View Full Version : How DID little Fatty make love to a cupcake?
curtoid
12-23-2005, 01:10 PM
It had to be asked...
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Stankfoot
12-23-2005, 01:25 PM
<p> </p><p>obviously the pitcher, hence the "cream filling"....</p><p> </p>
Greggie44
12-23-2005, 01:48 PM
<p>Pitcher. </p><p>After some trial and error.</p>
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SatCam
12-23-2005, 02:10 PM
The cupcake was coming on to HIM!! <strong>catcher.</strong><br />
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Tenbatsuzen
12-23-2005, 02:23 PM
<p>Oral, duh.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
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Kobe8
12-23-2005, 02:23 PM
<p>He was the "Hostess with the mostest". </p><p>Besides, you see how that cupcake dresses. It was practically asking for it.</p>
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torker
12-23-2005, 02:37 PM
<p>It was an orgy.</p><p><img height="107" src="http://www.a-aronson.com/hostess%20cupcakes%20pic.jpg" width="143" border="0" /></p>
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PanterA
12-23-2005, 02:47 PM
<p>He took it from behind. Then ate it.</p><p>Actually he fucks the cream holes:</p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.twinkiesproject.com/images/gravitational3.jpg" width="178" border="0" /></p>
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12-23-2005, 02:52 PM
I'd felch a Sunny Doodle.
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curtoid
12-23-2005, 03:19 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Oral, duh.</p>Again - was he a giver or a taker?<br />
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FUNKMAN
12-23-2005, 04:06 PM
he put the goo in Suzie-Q...
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Tenbatsuzen
12-23-2005, 07:59 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote: </font><p>Oral, duh.</p>Again - was he a giver or a taker?<br />
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</em>Christ, I think BOTH, impossible as it may sound.<p> </p><p> </p><p>This is giving me nightmares back to my pre-teen years when I didn't understand the term "eating a girl out".</p><p> </p><p> </p>
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Photoshop Mike
12-24-2005, 11:23 PM
<p>One day, Fatty made love to a cupcake...</p><p><img height="600" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/michaelscardillo/FATTY.gif" width="374" border="0" /></p>
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Death Metal Moe
12-25-2005, 04:53 AM
<p>I think he probably sweet talked it. Got to know it. He probably took it to a nice corner bistro and then when they went back to his place, things got hot and heavy.</p><p>He gave cupcake the ol' double knuckle lesson.</p>
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jlehane
12-25-2005, 01:41 PM
I think it's obvious...Mama never let him out...mama never let him out...Eleanor"Anyone for CUPCAKES ?" Roosevelt was lurking about...http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/Cupcakesroosevelt_e.jpg
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jlehane
12-25-2005, 01:50 PM
I think it's obvious...Mama never let him out...mama never let him out...Eleanor"Anyone for CUPCAKES ?" Roosevelt was lurking about...http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/Cupcakesroosevelt_e.jpgor maybeehttp://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/aunt_bee.jpg
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Dirtybird12
12-26-2005, 05:42 AM
<p>"Fatty made love to a cupcake" was not the intended line for the song. </p><p>Record executives found the line "less offensive" than the original: "Fatty got fucked by a fruitcake" - </p><p> </p>
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GreyHoodyShirt
12-26-2005, 08:25 PM
<p> </p><p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>"Fatty made love to a cupcake" was not the intended line for the song. </p><p>Record executives found the line "less offensive" than the original: "Fatty got fucked by a fruitcake" <br /></p>Fruitcake fucking cupcake.<p> </p>Say 10 times fast. <p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/1103/fruitcakecupcake8jx.gif" /> </p>
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<font color=black>This message was edited by GreyHoodyShirt on 12-27-05 @ 12:26 AM</font>
jlehane
12-26-2005, 09:43 PM
at least he didn't make love to a Mars snakehttp://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigMarsSnakesHeadShape.jpg *simulated Mars snake.What you think I can afford a REAL Mars snake? Gotta love Bladerunner.
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MilkmanDann
12-27-2005, 07:18 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p> </p><p> </p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>"Fatty made love to a cupcake" was not the intended line for the song. </p><p>Record executives found the line "less offensive" than the original: "Fatty got fucked by a fruitcake" <br /></p>Fruitcake fucking cupcake. <p> </p>Say 10 times fast. <p> </p><p><img src="http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/1103/fruitcakecupcake8jx.gif" border="0" /> </p><img src="http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/6973/hoodyshirttales2zk.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#000000"><font color="#000000">This message was edited by GreyHoodyShirt on 12-27-05 @ 12:26 AM</font> Got nothing to add but thats f'ing great. Poor Cupcake.<br /></font>Got nothing to add but thats f'ing great. Poor Cupcake.
Yosammity
12-27-2005, 09:02 AM
<p>You guys are too narrow minded. It was more than just a physical thing. Fatty <strong>made love</strong> to that cupcake. Body, mind, and soul were involved!</p><p>P.S. He was the pitcher.</p>
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jlehane
12-27-2005, 01:31 PM
Hi East Side Dave.Were you able to catch the emails I was sending to the show when you were ON tues.?I was goofing on you and they might have nudged you to get a laugh.I enjoyed your stories and candor.The girlfriend thing was best.But in NYC you have no problem meeting people.Having your own radio show is a dream for most of us.Fortunately I got it out of my system,somewhat,as far as being ON-AIR talent. Now,I want to be the next Craig Coleman.
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