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Kutedogg

12-27-2005, 10:49 AM

Thats right ladies and Gents, Crankcase is coming back on January 7th at the Crossroads in beautiful Garwood New Jersey. For the many that don't know why the hell I am posting this, my name is Kuter (pronounced "cooter", you can laugh, I do) and I am singer/keyboard player of Crankcase. I heard East Side (or Easty as he is known...to himself) put out a nice mention today. And being that none of the other egos in my band said anything about it, I figured it was time I do so.Now, I have only posted here a handfull of times so forgive me for that, I JUST got XM yesterday for my birthday and can finally listen to the show once again. So here is the info. The Place: Crossroads <a href="http://www.xxroads.com/">www.xxroads.com</a>Date and Time: Saturday January 7th, Sometime around 9. Ttry to come, I was never able to go to any of the R&F gatherings before, like Big ass night of Fights, Frights, Rockin Ribbs..and it would be cool to hang out and get fucked up with fucked up people. I was at BB King's back in October which was a fn blast so I could only imagine what the other gatherings were like. Anyway, this is BAC Holder 2985 Saying come to the fn show, please. It will be an awesome time. Mikey D will throw some confetti at you or something. Just go. Thats all. Seeyuh.

Tall_James

12-27-2005, 10:56 AM

Mikey D will throw some confetti at you or something.Will he do it like the Harlem Globetrotters used to?  Fake out the audience by making them think you're gonna toss Jersey Rich's spit bucket on them and all of the sudden hit them with the confetti?Maybe he'll just do a "Multiple Miggs" from behind the drum riser.Either way, I say its worth the price of admission.  So get out there and support local music you humps.

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Snoogans

12-27-2005, 10:57 AM

Mikey D will throw some confetti at you or something so that's what Fez is callin it now? Confetti? 

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JerseyRich

12-27-2005, 11:07 AM

I HAVE NOT APPROVED THIS THREAD. IF I HAD... YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY SEE MY NAME BEING USED IN THE INITIAL POST! Nice job Kuter. 

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Kutedogg

12-27-2005, 11:11 AM

Here is the Jersey Rich Edit. Thats right ladies and Gents and Rich, Crankcase Featuring Jersey Rich is coming back on January 7th at the Crossroads in beautiful Garwood New Jersey. Jersey RichFor the many that don't know why the hell I am posting this, my name is Kuter (pronounced "cooter", you can laugh, I do) and I am singer/keyboard player of Crankcase Featuring Jersey Rich. I heard East Side (or Easty as he is known...to himself) put out a nice mention today. And being that none of the other egos in my band, Like Jersey Rich said anything about it, I figured it was time I do so.Now, I have only posted here a handfull of times so forgive me for that, I JUST got XM yesterday for my birthday and can finally listen to the show once again. Jersey RichSo here is the info. Jersey RichThe Place: Crossroads <a href="http://www.xxroads.com/">www.xxroads.com</a> Jersey RichDate and Time: Saturday January 7th, Sometime around 9. Jersey RichTry to come, I was never able to go to any of the R&F gatherings before, like Big ass night of Fights, Frights, Rockin Ribbs, Jersey Rich..and it would be cool to hang out and get fucked up with fucked up people like Jersey Rich.I was at BB King's back in October with Jersey Rich which was a fn blast so I could only imagine what the other gatherings were like. Anyway, this is BAC Holder 2985 Saying come to the fn show, please. It will be an awesome time. Mikey D will throw some confetti at you or something. Just go. Thats all. Except Jersey Rich will also be there!Seeyuh.  Better? Fn Jerk face. heh

This message was edited by Kutedogg on 12-27-05 @ 3:13 PM

Snoogans

12-27-2005, 11:17 AM

This Kuter is kinda funny, and you cant say that often 

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JerseyRich

12-27-2005, 11:22 AM

You whore! 

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Kutedogg

12-27-2005, 12:46 PM

quote:This Kuter is kinda funny, and you cant say that often 
 You usually here "smells" or "tastes" somewhere in there so I guess I got that going for me, which is nice.  But it is true, I have never seen one start telling jokes or talking about peoples mama's. 
 

This message was edited by Kutedogg on 12-27-05 @ 4:48 PM

Kutedogg

12-27-2005, 12:52 PM

quote:You whore! 
 I am assuming thats
towards me. Hey, it's not my name plastered a million places in that
post. You don't see Gvac complaining I didn't mention him... But before
he does. Gvac could very well be singing a little ditty that night as well, which that in it's self is a show.  I know Wyatt doesn't come on here so I don't need to say shit about him. There I left nobody out.

furie

12-27-2005, 01:44 PM

I thought it was Jersey Rich's Crankcase Featuring Mikey D.... 

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Death Metal Moe

12-27-2005, 01:48 PM

I thought it was The Mikey D Total Greek Experience Featuring Sparkle Motion.

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JerseyRich

12-27-2005, 03:17 PM

quote:I thought it was Jersey Rich's Crankcase Featuring Mikey D.... 

 
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A future Colonel Tom Parker?

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Snoogans

12-27-2005, 03:18 PM

Sparklemotion!

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Tall_James

12-27-2005, 03:21 PM

Not the Oneders?

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Gvac

12-27-2005, 03:53 PM

In all honesty, it'll be great to see my bandmates again. I haven't seen any of them except Mikey D for 6 months.

We'll probably sound awful, so feel free to come on down and throw some tomatos (or tomatoes) our way.

And of course, those in the know understand that I'm the driving force behind the band.

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Kutedogg

12-27-2005, 04:14 PM

quote:And of course, those in the know understand that I'm the driving force behind the band. Yeah, sometimes you drive to practice, I will give you that.

jlehane

12-27-2005, 07:05 PM

I thought it was east side Jersey Univac featuring Pan Floutist Tippy tom and Tyler 2 at the Lions Den....but maybe that was Earth 2.

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Death Metal Moe

12-27-2005, 07:07 PM

Hey Jerry, didn't you ghostwrite all of Crankcase's songs?

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Tenbatsuzen

12-28-2005, 07:43 AM

quote:You whore! 

 
 Now you're ripping ME off!   

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ADF

12-28-2005, 08:06 AM

I thought legroommusic was the keyboard player. 

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jlehane

12-28-2005, 08:29 AM

quote:<hr color="cococo" align="left">Hey Jerry, didn't you ghostwrite all of Crankcase's songs?

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DTN<hr color="cococo" align="left"> No I ghostwrote all your gay flower sig pics :) suggums

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East Side Dave

12-28-2005, 09:31 AM

I only listen to SparkleMotion.

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Kutedogg

12-28-2005, 09:46 AM

Sparkle Motion rules! I was thinking of making a sparkle motion shirt and wearing it on the 7th but then I thought better of it.

JerseyRich

01-03-2006, 12:31 PM

Just another quick reminder... It's this Saturday! CHeck out www.crankcaserocks.com! 

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A.J.

01-03-2006, 10:25 PM

Mikey D will throw some confetti at you or something.Hoo Hoo -- you RIPped him off!<img height="187" src="http://www.tvofyourlife.com/images/beautyshowpic.jpg" width="216" border="0" />

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spoon

01-03-2006, 10:33 PM

Where the fuck is Garwood?  And yes I'm too lazy to check for myself.

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JerseyRich

01-04-2006, 03:19 AM

quote:Where the fuck is Garwood? And yes I'm too lazy to check for myself.

 Exit 137 on the GSP.

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Crippler

01-04-2006, 03:39 AM

quote: quote: Where the fuck is Garwood? And yes I'm too lazy to check for myself.Exit 137 on the GSP. <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/JRsig.gif" border="0" /> Which, if you want another point of reference, is one mile farther than you travel to play poker.  Hope to see you there!

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spoon

01-04-2006, 03:13 PM

You going Crip?  Perhaps we could all beat Snoogans in darts again. (no question mark since we know the answer)  Are we game?

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Kutedogg

01-04-2006, 04:29 PM

Awesome, I hope to see many of you there. It's gonna be a great time.

Dale

01-06-2006, 01:42 PM

Is that funny chinese guy still in the group?

spoon

01-06-2006, 01:46 PM

quote: Is that funny chinese guy still in the group? There is no such animal.

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SatCam

01-06-2006, 07:12 PM

You going Crip?  Perhaps we could all beat Snoogans in darts again. (no question mark since we know the answer)  Are we game?I'm more interested if Snoogans is going for a rematch with Jersey Rich's monitor 

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Mike Teacher

01-06-2006, 08:44 PM

Is that funny chinese guy still in the group?=Oh man for me I missed the early bar crawls but the night at Karavas Place w/ Crankcase, then Harry doing a set, then the chinese guy trying stand up, watching with R+F and maybe 30 others. Classic old times. Seems like long ago. Awesome. 

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legroommusic

01-06-2006, 09:44 PM

I'm not chinese and I know I sucked that night. That night fucking haunts me every night because I know I'm funny. You guys are a fucking tough audience. I still do stand up if anyone cares to give me a second chance.

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spoon

01-06-2006, 10:13 PM

shut up china man, and make me a railroad.

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legroommusic

01-06-2006, 10:41 PM

if by railroad you mean shit stains in my underwear, then I'M NOT CHINESE!

spoon

01-07-2006, 02:09 AM

Now you're speaking my language!  $%^&*(*&^ to you too, Bangkok Boy.  Now get me some opium!

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Gvac

01-07-2006, 01:51 PM

Tonight....one night only!

And it's ladies night.

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spoon

01-07-2006, 02:07 PM

Great job Gvac!  Now Snoogans is gonna come. 

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Tall_James

01-07-2006, 02:21 PM

<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1976314898516214440" target="_self">Hopefully they'll feature some of Jersey Rich's early solo work.</a>

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Justice4all

01-08-2006, 01:02 AM

Well the boys ROCKED tonight. Played everything from David Bowie to The Beatles to The Clash and did a KILLER job on STP and Jet. You suckas missed an awsome show.Especially you spoon...you old-before-your-time mutha fucka. Come to the next one bitches and show your support.

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spoon

01-08-2006, 03:16 AM

And this fuck you goes out to Justice4all!

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Crippler

01-08-2006, 07:34 AM

Played everything from David Bowie to The Beatles to The Clash and did a KILLER job on STP and Jet.Don't forget selections ranging from AC/DC and Nirvana to the Toadies and Radiohead.  One helluva a set, which rocked from beginning to end.You guys put on a solid show & I hope we get a chance to see you play again soon.

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JerseyRich

01-08-2006, 11:28 AM

quote:<a target="_self" href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1976314898516214440">Hopefully they'll feature some of Jersey Rich's early solo work.</a>

<img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" /> Due to time constraints, my Pokemon Tribute had to be cut from the set. My nude bass solo did, however, make it into the show. (My apologies to the front row)  Thanks to all the RF.netters that came out to represent. Hopefully we did not disappoint. It's always fun entertaining a room full of drunks. 

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spoon

01-08-2006, 02:14 PM

I'll be there next time.  Just remember to pick me up this time!  It was supposed to be our first date dammit!

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Justice4all

01-08-2006, 04:24 PM

quote: And this fuck you goes out to Justice4all!Awwww....as long as you kiss me first bitch! You know how I hate it when you leave me wanting more. 

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Gvac

01-08-2006, 07:28 PM

Many thanks for coming out to the show guys. It's always a good time to play my guitar and jump around like a lunatic for a few hours, but more so when you know the people in the audience.

Hopefully the gigs will keep coming and we'll have a chance to see you again.

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Justice4all

01-08-2006, 10:36 PM

Anytime G! Loved hearing you actually SING. I am convinced you learned guitar so you would play AC/DC for the rest of your life! Next time play Jailbreak, or It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll. Two other classics.We look foward to the next show. Oh yes...and that other guitar player...the one with the babyface.....did he wind up hooking up with the blonde with the hot body who kept eyeing him up at the bar? Damn she wanted him!<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif" border="0" /> "Did you catch all of that in your mouth??" "You betcha!!!!!" "That's disgusting" "Shut up and keep sucking!"

This message was edited by Justice4all on 1-9-06 @ 2:37 AM

JerseyRich

01-09-2006, 07:29 AM

quote: 
 Oh
yes...and that other guitar player...the one with the babyface.....did
he wind up hooking up with the blonde with the hot body who kept eyeing
him up at the bar? Damn she wanted him!<img border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/j4a3_sig.gif" /> "Did you catch all of that in your mouth??" "You betcha!!!!!" "That's disgusting" "Shut up and keep sucking!"

This message was edited by Justice4all on 1-9-06 @ 2:37 AMThey've had an ongoing thing for a while...Yeah, he hit it.

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