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Sheeplovr
10-16-2001, 10:08 AM
It easy why do peolpe say that you cant they bolth grow on trees and bolth have juice

what do you think king

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sunndoggy8
10-16-2001, 10:38 AM
They taste totally different and with one, you eat the peel, and you don't with the other. I don't think you can compare them, because if you can, then you can compare them to pears and tomatoes as well, and that's just nuts...

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Sheeplovr
10-16-2001, 11:24 AM
no your nuts!!!!


IM TELLIN

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TomPoo
10-16-2001, 12:54 PM
What can you compare an orange or an apple to then Sunny??????

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sunndoggy8
10-16-2001, 01:08 PM
I never compare fruits TomPoo, but why would you want to?

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TomPoo
10-16-2001, 01:26 PM
Are you trying to suggest something Sunny???

Maybe it is because I want to compare you to pootertoot!!! HA!!!!





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Captain Rooster
10-16-2001, 01:36 PM
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Pootertoot
10-16-2001, 01:38 PM
If all the fruits suddenly gained anthropomorphic status and waged war upon each other, who would win?

My bet's on the kiwi. Small, tough, furry. Has armor, but is highly mobile. Plus it's tangy.

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HordeKing1
10-16-2001, 04:22 PM
Silly goose!

Apples and oranges cannot be compared as apples are of the genus Malus, while oranges are of the genus Citrus.

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Sheeplovr
10-17-2001, 09:57 AM
I think orages would win a war because There get a knife and slit the appels throughts because of coasre Orange juice

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Pootertoot
10-17-2001, 01:53 PM
How would an orange get a knife? How would it hold it?

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Sheeplovr
10-17-2001, 02:27 PM
alright you know how some girls are week they get a knife to open them up and also they dont want to mess up there new nails and since they have come to life it will take the knife rape the girl to create a super human/orange baby with the power of flight and mind control and since thelly wipe out the whole appel population it will be Genocider (get it cause there appels) and there be the underground resitance called the La Rejucers and thelly stuggel liveing underground with lights because they need the sun while in the mean time the orange/human babies grow up and take over the planet so there is humans who flee underground and meet up with the appels and they team up and make some appel/human babies - do you understand now mr pooter?

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sunndoggy8
10-17-2001, 07:30 PM
<i>fused sentence n.
-A sentence in which two or more independent clauses are not properly joined by a semicolon or conjunction. Also called run-on sentence.</i>

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Sheeplovr
10-18-2001, 09:02 AM
well sorry mr english major

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Captain Rooster
10-18-2001, 10:42 AM
alright you know how some girls are week they get a knife to open them up and also they dont want to mess up there new nails and since they have come to life it will take the knife rape the girl to create a super human/orange baby with the power of flight and mind control and since thelly wipe out the whole appel population it will be Genocider (get it cause there appels) and there be the underground resitance called the La Rejucers and thelly stuggel liveing underground with lights because they need the sun while in the mean time the orange/human babies grow up and take over the planet so there is humans who flee underground and meet up with the appels and they team up and make some appel/human babies - do you understand now mr pooter?


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sunndoggy8
10-18-2001, 12:11 PM
well sorry mr english major

It's mr. english minor actually.

And it's not like I'm nit-picking everything you're saying....just those 100+ word sentences.

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Pootertoot
10-18-2001, 03:29 PM
I find it hard to believe anyone would try and eat an anthropomorphic orange. Except maybe the Oz-man.

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Sheeplovr
10-19-2001, 09:47 AM
You dont understand the orange is smart Enought to preted {just like kenny allen)that he's a normal orange



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Pootertoot
10-19-2001, 10:12 AM
Well, people cut up apples into slices, too. The apples could easily do the same. Apples are even tougher underneath the skin.

I still place my bet on Kiwis, but with Pineapples as a strong contender.

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Sheeplovr
10-22-2001, 09:31 AM
Well, people cut up apples into slices, too. The apples could easily do the same. Apples are even tougher underneath the skin.



You are wrong cause apples are the good fruit they are full of life and energy and love they would never want to harm humanse because they love how everyone knows A is for appels.

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