Iamnotatool
12-15-2005, 07:37 AM
<p>Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin, the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.<br /><br /><br /><br />The cyanide hung by the chamber with care, in hopes that the reaper soon would be there.<br /><br /><br /><br />The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ; except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.<br /><br /><br /><br />And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.<br /><br /><br /><br />I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the momentous occasion.<br /><br /><br /><br />It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one less savage today.<br /><br /><br /><br />When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned to see what was the matter.<br /><br /><br /><br />When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all liberal, half queer.<br /><br /><br /><br />The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his innocence; clutching his books.<br /><br /><br /><br />The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize.</p><p><br />The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the urban decay.<br /></p><p>On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters, On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.<br /></p><p>Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch as they gave him the needle.<br /></p><p>When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!<br /></p><p>I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to all ... there was justice tonight !!</p>
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