My girlfriend just told me...

[LiquidCourage]

She's in love with me.  I don't know what to do.  And it's not that simple.  She's all flipped out and emotional, like, "I'm so madly in love with you, just get rid of me now, so it doesn't hurt as bad as it does 8 months from now when it actually happens."  I don't know what to do.  I'm not in love with her, but that doesn't mean I want to break up with her or something. Fucking A!

[Bulldogcakes]

She was obviously drunk. <br />


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[Yerdaddy]

You have no excuse not to parlay that into some anal.

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[suggums]

<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote: </font><font size="1" face="verdana" color="black"> 01-01-2006 @ <strong>5:13 AM</strong></font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"></font>She's in love with me.

As someone else said, drunk. At this point you should be sleeping, and halfway to forgetting it ever happened.<p> </p><p>The other half will be forgetting this thread later today. </p>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by suggums on 1-1-06 @ 9:47 AM</font>

[cougarjake13]

<p>like BDC said she coulda been drunk and myanot remember saying it so dont bring it up unless she does</p><p>if she does then you have 2 choices....</p><p>lie and get some ass and maybe down the line you'll love her too and all is well or you dont and you have to explain</p><p>dont lie and possibly risk her leaving now and you might never know what could have been</p>

[mdr55]

Congrats. It was a fleeing moment. Take it as it is and enjoy the ride.<br />

[Tall_James]

See if you can convince her to bring her girlfriend into the sack with you both next time.&nbsp; Test the boundries of her love!

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[MilkmanDann]

<p>Perfect time to start screwing her friends, she'll love you more. </p>

[PapaBear]

<p><font size="1"> just get rid of me now, so it doesn't hurt as bad as it does 8 months from now when it actually happens.</font></p><p>It may be time to read between the lines...</p>

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[suggums]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Fuck her! Fuck her in the ear! Fuck her in the <em>other</em> ear! (Maurie's Wigs <u>never</u> come off)</p>&nbsp; <br /><a href="http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/"></a><br />Lock this thread, Dave wins.<br />

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[Death Metal Moe]

Buy her a cake and tell her to eat it.

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[LiquidCourage]

Well today she asked me about all my past girlfriends and what went wrong with them so she can avoid doing that herself.&nbsp; It's kind of creepy.

[Death Metal Moe]

Women overanalyse EVERYTHING.&nbsp; Get her that fucking cake.

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[cougarjake13]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Well today she asked me about all my past girlfriends and what went wrong with them so she can avoid doing that herself.&nbsp; It's kind of creepy. &nbsp; she's starting to sound like the chick from wedding crashers

[Sheeplovr]

<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">I'm not in love with her, but that doesn't mean I want to break up with her or something</font></p><p>&nbsp;If you don't love her why are you with her </p><p>isn't this suposed to be a problem on a bad sitcom not in real life</p><p>are you not in love with her cause she does't have a penis?&nbsp;</p><p>how
do you not love someone and want to be by them it doesn't make sence do
you owe her money or something or do you really know you love her but
your just a asshole<br />
</p>

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[angelinad128]

don't know how long u 2 have been together but just be honest with her &amp; let her know that u can't say the same back. She herself said she would rather know now so it won't hurt as much months from now. If she really loves you she will hang around &amp; do whatever you tell her just because she wants you to feel the same way.

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[spoon]

<p>Wait a minute here, LC doesn't have to love her to stay with her.&nbsp; This sounds like a early stage relationship and perhaps he's not sure, which doesn't mean he doesn't love her.&nbsp; In fact, this chick might ruin her actual shot with LC bc she's going postal so soon in a relationship, which would scare the fuck out of me as well.&nbsp; Just roll with it and joke about her being so over-the-top so early and try to calm her down to just enjoy what happens when it happens.&nbsp; If you both decide to stay together great, if not, no big deal either as most relationships do end, but you move to the next one.&nbsp; She needs to save her crazy spells for her girlfriends.&nbsp; Guys just don't give a shit about love talk, even when in it.&nbsp; We'd turn it into how great the sex is, or how she can hang with the guys even in terms of drinking.</p>

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[Mike Teacher]

<p>she asked me about all my past girlfriends and what went wrong with them</p><p>=</p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/hf" border="0" /></p>

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[Yerdaddy]

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Fuck it from behind.

[IrishAlkey]

<p>Fuck it from behind!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Iamnotatool]

<p>Condom or no condom, make sure you pull out so this bitch doesn't trap you.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My advice, always aim for the face.&nbsp; </p>

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[Yosammity]

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[LiquidCourage]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Condom or no condom, make sure you pull out so this bitch doesn't trap you.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My advice, always aim for the face.&nbsp; </p><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif" border="0" /> Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits <a href="http://www.myspace.com/scottg25">http://www.myspace.com/scottg25</a> <br />I always do that.&nbsp; There's been a few times where I pulled out only to realize the rubber busted anyway and I just avoided a situation.<br />

[nate1000]

The chick's a nut, fuck her till you get tired of it (crazy chick sex is some of the best available) then dump her. Make sure you get the ass first, though.

[rruffian]

Give her a good River Bottom Brush Fuck then kick her to the curb! AND don't forget the Donkey Punch or Dirty Sanchez!

<font color=black>This message was edited by rruffian on 1-13-06 @ 8:39 PM</font>

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[angelinad128]

What's a River Bottom Brush Fuck?&nbsp; I am really curious

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[rruffian]

<p>Bend her over the table then make sure she can see you as you grab her, pull her head to&nbsp;side (left or right is your preference) and as you look in her eye, you bury you schlong to the hilt and look for a little tier in her eye. if you don't see the tier, pull her hair harder.&nbsp; That, my friend, is a River Bottom Brush Fuck!</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

That's not as whitty as I thought it would be.

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[WhistlePig]

<blockquote style=""><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px; ">quote:</font><p>Bend her over the table then make sure she can see you as you grab her, pull her head to&nbsp;side (left or right is your preference) and as you look in her eye, you bury you schlong to the hilt and look for a little tier in her eye. if you don't see the tier, pull her hair harder.&nbsp; That, my friend, is a River Bottom Brush Fuck!</p>

[/quote]<br />A tier?

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[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Bend her over the table then make sure she can see you as you grab her, pull her head to&nbsp;side (left or right is your preference) and as you look in her eye, you bury you schlong to the hilt and look for a little tier in her eye. if you don't see the tier, pull her hair harder.&nbsp; That, my friend, is a River Bottom Brush Fuck!</p><p><br />A tier? </p><p><img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/WhistlePig/WhistlePigSig2.jpg" border="0" /> You don't know me man! You don't know me man.</p>Maybe it's a tier of their wedding cake cause she better marry that boy before someone else snatches him up!<br />

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