in touch with me about 3 or 4 years ago, and we bullshitted but I had a girlfriend at the time, and that is the last time we spoke.</p><p>While she did not send me a picture, based on the stories she was telling (she did some modeling), she still has an inordinate amount of confidence in her looks, so I don't think there is a problem in that department.</p><p>The sex would be in the city of Buffalo, NY, not in the anus of a American Bison.</p><p>I would probably take Jetblue.&nbsp; There will probably be no waddling or shuffling involved.</p><p>She does not have any kids.</p><p>No problem- If I go I'll grab a T-Shirt from Duff's (for real).&nbsp; However, she just moved back there and is crashing at her parents.&nbsp; If/When I go, it'll probably be sometime in January.</p><p>There would be no strings attached- thats the best part.&nbsp; She even said- &quot;and after you leave, I'll be 8 hours away, and we don't have to talk for another 10 years if we don't want.&quot;</p><p>And this will be female ass.&nbsp; Not man-ass.</p>

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FUNKMAN
12-14-2005, 04:56 PM
<p>you forgot to respond to the 'safe sex' suggestion</p><p>i can't stress it enough so you need to put seatbelts on the bed</p>

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Hottub
12-14-2005, 05:09 PM
<p>It all sound good Patches. Best of luck, and I hope you bust multiple nuts!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>BTW color: Black. Size: Large.</p>

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mikeyboy
12-14-2005, 05:09 PM
Go for it.&nbsp; Just make sure cycles aren't working against you.

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Bulldogcakes
12-14-2005, 05:16 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>I
used to travel to Buffalo on a regular basis. Fucked up city.
Especially in the winter. We'd go to Duff's for dinner, the Brick Bar
for more beers and music. Go home. Go to sleep. Wake up to 2 feet of
snow!</p><font color="black" />Amen. Buffalo is a horribly depressing town. Almost as bad as Philiadelphia. Thank God for the wings. <br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I wouldn't look at this as being about the $. If she's cool, and you want to spend the weekend with her then do it.<br />
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mdr55
12-14-2005, 05:17 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><br />
<p>There would be no strings
attached- thats the best part. She even said- &quot;and after you leave,
I'll be 8 hours away, and we don't have to talk for another 10 years if
we don't want.&quot;</p>

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http://www.myspace.com/richie01178<br />Nice! Get that shit in writing and don't forget to use protection.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And don't forget to tell her parents it was nice meeting them after you banged their daughter.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But if her dad says &quot;Son&quot;, you better run!&nbsp;</p>

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sr71blackbird
12-14-2005, 05:17 PM
<p>I flew to Buffalo for a burger once.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Once!</p>

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Patches
12-14-2005, 05:20 PM
<p>Goddammit Mikey... I didn't even think of that.. </p><p>&quot;Hey.. what's up It's Richie...&quot;</p><p>&quot;Hey!!&quot;</p><p>&quot;So, uhh... I'm booking my ticket and uhh... need to ask when is a good time?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Anytime!&quot;</p><p>&quot;I mean, ummm... when ISN'T a good time?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Huh?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Umm... when will the red river be overflowing its banks?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Huh?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Umm... when will you're Aunt Flo be visiting?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Wha?&nbsp; Aunt Who?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Or for fuck's sake!!! When the fuck are you menstruating?!?!?!&quot;</p>

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torker
12-14-2005, 05:23 PM
<p>Buffalo gals go round the outside</p>

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Patches
12-14-2005, 05:24 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>And don't forget to tell her parents it was nice meeting them after you banged their daughter.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But if her dad says &quot;Son&quot;, you better run!&nbsp;</p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/RFnetmdr55.jpg" border="0" /> Yeah, thats why I'm waiting till Jan/Feb after she has her own place.&nbsp; I may be horny, I may be slightly insane, but I ain't stupid.<br />

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Hottub
12-14-2005, 05:25 PM
The hell with that. Go anyway. It will be a great opportunity to earn your <img title="Flowin like mighty Lake eire!" height="350" alt="Flowin like mighty Lake eire!" src="http://www.923thefort.com/images/shannon/Red%20Wings.jpg" width="227" border="0" />

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so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

Patches
12-14-2005, 05:27 PM
<p>done that... </p><p>not real interested in seeing my soldier come back from battle bloodied up again.</p>

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shea_00
12-14-2005, 07:00 PM
go for it, a piece of ass is a piece of ass, besides after spending all that$$$ on a ticket you've already commited, so looks dont matter really after all is said and done once you put up the cash

bobrobot
12-14-2005, 07:30 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>why not?</p><p>as long as it's ass in buffalo and not buffalo ass cause then we would know you're into <font color="#ff0000">obestiality</font>...</p><p><font color="#ff0000">practice safe sex</font></p><p><font color="#ff0000">&quot;Obestiality&quot;</font>...<strong><font color="#000099">Is that an Irish thing?</font></strong></p><p><font color="#ff0000">&quot;Practice safe sex...you need to put seatbelts on the bed...&quot;</font></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Just hold on to her ears til ya get used to it</font></strong></p><p><img title="ears" height="150" alt="ears" src="http://www.rileystrickshop.com/images/products/445s.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p><br /><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/boboKong2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>No chains will ever hold that!</p>

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Justice4all
12-14-2005, 07:35 PM
<p>What are you waiting for??? GO MAN...GO!!!</p><p>I actually did a similar thing, met a woman in Rochester (not far from Buffalo) for some ass. It was worth it.</p><p>But I did not know the woman that long, this is someone you know, you have chemestry with and she is obviously still into you. You get to hang out with a friend and also get laid all weekend, what more could you ask for?</p><p>I do not think she would WANT you not to call her for another 10 years but it seems that she does not want someone who is around her 24/7.</p><p>Go...get laid, get drunk, have a blast and make plans to go back up in about a month or so (if it is that good)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>good luck buddy!</p><p>Oh yea...Jet Blue...definately the best airline. Their hub is based in Buffalo and they have the best rates to get up there.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Let us know how is turns out.</p>


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FUNKMAN
12-14-2005, 07:43 PM
<p><font color="#ff0000">&quot;Obestiality&quot;</font>...<strong><font color="#000099">Is that an Irish thing?</font></strong></p><p>obestiality: sex with fat animals</p>

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12-14-2005, 11:21 PM
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mdr55
12-15-2005, 02:57 AM
I wonder what the ladies opinion are of this. So far all the guys have said go for it. Is there another point of view out there?<br />


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newport king
12-15-2005, 03:44 AM
<p>make sure you put a bag on. she could be pissed at you for breaking it off all those years ago and trying to give you the herp or something. that or you're gonna walk in her apt, and there's going to be a million pictures of your guys like she's some kind of stalker....and when you get there ask her to get in her buffalo stance.</p><p><img src="http://images.bol.de/00/04/15/00041574_b003.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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Patches
12-15-2005, 05:45 AM
<p>Well, all those years ago, I&nbsp;was the one who broke up with her, but she tried to cheat on me, and I caught her... we laughed about it a few months later, and were just friends who made out once in a while for the rest of my freshman year- so there really isn't any revenge factor.</p><p>And it would be interesting to hear a female perspective...&nbsp; Any of you ladies ever (or would ever) try and set something like this up?</p><p>And I was going to let the whole 'obestiality' thing go- I figured he meant it would be sex with a fat animal,&nbsp; such as a buffalo.</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg" border="0" /> http://www.myspace.com/richie01178

<font color=black>This message was edited by Patches on 12-15-05 @ 9:46 AM</font>

landarch
12-15-2005, 06:06 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Goddammit Mikey... I didn't even think of that.. </p><p>&quot;Hey.. what's up It's Richie...&quot;</p><p>&quot;Hey!!&quot;</p><p>&quot;So, uhh... I'm booking my ticket and uhh... need to ask when is a good time?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Anytime!&quot;</p><p>&quot;I mean, ummm... when ISN'T a good time?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Huh?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Umm... when will the red river be overflowing its banks?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Huh?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Umm... when will you're Aunt Flo be visiting?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Wha?&nbsp; Aunt Who?&quot;</p><p>&quot;Or for fuck's sake!!! When the fuck are you menstruating?!?!?!&quot;</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg" border="0" /> http://www.myspace.com/richie01178 The only thing a period stops is a sentence.......<br />

Jennitalia
12-15-2005, 06:41 AM
I say go for it.&nbsp;&nbsp; Sounds like it'll be a great time for both of you.

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FUNKMAN
12-15-2005, 07:50 AM
<p>And I was going to let the whole 'obestiality' thing go- I figured he meant it would be sex with a fat animal,&nbsp; such as a buffalo.</p><p></p><p>yes, not referring to your lady friend... sorry for the mixup</p>

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nate1000
01-25-2006, 06:52 AM
<p>Dude, stay home, you don't know what you are getting into. </p><p>I am in Buffalo- Give me her #,&nbsp;I'll take care of her and&nbsp;let you know if it's worth the trip. </p>

mdr55
01-25-2006, 07:16 AM
Any update about tapping it?<br />

Dirtybird12
01-25-2006, 08:34 AM
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01-25-2006, 08:38 AM
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FUNKMAN
01-25-2006, 02:06 PM
<p><font size="1">Stop out sourcing for ass!&nbsp;</font></p><p>out saucing is okay though!</p>

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Steels
01-25-2006, 02:27 PM
Sounds like the both of you are desperate. If either of you have little to work with in attracting members of the opposite sex then you have no choice but to go. I'm assuming this is the case. Her offer and your consideration of it leads to that assumption.

Also, for a woman to go through such extremes to get laid is a flaming red flag. Even out of shape and unattractive women can get laid, you might just be going up there for a piece of some serious cow ass.



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EliSnow
01-25-2006, 02:31 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font color="#000000" size="1">Is it wrong to fly to Buffalo just for ass?</font></p><br /><font face="Arial" size="3">How many other people saw this title and automatically thought &quot;What's his name?&quot;&nbsp; I tell you R&amp;F certainly can have an effect on thought processes.</font>

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libbyzibby
01-25-2006, 03:54 PM
check Jet Blue.....if they go there

torker
01-25-2006, 04:27 PM
<p>flaming red flag</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>aka a scorching case of herpes</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="62" src="http://www.80s.com/saveferris/images/jeanie/crack.jpg" width="86" border="0" /></p>

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Patches
02-07-2006, 06:40 PM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"><font size="1">Any update about tapping it?</font></font></p><p>I kind of put the kibosh on this whole thing, since I started re-dating someone- but thats over now (long story- but unfortunately for me, I am one of those people who need to get burned about 4 times by a hot stove before I realize- 'hey that's hot- don't do that').</p><p>So now its back on- don't have a date set yet, but pretty soon... looking forward to no strings attached fucking, some good conversation, and some heavy drinking...</p><p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana"><font face="Arial">How many other people saw this title and automatically thought &quot;What's his name?&quot;&nbsp; I tell you R&amp;F certainly can have an effect on thought processes.</font><font size="1"> </font></font></p><p>Must have missed that one...</p><p>Sounds like the both of you are desperate. If either of you have little to work with in attracting members of the opposite sex then you have no choice but to go. I'm assuming this is the case. Her offer and your consideration of it leads to that assumption. Also, for a woman to go through such extremes to get laid is a flaming red flag. Even out of shape and unattractive women can get laid, you might just be going up there for a piece of some serious cow ass. </p><p>Nope, not desperate..&nbsp; I date pretty regularly and my dick is fairly happy with how often it gets wet.&nbsp; I am just looking for a fun weekend, and to visit somewhere I've never been, and to see someone I haven't in ages...<br /></p>

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tele7
02-07-2006, 07:33 PM
Don't forget the &quot;I Heart ET&quot; sticker for your bumper, and make sure your load is properly tied down.&nbsp; Sounds like a <strong>Sure Thing.&nbsp; </strong>

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Bulldogcakes
02-08-2006, 02:07 PM
<p><font><font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/81/topic/47903">Is it wrong to fly to Buffalo just for ass?</a></font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Only if she has an ass like a Buffalo.&nbsp; &nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
02-08-2006, 02:12 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Is it wrong to fly to Buffalo just for ass?</font></strong> </p><p>go for it, i guess you're gonna need some buffalo wings</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" /></p>

Patches
02-08-2006, 08:52 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><font size="1">Is it wrong to fly to Buffalo just for ass?</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>go for it, i guess you're gonna need some buffalo wings</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Very Good... but 'howda bufflo flah wit such little wang?'</p>

JoeYaDeadHomey
03-01-2006, 07:48 PM
<p>Man I've been making drives to Rhode Island on and off for 4 years. I know a girl there, who calls me once in a while out of the blue says the dirtiest things I've EVER heard, and says why dont you come spend the weekend.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Buffalo is a little far, but its less time than a 400+mile round trip in a car.</p><p>&nbsp;GO FOR IT.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Especially if its absolutely true no strings.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>