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MadMatt

12-18-2005, 07:16 PM

<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" />Does anyone have the list of games Crazy Jen picked for this week?  From the games I remember off the top of my head, I think she might have done pretty well!  Who would have bet against the Colts!?!Of course, that total is regarding straight-up wins; I don't know what the spreads were -- I'm not much of a betting man, but I am fascinated by retard luck.

Death Metal Moe

12-18-2005, 07:17 PM

matt's so mad, he double posted.LOOK OUT FOR THIS MAN!!!!

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Death Metal Moe

12-18-2005, 07:17 PM

But seriously, I think she did better than that joker they used to have on every week.  He sucked.

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MadMatt

12-18-2005, 07:30 PM

quote: matt's so mad, he double posted.LOOK OUT FOR THIS MAN!!!!<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN Yeah, sorry about the double post.  Didn't mean that.

MadMatt

12-18-2005, 07:30 PM

Greggie44

12-18-2005, 08:01 PM

quote: <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" />Does anyone have the list of games Crazy Jen picked for this week?  From the games I remember off the top of my head, I think she might have done pretty well!  Who would have bet against the Colts!?!Of course, that total is regarding straight-up wins; I don't know what the spreads were -- I'm not much of a betting man, but I am fascinated by retard luck.On the replay today, I have the following if I heard her right:Bears 17 Atlanta 6 ::  Bills 30 Denver 8 :: Skins 25 Dallas 4 :: Pittsburgh 19 Vikings 6,Chargers 31 Colts 17 and New England 35 Tampa Bay 10.I haven't looked at the betting lines but I think she went 5-1 with some of the scores ending up pretty close.  The game she lost (Bills-Denver) might be due to Chad Pennington not being apart of it.

PapaBear

12-18-2005, 08:13 PM

Penington is ALWAYS letting down his Bills!

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Greggie44

12-18-2005, 08:27 PM

I think she believes that he plays for whoever is playing the Bills each week.Or she thought the Bills and Jets are the same cause they're both in NY.

ruggedo

12-18-2005, 08:55 PM

Ron said he had an expert coming in. Not even he knew what a ringer she really was. Crazy Jen is the new Jimmy the Greek!

PapaBear

12-18-2005, 08:56 PM

quote:  Crazy Jen is the new Jimmy the Greek! Are you calling her racist? 

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ruggedo

12-18-2005, 09:08 PM

quote:quote: Crazy Jen is the new Jimmy the Greek! Are you calling her racist? 

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Hey! Those multi-cultural slave children, belong to the Disney Corporation!Get 'em Achmed! She has a mullet. Wouldnt that be redundant?

curtoid

12-19-2005, 06:33 AM

Lesbians (and people who played girls with Lesbian leanings, even if they didn't know it at the time) have mullets too - not just rednecks and hockey fans.<img height="296" src="http://jeffsfactsoflifesite.tripod.com/nancy4.jpg" width="211" border="0" />As far as Jen's pics, I found this on another board - not sure if that's all the pics (I thought she also picked New England in that game too) - quote: Chicago -3 Buffalo +8 1/2 Redskins -3 Steelers -3 San Diego +7 1/2  The Final Scores:Chicago 16 / Atlanta 3 Denver 28 / Buffalo 17 Redskins 35 / Cowboys 7 Steelers 18 / Vikings 3 San Diego 26 / Colts 17and just in case...New England 28 / Tampa 0In any way - Jen smoked Bobby AND Marc Lawrence with her pics. I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

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KeeperOfTheKeys

12-19-2005, 06:54 AM

This dumb bitch actually got em right. And picking SD over IND, I
thought she was off her rocker, but they won, and I was stunned.

DirtyJersey

12-19-2005, 06:56 AM

I hated Mark Lawrence just because he would bet against the Giants every week and he sounded like a know-it-all. I hope they keep Crazy Jen's picks, she cracks me up.

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curtoid

12-19-2005, 07:07 AM

quote: This dumb bitch actually got em right. And picking SD over IND, I thought she was off her rocker, but they won, and I was stunned. Whose a dumb bitch now?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />

I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

KC2OSO

12-19-2005, 07:07 AM

Chicago 16 / Lesbians 3 
Denver 28 / Buffalohomos 17 
Forekins 35 / Cowboys 7 
Peelers 18 / Vikings 3

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rooter

12-19-2005, 07:21 AM

Thank you crazy hot dog lady! I bet every single one of her picks. I
wasn't going to do it, but then Ron said that he was "going to go the
other way" on most of her picks and Fez agreed. We all know how
much they suck. Easy money. 


This message was edited by rooter on 12-19-05 @ 11:23 AM

Kobe8

12-19-2005, 07:36 AM

Congratulations Jen on your picks!  Now you'll get to torment Fez for the next few weeks and into the Playoffs!

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spoon

12-19-2005, 01:16 PM

quote: quote: This dumb bitch actually got em right. And picking SD over IND, I thought she was off her rocker, but they won, and I was stunned. Whose a dumb bitch now?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole... Sorry Curt, the answer is still Crazy Jen.  And a lot of people picked SD over the Colts.  They should have beat them last year as well being that they had a 15 point 4th quarter lead.  Fuck the Colts and the mush mothed Manning puss! 

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mikeyboy

12-19-2005, 01:34 PM

quote: quote: quote: This dumb bitch actually got em right. And picking SD over IND, I thought she was off her rocker, but they won, and I was stunned. Whose a dumb bitch now?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole... Sorry Curt, the answer is still Crazy Jen.  And a lot of people picked SD over the Colts.  They should have beat them last year as well being that they had a 15 point 4th quarter lead.  Fuck the Colts and the mush mothed Manning puss!   So how were your picks over the weekend? 

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rumplestiltskin

12-19-2005, 07:46 PM

There's no such thing as television

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Tom Ace

12-19-2005, 10:30 PM

whats she look like? i cant find a pic 

ive been lurking a LOOONG time.

DJEvelEd

12-20-2005, 05:45 AM

You're hootin & hollerin after pickin SIX GAMES? I've been pickin EVERY game WITH the spreads!!! My record the last few weeks is 10-6, 11-5, 13-3, 7-9, 9-7.Put yourself out there with the spreads on EVERY game and I'll be impressed. Pickin six games is a joke. Make those six picks your "locks of the week" and pick the rest of the games.DONT BE SCARED!!!! PICK ALL 16 GAMES!!!!BRING IT BRING IT BRING IT!!!!SPREADS TOO! NO GOVERNORS BETS! I'll put my picks up this Thursday and I will destroy ANYONE!!! Even Ferrall can't beat me,  NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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Death Metal Moe

12-20-2005, 05:57 AM

quote: whats she look like? i cant find a pic <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/CrazyJenn.jpg" border="0" />

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curtoid

12-20-2005, 07:01 AM

<img height="120" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Jenfez.jpg" width="160" border="0" />Jen & Fez taking a bit of a snooze.

I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

spoon

12-20-2005, 07:40 AM

quote: quote: quote: quote: This dumb bitch actually got em right. And picking SD over IND, I thought she was off her rocker, but they won, and I was stunned. Whose a dumb bitch now?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole... Sorry Curt, the answer is still Crazy Jen.  And a lot of people picked SD over the Colts.  They should have beat them last year as well being that they had a 15 point 4th quarter lead.  Fuck the Colts and the mush mothed Manning puss!   So how were your picks over the weekend? <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.thereisnoradio.com/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show now on There is No Radio</a> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem The only pool I'm in I went 12-4.  The best for the week was 13 wins out 14 teams.  I got the SD and Cleveland upsets, but missed with KC, Houston, Philly and Atlanta.  Dam you Rex Grossman! 

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Tom Ace

12-20-2005, 04:58 PM

quote:quote: whats she look like? i cant find a pic <img border="0" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/CrazyJenn.jpg" />

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DTN Begin your response here... wait so shes a blonde chick with a fat ass and she dumb as shit? whos got her number? 

ive been lurking a LOOONG time.

rumplestiltskin

12-31-2005, 07:42 PM

Whose a dumb bitch now?  Great news for XM listeners - Shitsack gasbag Marc Lawerance has moved to... SIRIUS!  Marc L & Big Bird on the same system??  The poor little doggy satellite just might fall out of the sky from ego-weight!

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