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Tall_James
12-27-2005, 05:52 PM
<p>We're coming to the end of 2005 and like most folks, I haven't accomplished (for the most part) what I said I would.&nbsp; It is in that spirit that I would like to address what I would like to accomplish in the new year about to arrive.</p><p>1. Lose a lot of weight.&nbsp; More than 50 lbs if possible.</p><p>2. Finally make the effort to meet Ron &amp; Fez, say hi to them in-studio if possible.</p><p>3. Succeed at work by working harder and applying myself more.</p><p>That and about 75 more things&nbsp;but those are the ones that come to mind.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>How bout you?</p>

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torker
12-27-2005, 05:57 PM
<p>2. Finally make the effort to meet Ron &amp; Fez, say hi to them in-studio if possible.</p><p></p><p>I'd say that's enough for a restraining order.</p>

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newport king
12-27-2005, 06:12 PM
<p>smoking of course.</p><p>im about 210, i'd like to get back my fighting weight of 185.</p><p>other than that i'm the perfect human.</p>

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Clutch
12-27-2005, 06:22 PM
weight loss ... MCSA/MCSE cert's .... better/happier job and personality ...&nbsp;&nbsp; it's gonna be a tough year ahead&nbsp; lol

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XMRonFez
12-27-2005, 06:22 PM
<p>To continue my abstinence towards certain drugs... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" />That don't make me a bad person...</p>

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Justice4all
12-30-2005, 09:43 PM
<p>I am going to try to make the obvious one and lose 20 lbs. Or 15. Just want to get under 200 for once in the last 4 years.</p><p>Would be nice.</p>


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more cowbells
12-30-2005, 10:42 PM
<p>My new years resolution is to keep my big mouth shut every once in a while so it can&nbsp;keep me out of trouble.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">&quot;I've got a BIIIIIIIIIIG MOOOOOOOOOUTH !!&quot;</font></p><p><font size="3">&nbsp;-</font><font size="1">&nbsp; Ralph Kramden.</font></p>

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FUNKMAN
12-30-2005, 11:07 PM
<p><font size="3">&quot;I've got a BIIIIIIIIIIG MOOOOOOOOOUTH !!&quot;</font></p><p><font size="3">&nbsp;-</font><font size="1">&nbsp; Ralph Kramden.</font></p><p></p><p>i think Vanessa Del Rio also lays claim to that quote</p><p>resolutions: i'm going with a 1024 X 768 Pixels</p><p>seriously: no resolutions for me other than not making any resolutions</p>

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Mike Teacher
12-31-2005, 04:32 AM
<p>i think Vanessa Del Rio also lays claim to that quote</p><p>=</p><p>Wow I'm old fogie enough to remember Del Rio, she did indeed have a big mouth,&nbsp;nice 70s porn callback. Didnt she go bodybuilder in her later years, unlike Ron Jeremy?</p>

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Yerdaddy
12-31-2005, 05:14 AM
<p>to take a solid poo</p>

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Gvac
12-31-2005, 05:44 AM
At the risk of sounding too deep, I've made my resolution a simple one that's not very easy to attain - contentment.

With the passing of each year I realize more and more the folly in chasing materialistic things. Such behavior can never lead to satisfaction, because there will always be more things to desire.

I'm going to try like hell to quell my fiercely competitive nature and not take for granted the simple pleasures and blessings in my life.

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<font color=black>This message was edited by Gvac on 12-31-05 @ 9:48 AM</font>

wonderwoman
12-31-2005, 09:37 AM
<p>&nbsp; Not to let Moe's comments on certain topics that come up on this board&nbsp;get a rise out me.</p>

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Hottub
12-31-2005, 09:45 AM
<p>For me,</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">Less Talk, MORE ROCK!!</font></p>

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12-31-2005, 11:03 AM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size:9px;">quote:<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><p>For me,</p><p>ÿ</p><p><font size="5">Less Talk, MORE ROCK!!</font></p>

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wonderwoman
12-31-2005, 11:05 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>For me,</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="5">Less Talk, MORE ROCK!!</font></p><p><img src="http://www.silentpix.com/hottub/sigs/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was &quot;THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?&quot; Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Well Put HOTTUB</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by wonderwoman on 12-31-05 @ 4:40 PM</font>

Heather 8
12-31-2005, 11:07 AM
<p>1. Get down to diva weight</p><p>2. Hold a job longer than 3 months</p><p>3. Try to get on better terms with my dad's side of the family&nbsp;</p>

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MilkmanDann
12-31-2005, 11:16 AM
<p>1. Stop yelling at bosses then &quot;Freelancing&quot; shortly after.</p><p>2. Finally fix my beautiful 88' 300zx </p><p>3. Stop yelling at my girlfriends then freelancing, ah crap that falls under #1.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy New years folks.</p>

WRESTLINGFAN
12-31-2005, 11:20 AM
Go on my last 1st date and settle down with the right woman&nbsp;

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scorpion
12-31-2005, 02:46 PM
<ol><li>Lose weight</li><li>Move to a warm climate.</li></ol><p>Thats it !</p>

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curtoid
12-31-2005, 04:01 PM
Weight loss / get back to seeking out peace / finish my infinate projects / travel / don't give a shit about things I can't control /&nbsp;get back to seeking out a piece / beat Irish Alkey at next year's Christmas party drinking contest.&nbsp;


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Bulldogcakes
12-31-2005, 04:10 PM
To stop double posting<br />


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12-31-2005, 04:10 PM
To stop double posting<br />


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fezident
12-31-2005, 04:22 PM
<p>I pick at my fingernails, and my cuticles.&nbsp; I pick and pick until my fingers are bleeding and then, I pick some more.&nbsp; My fingers are sore for days and I continue to rip at 'em.</p><p>I've done it my entire life but, I am really going to stop this year.&nbsp; I've had enough.</p>

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Yerdaddy
01-01-2006, 05:19 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><ol><li>Lose weight</li><li>Move to a warm climate.</li></ol><p>Thats it !</p><img src="http://www.healthytraining.com/rf/kittycar.jpg" border="0" /> <em>Now I'm starvin </em><p>Dude! I've got JUST the place for you! </p><p>1. You're not Jewish are you? </p><p>2. Have you been vaccinated for Typhoid and leprosy?</p><p>3. Do you have circulation problems when you squat for long periods?</p><p>4. If your life depended on it could you say &quot;George Bush is&nbsp;a son of a donkey&quot;? (Will also get you free felafel sandwiches.)</p><p>5. How do your legs look in a skirt?</p><p>6. Do you feel comfortable holding hands with men? Men with machine guns? Men with machine guns who have never seen a woman other than their sisters and mothers, and their sisters and mothers look alot like them wrapped entirely&nbsp;in black cloth.</p><p>7. Can you go long periods without pornography, physical contact with a woman, or even seeing a woman?</p><p>8. Do you like beans? I mean, do you <em>really</em> like beans? </p><p>If you can answer all these questions correctly, I can guarantee you both hot climate and weight loss. </p><p><br /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5" border="0" /> Fuck it from behind.</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 1-1-06 @ 9:42 AM</font>

TheC0BRA
01-01-2006, 05:24 AM
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suggums
01-01-2006, 05:36 AM
<br />Get laid more.&nbsp; This past night was a good start.<br />

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sr71blackbird
01-01-2006, 05:31 PM
My resolution is to lose weight and get far more physically active.&nbsp; <br /><br />I also intend to make a serious re-evaluation of how my relationships go and how I deal with people.

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bobrobot
01-01-2006, 06:17 PM
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#000099">Invent a potion that turns bigots into bologna and feed the world.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">&nbsp;<img src="http://www.coolhand.co.za/images/gallery/annarbor/baloney.jpg" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

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A.J.
01-01-2006, 09:54 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><ol><li>Lose weight</li><li>Move to a warm climate.</li></ol><p>Thats it !</p><img src="http://www.healthytraining.com/rf/kittycar.jpg" border="0" /> <em>Now I'm starvin </em><p>Dude! I've got JUST the place for you! </p><p>1. You're not Jewish are you? </p><p>2. Have you been vaccinated for Typhoid and leprosy?</p><p>3. Do you have circulation problems when you squat for long periods?</p><p>4. If your life depended on it could you say &quot;George Bush is&nbsp;a son of a donkey&quot;? (Will also get you free felafel sandwiches.)</p><p>5. How do your legs look in a skirt?</p><p>6. Do you feel comfortable holding hands with men? Men with machine guns? Men with machine guns who have never seen a woman other than their sisters and mothers, and their sisters and mothers look alot like them wrapped entirely&nbsp;in black cloth.</p><p>7. Can you go long periods without pornography, physical contact with a woman, or even seeing a woman?</p><p>8. Do you like beans? I mean, do you <em>really</em> like beans? </p><p>If you can answer all these questions correctly, I can guarantee you both hot climate and weight loss. </p><p><br /><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5" border="0" /> Fuck it from behind.</p><font color="#000000">This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 1-1-06 @ 9:42 AM</font> So can I!<br />

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Yerdaddy
01-02-2006, 04:14 AM
Get back in your compound with your treated sewage and safe food handling procedures!

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A.J.
01-02-2006, 05:05 AM
<p>OK, I never shat standing up here (I could have).&nbsp; However:</p><p>8. Do you like <strike>beans</strike> <strong>chicken and rice</strong>? I mean, do you <em>really</em> like <strike>beans</strike> <strong>chicken and rice</strong>? </p>

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JesterOfSadness
01-02-2006, 04:22 PM
<p>Mine was hopefully ending my selfnegativity.......</p>

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sr71blackbird
01-02-2006, 04:44 PM
AJ and Yerdaday, can I ask?&nbsp; Why would you guys intentionally move to that part of the world?&nbsp; Just curious <img height="16" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:SgtaZiIok9sJ:http://www.otaku-networks.net/forums/images/smilies/question.gif" width="16" border="0" />

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newport king
01-02-2006, 05:25 PM
i've sworn off soda. i was drinking entirely too much of it, it gave me a disgusting gut, and had to have a tooth pulled today. so i'm off it.

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Tall_James
01-02-2006, 05:49 PM
<p><font size="1">AJ and Yerdaday, can I ask?&nbsp; Why would you guys intentionally move to that part of the world?&nbsp;</font></p><p>Pussy.</p>

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Hottub
01-02-2006, 05:59 PM
<p>Thank You, TJ, and that ends this segment of the show.</p><p>When we return, &quot;Why would anyone shit sitting down&quot;</p><p>Back after these messages.</p>

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A.J.
01-02-2006, 09:18 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1">AJ and Yerdaday, can I ask?&nbsp; Why would you guys intentionally move to that part of the world?&nbsp;</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Pussy.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" /> <p>The only pussy I see here are the stray cats that are all over the place.</p><p>I'm here for work -- and mostly for the money.&nbsp; However, I am now more than ready to get the fuck out of this miserable shithole.&nbsp; 10 FEB can't get here soon enough.</p>

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Fallon
01-02-2006, 09:41 PM
<p>I didn't plan on a so called resolution, but tonight I noticed how bad I was eating again. I used to be around 220(maybe more), now I'm around 180. I'm done with soda now, I had been drinking diet for the last couple of years, poured out my open bottles and put away the ones not opened. Gonna eat better and less starting, well right now I suppose.</p><p>It's gonna be hard, but it needs to be done. Over the holidays I saw some of my family I hadn't seen in a couple of years and they were all telling me how good I looked, made me feel pretty fucking good, but I still need to keep going.<br /></p>

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Yerdaddy
01-03-2006, 04:32 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1">AJ and Yerdaday, can I ask?&nbsp; Why would you guys intentionally move to that part of the world?&nbsp;</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Pussy.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" /> <p>The only pussy I see here are the stray cats that are all over the place.</p><img src="http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v124/Canofsoup15/Sigs/AJinDC-Sig.jpg" border="0" /> A Skidmark/canofsoup15 production.<font color="#ff0000"><strong>Red Sox Nation</strong></font>Yeah, I'm always covered in scratches, too. It really IS hard to pull out of one of those little whores. I always did like screamers though.<br />

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Dougie Brootal
01-03-2006, 06:01 AM
<p>1. cut back on drinking</p><p>2. exercise</p><p>3. take better care of diabetes</p>

Patches
01-03-2006, 09:58 AM
It didn't start out as a resolution but New Year's Eve sort of turned it into a necessity- stop drinking for at least 2 months... come March, I'll re-evaluate myself, and decide if&nbsp;I can have a drink with dinner or something.. but gotta do whatcha gotta do...

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mendyweiss
01-03-2006, 11:34 AM
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ShelleBink
01-04-2006, 08:40 AM
<p>Since I'm still on home dial-up, I'm a few days late.</p><ul><li>Eat Healthier</li><li>Exercise More</li><li>Keep Doing Well In Classes ((GPA is up to a 3.925!))</li><li>Save More Money</li><li>Work At A Radio Station ((School or Other))</li><li>Walk Lucky ((my dog)) More&nbsp; <br /></li><li>Get More Organized</li><li>Sell More Junk on EBay</li><li>Go To Pennsylvania for a Short Vacation ((@ Grandparent's Farmhouse))</li></ul>I'm hoping for the best :o)<br />

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