Who is the Retard now?

[David Lee Kinison]

<p align="right"><img height="212" src="http://www.redskins.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/FKFDCLNBPJCA/56451713PG.jpg" width="353" border="0" /></p><p align="left">Prepare to be Bald Mr. Watley</p><p align="left">NY here I came</p><p align="left">D</p><p align="left">L</p><p align="left">K</p>

A Lil Aint Enough !!!

[samnyc]

You should cut Fez some slack just like Than.

[curtoid]

<blockquote style=""><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px; ">quote:</font>You should cut Fez some slack just like Than.

[/quote]Did Than cut Fez slack with the comedy bet, because I don't remember that at all. I do know that once Mikey D. never cut Fez slack things got unpleasant.&nbsp;&nbsp;


I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

[curtoid]

<p>Fez has become to hair bets the same way as J Dubs into Tat bets - Fez should never bet his hair again, and should never bet against anyone other than Dubs.<br /></p><div />What do Tony Kornheiser, Terry Bradshaw, my mother and Elfish all had in common? No - they aren't drunks or retards. They all believed the&nbsp; 5-6 Redskins would run the table and make into the playoffs. CONGRATS ELFISH for winning this big bet! It would be great if you can think of an awesome &quot;Double or Nothing&quot; bet with next week's HUGE Skins &amp; Bucs rematch. Seems the next logical step.&nbsp; <div /><br /><div /><p>And for those of you who DON'T know the full history, over a year ago Elfish honored HIS head shaving bet with Fez on the air when the Yankees lost to the Red Sox in the 2004 Playoffs.&nbsp;</p><div /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/P1010081.jpg" border="0" /> <div /><br /><div /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/DX-14.jpg" border="0" /> <div /><br /><div /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/DX-05.jpg" border="0" /> <div /><br /><div /><p>MAYBE instead of Elfish letting Fez off the hook, Harry could finally step up and offer his (candle) head.</p><p><em>I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...</em></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by curtoid on 1-2-06 @ 9:25 AM</font>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Who is the Retard now?</p><p>Still you, don't worry.</p>

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[PapaBear]

I was all giddy the moment Jinxy Whatley made the bet. I just hope Fez bets that the skins won't go all the way!

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[TheRealEddie]

<p>Congrats Elfish. </p><p> </p><p>Looks like Jinxy's great luck has continued into 06. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" /> </p>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by TheRealEddie on 1-1-06 @ 11:04 PM</font>

[Death Metal Moe]

Did Soundboard Fez's bets work out for him?

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[jlehane]

Elfish ,I see many liver spots in your future....just based on an old /now dead guy I knew once who looked like you before you took your fatal turn for the worse.There's still hope,ya know.Ask Craig Coleman.He's on Sat night at a new net location,re-inventing himself. Ask me about Life on Mars<strong>I wanted to let you know that Ill be back &quot;on&quot; starting Saturday, January 7th 2006 at 7pm EST.<br />Please join me on my new flagship station:<br /></strong><a href="http://www.tpsradio.net/" target="_blank"><strong>TPSRadio.Net</strong></a><br /><strong>I think youll enjoy it. I hope you do.<br />Thanks.<br />CC<br /></strong>http://www.craigcolemanshow.com/main/images/CraigPics/CCbannerTPS.jpg<br />

<font color=black>This message was edited by jlehane on 1-2-06 @ 10:10 AM</font>

[wonderwoman]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Fez has become to hair bets the same way as J Dubs into Tat bets - Fez should never bet his hair again, and should never bet against anyone other than Dubs.<br />__________________________________________________ ___________________________________</p><p>Poor Fezzie lost another hair bet.</p><p>&nbsp;I agree with Curtoid, somehow Fez got cursed with the same bad luck in bets that J Dubs has.&nbsp;Well,&nbsp;Better Luck next time, Fez.&nbsp;</p><p>I just have one question what is Fez going to bet with for the Redskins/Bucs game???</p>

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[TheRealEddie]

<p>I'm a huge fan of Fez and think he is a great guy on air and off,
however, its a bit disappointing to hear what appears to be him
welching out of another bet. Makes future gentlemans' bets rather
pointless. This coming from a show that dished out permanent tats due
to poor bet selections. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Of course Fez has had some very real health issues. So maybe, Elfish, you should just cut him some slack.<br />
</p>

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[mikeyboy]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I'm a huge fan of Fez and think he is a great guy on air and off, however, its a bit disappointing to hear what appears to be him welching out of another bet. Makes future gentlemans' bets rather pointless. This coming from a show that dished out permanent tats due to poor bet selections. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Of course Fez has had some very real health issues. So maybe, Elfish, you should just cut him some slack.<br /></p>Fez didn't welch.&nbsp; He did offer up a double or nothing bet to make the Bucs Skins matchup more interesting, and said that if they couldn't agree on a double or nothing bet, then Fez would get his head shaved.<br />

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[jlehane]

I'd have to give Elfish props for hanging in there and enjoying the torture he's inflicting on Fez.Pics are proof he didn't welsh on zee bet (which is why I almost never bet).This may be the only thing he has to LIVE for,as he admitted.I like a guy who's committed.Even with one foot in the GRAVE it looks like Elfish is the winner this time. :)

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[TheRealEddie]

<p><font face="Verdana">True Mikeyboy, he hasn't welched yet. And things havent been settled regarding the double or nothing bet.</font></p><p><font face="Verdana">
I was just going on the appearance Fez gave when talking about it. Ron
asked him several times for a double or nothing bet and all Fez came up
with was the drag in Times Square act (which involved no hair
shaving, if I understand correctly). Didnt seem like Fez was really
throwing out suggestions to make things right. In general, he was
less than enthusiastic about paying up. Thats just what I got out of it and I could be off the mark. <br />
</font></p><p> </p><p>Of course, I wouldn't blame him for a lack
of enthusiasm. That bet seemed safe eough at the time and I wouldn't be
enthusiastic about shaving my head either. </p><p> </p><p>Either way, the bet does make for great radio. And Elfish sounded great sober. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" /> </p><font face="Verdana">

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<font color=black>This message was edited by TheRealEddie on 1-3-06 @ 11:48 PM</font>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>That bet seemed safe eough&nbsp; </p><p>Phila beating Redskins?&nbsp;&nbsp; horrible odds</p><p> I wouldn't be enthusiastic about having my head either. </p><p>i know it's a typo but it sounds pretty funny</p>

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[mikeyboy]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>That bet seemed safe eough&nbsp; <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Phila beating Redskins?&nbsp;&nbsp; horrible odds</p><p>&nbsp;</p>No, no.&nbsp; The bet was&nbsp;that the Redskins would run the table for their last three games.&nbsp; At the time that he took the bet, it looked like a sure bet for Fez.<br />

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[curtoid]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px; ">quote:</font><p><font face="Verdana">Ron
asked him several times for a double or nothing bet and all Fez came up
with was the drag in Times Square act (which involved no hair
shaving, if I understand correctly).&nbsp;</font></p><p> </p><p>Either way, the bet does make for great radio. And Elfish sounded great sober. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" /></p><font face="Verdana"></font><font face="Verdana"><br />Elifsh did sound great today - I loved that he was always an arm's length away, via the phone, no matter the topic. Just when you were getting ready to forget about him... &quot;What do you think, Elfish?&quot; And DAMN if the man didn't have something to contribute when it was thrown with him. Somethings may have been a little forced, but not much (imo), and there was some good laughs. AS FAR AS THE BETS - I understood the &quot;double or nothing&quot; to mean just that; a head shave AND something else OR (if Fez won) nothing for anyone. I was always under the impression that if Fez lost the 2nd bet, a head shaving would be part of whatever they came up with. I think it made for funnier radio to have Fez try and negotiate something that might save his head. I do think Elfish got carried away in offering his own head up again, tho, since that does go against the double or nothing, but he's there to prove he's there for the show, even if he is several states away.&nbsp;</font>


I'd rather have hope in my soul than soap in my hole...

[Death Metal Moe]

I think the problem is just that Fez peaked a few years ago.

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[Dirtybird12]

<p>1 - I gave my good friend Chris Cooley the idea to dress up like a clown and call himself Johnny Whiteguy during last weeks Clinton Portis &quot;press day&quot; interview&nbsp;- (he will be on the cosmic circus this Fri) </p><p>2- The Redskins OWN the Bucs - just like they own NY, Philly&nbsp;&amp;&nbsp;Dallas.&nbsp; This Sat will be no different. </p><p>3- Elfish needs to take Fez Whatley's eyebrows AND hair - AFTER the bucs and chucky get bitched. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[suggums]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><br /><p>3- Elfish needs to take Fez Whatley's eyebrows AND hair - AFTER the bucs and chucky get bitched. </p><p> </p>

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</p>Dont forget his balls.

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[TheRealEddie]

<p>I missed some of the show today, so how did the bet situation wind up? Are they going double or nothing? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>-e&nbsp;</p>

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[PapaBear]

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[Dirtybird12]

<p><img height="137" src="http://www.shootingstaragency.com/photos/events/LambdaAwards_SStar/thumbnails/ValanceBruce1_0928_JM_SS.jpg" width="91" border="0" /></p><p><img height="451" src="http://www.kamat.com/indica/culture/death/2740.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="2">Don't worry Fezzy - Bald is beautiful!</font></strong></p>

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[PapaBear]

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[Mr.Pants]

Perry needs to shave his head on his show tommorrow if he won't go to New York. That should take his mind off the Buc's victory.

[Dirtybird12]

<p>Perry is going to attempt the first ever gay orgy on fake radio tomorrow.. whos in?</p><p>we have an open ass policy - you are all wellcum</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The Skins will win. Why are there no bald pics of Fezzy anywhere in this thread from his last head shaving?</p><p>BOO TAMPA</p>

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[xtokenentryx]

Given the loss today, does the retardedness go full circle?<br />