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Reephdweller

12-23-2005, 07:00 AM

<img height="450" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20051222/i/r1264847392.jpg" width="362" border="0" />Say hello to Osama's niece.<img height="387" src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/23/osamaniece_narrowweb__300x387,0.jpg" width="300" border="0" />She's not the model niece Osama bin Laden's looking for - but she is modelling.This is how Wafah Dufour, the al Qaeda leader's niece, will appear in the January 2006 issue of GQ magazine.<a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/meet-osamas-niece/2005/12/23/1135032164860.html" target="_blank">Meet Osama's Niece</a>

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East Side Dave

12-23-2005, 07:02 AM

I'd bang her then be-head her, the hot animal!!

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JPMNICK

12-23-2005, 07:08 AM

i had a threesome with her and Hitlers grand-niece. 

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legroommusic

12-23-2005, 07:12 AM

I'd stone her with my erect penis.

Judge Smails

12-23-2005, 07:51 AM

I'd declare a jihad on her twat. 

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mendyweiss

12-23-2005, 08:26 AM

For sure a weapon of mass destruction!

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bobrobot

12-23-2005, 09:00 AM

Osama Ben Lay DownOsama Ben Dover

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ChildofFez

12-23-2005, 09:29 AM

I'd bang her then surgically remove her clit...so no one else will have her....ahahahahahahah <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b347/drummerisme/bill_murray.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/drummerisme" target="blank">You know you want to click do it I dare YA!!!!!!!!</a>.

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CaptClown

12-23-2005, 10:00 AM

Bring her to me.

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legroommusic

12-23-2005, 10:43 AM

I'd make her terror alert red.

FUNKMAN

12-23-2005, 12:56 PM

OMAMA!

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ADF

12-23-2005, 02:10 PM

I'd be her Sultan of Twat. 

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SatCam

12-23-2005, 02:20 PM

I'd love for her to rub my falafel balls until she gets hummus over her face 

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cougarjake13

12-23-2005, 02:21 PM

forget the 72 virgins just give me her

Kobe8

12-23-2005, 02:24 PM

Her snootch is as wide as one of those caves her uncle in hiding in. <img src="http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/kobe8sig/kobesig.jpg" border="0" /> Kobe Beef Cows are fed a diet enriched with beer and massaged lovingly by attendants in Kobe, Hyogo, Japan. If they throw in a happy ending, sign me up.

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Kobe8

12-23-2005, 02:29 PM

This is how Wafah Dufour, the al Qaeda leader's niece, will appear in the January 2006 issue of GQ magazine.SCENE: A ROMANTIC NIGHTSPOT, OSAMA'S NIECE IS ALONE, DEMURELY SIPPING A COSMO WHEN A YOUNG MAN APPROACHES HER LOOKING FOR SOME ACTION...Man: "So, do you have a name?"Girl: "Wafah."Man: "What for?  Why so cold baby?  What's your name?"Girl: "Wafah."Man: "Fuck you - you stuck up twat!!!"MAN TURNS AND STOMPS OFF.END SCENE

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torker

12-23-2005, 02:39 PM

I can almost smell the ring around the tub.

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sr71blackbird

12-23-2005, 03:47 PM

Just think, she squats to shit into one of these... <img height="187" src="http://www.bashishi.com/report/2004/2004iran/sarakhs/041001toilet.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

12-23-2005, 04:19 PM

I would engage in some intercourse with her... DAMN!  I stink at this!

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DJEvelEd

12-24-2005, 03:27 AM

Our Country is a fuckin joke! Do you really think Hitler's neice would've gotten a spread in a magazine back in the 40's? ......No she wouldn't. This is such a fuckin slap in the face to the people that died on 9/11. Why don't she do some cutsie poses with a C-4 belt or even show her in a cockpit of a plane with an angry look on her face.We are finished as a civilization. Fuck this cunt in her bearded asshole. 

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sr71blackbird

12-24-2005, 04:33 AM

Yeah but Ed, think how PISSED her uncles going to be!   hahahahaahahahahah!!ZING!!!

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WRESTLINGFAN

12-24-2005, 05:23 AM

Give the girl a break, hell its the 1st time shes taking a bath and washing that rank vag of hers

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bobrobot

12-24-2005, 05:57 AM

I bet she'd win a wet burka contest!!!

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torker

12-24-2005, 06:03 AM

She's reinventing the camel toe.

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mothershucker

12-24-2005, 06:34 AM

Our Country is a fuckin joke! Do you really think Hitler's neice would've gotten a spread in a magazine back in the 40's? ......No she wouldn't.Just because her Uncle is the biggest flaming faggot asshole to walk the earth, does not make this sand "N" a bad person.I bet she'd win a wet burka contest!!!You sir, go to the top of the comedy pyramid.

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DJEvelEd

12-24-2005, 08:19 AM

Give her the extra 500.00 to stick things up her ass. I'll be satisfied when I see her sticking a model airplane in her ass. Maybe light it on fire too. Maybe even spread her legs over models of ther Twin Towers too. Now THAT would be a good picture!Funny thread, you guys are so retaarded I spit up my Oxycontin! As funny as it is, it really pisses me off. This bitch should be doing her spread from an internment camp.

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legroommusic

12-24-2005, 10:09 AM

I was tempted to do a twin tower reference, but I wanted to be light hearted for the holiday.Why you gotta be all real for?

Coach

12-24-2005, 10:25 AM

So how many camels invaded her intimates?WOW!!! 

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suggums

12-24-2005, 11:24 AM

Nice stems.  -not luke perry 

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Yerdaddy

12-25-2005, 08:35 AM

<img height="340" src="http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/files/Wafah-Dufour.jpg" width="186" border="0" /><img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20051225/2005_12_23t210316_348x450_us_binladen.jpg?x=266&y=345&sig=vlJ1OavuNgTcG_HuMiOzDg--" border="0" /><img src="http://www.hookahcompany.com/images_products/459_big.jpg" border="0" />

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Fuck it from behind.

bobrobot

12-26-2005, 08:40 AM

quote: <img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/nm/20051225/2005_12_23t210316_348x450_us_binladen.jpg?x=266&y=345&sig=vlJ1OavuNgTcG_HuMiOzDg--" border="0" />  I'm Gonna Find A Cave (The Banana Splits)I'm gonna find a cave for me and you - Whoa yeah,   Where we can sing and play if we want to,    Far away on a hidden hill,   We won't work or even pay a single bill,   Doop dooop doop dip dip, I'm gonnna find a cave,   Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah,    Gonnna find a cave where we can hide,  Everything we crave will be inside, Oh yeah,   Me and you and all the goodies there,   If I want I can pull you by the hair,     Doop dooop doop dip dip,  I'm gonnna find a cave,   Oh yeah gonna find a cave,   Ahhhh yeah whoooo   Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh   I'm gonna find a cave where we'll be free   Where I can squeeze and you can hug on me   (lookey there hey hey),   We are in a never never land,   I'm gonna be your ever lovin' he-man,  Dip dip o dip   Yup up up up up up ooh hoooo yeah Whoooo,   I've gotta find a cave,   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh,   Sure gonnna find a cave now,   Whooooooo,   Gonnna find a cave. <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bobo3D.jpg" border="0" /> 

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Contra

12-27-2005, 10:34 AM

I'd blast her open with my missle strike! Although I'd probably end up hitting innocent civilians instead.

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Gvac

12-27-2005, 02:44 PM

No witty retort here, I just want to congratulate GQ for finding a more hideous bitch than Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Tenbatsuzen

12-27-2005, 05:26 PM

I look at her and all I hear is "BEHROOOOOOOOZ.."  

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 05:29 PM

I look at her and all I hear is "BEHROOOOOOOOZ.."Nice to know that I'm not the only one thinking that.

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duranfly

12-27-2005, 08:06 PM

Thats a nice piece of ass. 

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Death Metal Moe

12-27-2005, 08:07 PM

Those Arab women have a strange quality to some of them.  Weird faces.  And that babbeling is enough to make you want to smack their heads off the dashboard until their on the way to Allah. <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN

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