Woman Swallows Cell Phone

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[FUNKMAN]

<strong><font size="1">Woman Swallows Cell Phone</font></strong> and now she's talking out her ass...

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[cougarjake13]

<p>i hope the phone wasn/t on roam when we swallowed it</p><p>must have been a small phone though, either that or she has pornstar throat</p>

[suggums]

<br />Why not just swallow the battery if you don't want someone else to use it?<br />

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[cougarjake13]

or she just could have run to the bathroom and flushed the fucker

[JPMNICK]

<p>or just be a fucking human being and leave him and stop being so fucking dramatic and insecure. if it is so bad she is swallowing phones, the relationship is shit anyway. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i think what really happened is he tried to jam it down her throat to make her shut the fuck up about him banging other chicks</p>


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[mdr55]

Talk about phone sex going a little too far.<br />

[cougarjake13]

well i guess we know whether or not she spits or swallows

[Crippler]

<p><font size="1">or she just could have run to the bathroom and flushed the fucker </font></p><p><font size="1">She may still get a chance to do this in a day or two.</font></p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>she may have to get pumped...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and then they can work on retrieving the phone....&nbsp; </p>

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<p>Why the X-ray of the Boy Scout with the knife in his brain to go with the cell phone story?</p><p>Boy Scout story here:</p><p><a href="http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=nation_world&id=3754452">http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=nation_world&amp;id=3754452</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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<p>Why the X-ray of the Boy Scout with the knife in his brain to go with the cell phone story?</p><p>To see whos attentive!&nbsp; Welcome to the club, yo</p>

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[tele7]

If this was 1991 she would be dead.&nbsp; You see the cell phones were bigger..ah..nevermind

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Why the X-ray of the Boy Scout with the knife in his brain to go with the cell phone story?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>To see whos attentive! Welcome to the club, yo</p><font color="Red" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I just figured it was a flip phone, it does kinda look like a leatherman now that ya mention it&nbsp;</p><blockquote />

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[ChildofFez]

the ironic part is the fight started becuz she wouldn't swallow....ahaha hoho hehe hi hi....ahhhh oral sex

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p><a target="blank" href="http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/12/26/D8EO4RHO1.html">







<font>Swallowing Cell Phone May Not Be Voluntary</font> </a>
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font>A woman who police thought deliberately tried to
swallow her cell phone during an argument with her boyfriend was
apparently the victim of an assault instead, authorities said. Police
have a suspect in the bizarre incident that sent the 24-year- old woman
to the hospital last week, Sgt. Allen Kintz said. Police would not say
whether the boyfriend was the suspect and would not explain exactly
what they believe happened.</font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I must admit, I've been on dates where I felt like doing that. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><font /><p>&nbsp;</p>

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<p>Was&nbsp; she on a party line?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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