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jimmyNYC
01-04-2006, 09:51 AM
<p>i always enjoy listening to extreme idiots on BOTH sides go back &amp; forth over this issue. </p><p>where are the people with some sense? </p><p>i
believe in evolution. i believe it all. i believe that it all goes back
to one single point at the start of the universe. but at that point i
have to honestly say to myself what caused the bing bang to happen in
the first place. as far as i know &quot;something&quot; can not be created out of
&quot;nothing&quot;.</p><p>i was raised catholic, received all the early
sacraments &amp; received my education in catholic schools. i believed
in what i was being taught. when i got into high school &amp; started
learning more about other cultures &amp; other belief structures within
Catholiscm, i started to question my earlier teachings.</p><p>now im at
a point where i dont know exactly how it began or where its heading but
i wont be stuck on either end of the spectrum searching for my answers.</p><p>i
feel belief should grow with experience. faith is faith. you are never
gonna change a person's faith. but you can change a belief. i dont
believe that science &amp; religion need to be on opposite sides. they
need to work together.</p><p>thanks for letting me ramble&nbsp;</p><p><br />
</p>

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Greggie44
01-04-2006, 09:59 AM
You could be the makings of a new prophet.&nbsp; Better hire a PR rep.

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Tall_James
01-04-2006, 10:06 AM
I believe that apes evolved from man.&nbsp; Glory be to the bomb.

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Doctor Manhattan
01-04-2006, 10:15 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>i believe in evolution. <font color="#006600" size="2"><font color="#006600" size="2">I also believe in evolution. I believe it because it has been proven to exist. People who don't believe in evolution are ignorant.</font></font><font color="#006600" size="2"> <p><font color="#006600" size="2">I believe that God created Evolution (I call it Creavoltion)&nbsp;I don't see why there can't be a God if there is Evolution.</font></p><p><font color="#006600" size="2">Also we didn't evolve from Monkeys/Apes we evolved from creatures that existed long ago and look like them, but the Apes we see on the planet today also evolved from other animals.</font></p><a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a></font>

<font color=black>This message was edited by SKW on 1-4-06 @ 2:16 PM</font>

EliSnow
01-04-2006, 10:17 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I believe that apes evolved from man.&nbsp; Glory be to the bomb. May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more.&nbsp;&nbsp; Amen.<br />

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cupcakelove
01-04-2006, 10:22 AM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote: </font>i believe in evolution. <font size="2" color="#006600"><font size="2" color="#006600">I
also believe in evolution. I believe it because it has been proven to
exist. People who don't believe in evolution are ignorant.</font></font><font size="2" color="#006600"> <p><font size="2" color="#006600">I believe that God created Evolution (I call it Creavoltion) I don't see why there can't be a God if there is Evolution.</font></p><p><font size="2" color="#006600">Also
we didn't evolve from Monkeys/Apes we evolved from creatures that
existed long ago and look like them, but the Apes we see on the planet
today also evolved from other animals.</font></p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202"><img border="0" src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" /></a></font>

<font color="black">This message was edited by SKW on 1-4-06 @ 2:16 PM</font>I
feel the same way.&nbsp; The Vatican even came out not that long ago
and said Darwin's theory does not conflict with how they interpret
Genesis.<br />

Doctor Manhattan
01-04-2006, 10:27 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I believe that apes evolved from man.&nbsp; Glory be to the bomb. May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more.&nbsp;&nbsp; Amen.<br /><img src="http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1686/bobo4qe.jpg" border="0" /><br />

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EliSnow
01-04-2006, 10:36 AM
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TheRealEddie
01-04-2006, 10:39 AM
<p>I hate this topic since there is really nothing to discuss.
Creationism and religions are myths whereas evolution is science. I
hate the way people confuse science and faith.If you can discuss
a theory of a single &quot;god&quot; creating life as we see it today by
scientific methods (if you dont know the scientific method, look it up
on google), Ill give you a cookie. If you use the word &quot;believe&quot;
without backing it up with evidence then the best you will get is a
black and white. Hell, discuss life as it we see it today by any means
other than evolution in a scientific manner and I'll buy you a box of
cookies. Thats how little faith I have in that there can be an
intelligent and informed discussion on the subject.<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p>&nbsp;<p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by TheRealEddie on 1-4-06 @ 2:47 PM</font>

bobrobot
01-04-2006, 12:46 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><img src="http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/1686/bobo4qe.jpg" border="0" /><br /><p>My favorite Bobo ever!</p><p>Sorry Bobo.<br /></p><p><img title="professor bobo" height="154" alt="professor bobo" src="http://www.mst3kinfo.com/saywhat/bobotxt.gif" width="140" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Professor Bobo fan since day 1 !!!</font></strong></p><br />

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FMJeff
01-04-2006, 12:59 PM
<p>yeah pretty clear to me...one is science, the other is fantasy...</p><p>I mean, it's just not genetically possible. One couple could not produce enough genetic diversity to sustain a viable population. We would be genetic disasters.&nbsp; </p>

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jimmyNYC
01-04-2006, 01:00 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p>I
feel the same way. The Vatican even came out not that long ago
and said Darwin's theory does not conflict with how they interpret
Genesis.<br />
<br />the Vatican recently
said that they will be making a list of bible &quot;stories&quot; that should be
taken as fact &amp; which should be seen as Canon.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>on the one hand i applaud them for taking this step because as i said before beliefs should change as we get older.</p><p>on
the other hand how can you still call yourself a religion if you are
going to start changing how you teach your faith to the faithful&nbsp;</p>

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TheRealEddie
01-04-2006, 01:08 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><br /></font><p><img width="140" height="154" border="0" src="http://www.mst3kinfo.com/saywhat/bobotxt.gif" alt="professor bobo" title="professor bobo" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Professor Bobo fan since day 1 !!!</font></strong></p><br />

<br /><br />Bah, everyone knows this guy:<p> </p><img width="285" height="430" border="0" src="http://www.scifi.com/freezone/mst3000/10_observer.jpg" /><br /><p>was wayyyy cooler.</p><p> </p><p> </p>&nbsp;

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<font color=black>This message was edited by TheRealEddie on 1-4-06 @ 5:55 PM</font>

TheMojoPin
01-04-2006, 02:46 PM
<p>Oh, please.</p><p>&quot;I'm the god, I'M THE GOD!!!&quot;</p><p><img height="300" src="http://castlezzt.net/tv's%20frank.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>As for the original topic, I was raised Catholic, but I haver zero issue with reconciling my faith with science.&nbsp; Evolution is an incredible system...downright miraculous.&nbsp; If some kind of higher power laid the foundation for it to exist, hey, color me impressed.&nbsp; Same with things like the Big Bang.&nbsp; So God didn't literally &quot;create the world in seven days&quot;...the universe began with a giant fucking explosion!&nbsp; That's some hot shit!&nbsp; If God was behind THAT, he's infinitely more kickass.</p>

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furie
01-04-2006, 05:07 PM
i'm not going to reiterate what everyone has already stated, we're all on the same page. what interests me; is there anyone on the board who is a creationist and believes in ID?<div><br /></div><div><br /></div>


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01-04-2006, 05:15 PM
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bobrobot
01-04-2006, 06:09 PM
<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong><font color="#000099">Joel is God!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">&nbsp;<img title="Joel Hodgson & his creations" height="642" alt="Joel Hodgson & his creations" src="http://www.geocities.com/joelgirl_1993/joelbots.gif" width="540" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

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HBox
01-04-2006, 06:18 PM
<p><img width="426" height="293" border="0" src="http://www.painstick.com/MST3K%20Spotlight/Prince_of_Space/Images/poscap1.jpg" /></p><p>I have already taken over your puny message board! HHHHHAAAAWWWWW HHHHAAAAAWWWW HHHHHAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!! Any attempts to resisit will be futile! HHHHHHAAAAAAWWWWWWW HHHHAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!! You will bow down before Krankor! HHHHHHAAAAAAAAWWWWW HHHHHAAAAWWWWW HHHHHHAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!<br /></p>

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FUNKMAN
01-04-2006, 06:36 PM
<p>as far as i know &quot;something&quot; can not be created out of &quot;nothing&quot;.</p><p>then where did God come from?</p><p>doesn't the bible begin human life at Adam and Eve? if so then how can evolution come into the picture?</p>

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Death Metal Moe
01-04-2006, 06:38 PM
<p>I usually just turn and walk away from people who quote the Bible for creation facts.</p><p>Fucking idiots.</p>

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TheRealEddie
01-05-2006, 03:49 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> <strong><font color="#000099">Joel is God!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099"> <br />
</font></strong></p>

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bobrobot
01-05-2006, 04:12 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><img height="293" src="http://www.painstick.com/MST3K%20Spotlight/Prince_of_Space/Images/poscap1.jpg" width="426" border="0" /></p><p><font color="#000080"><font size="2">I have already taken over your puny message board! HHHHHAAAAWWWWW HHHHAAAAAWWWW HHHHHAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!! Any attempts to resisit will be futile! HHHHHHAAAAAAWWWWWWW HHHHAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!! You will bow down before Krankor! HHHHHHAAAAAAAAWWWWW HHHHHAAAAWWWWW HHHHHHAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!</font></font><br /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Prince of Space!!! best movie EVER!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">How'd they get that Japanese guy to look SOOO MUCH like Lee Van Cleef? </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">(oh yeah... the &quot;bird beak&quot; and &quot;spaghetti western&quot; mustache!)</font></strong></p><p><img title="prince of space" height="227" alt="prince of space" src="http://home.hiwaay.net/~jeffj1/life/MST3K/Krankor.jpg" width="259" border="0" /></p><br />

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fluffernutter
01-05-2006, 04:32 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">I usually just turn and walk away from people who quote the Bible for creation facts.</font></p>
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">Fucking idiots.</font></p>
<p></p><p>How does that make someone an idiot if that is what
they believe? Just cause I don't agree with someone and what they
believe I wouldn't call them an idiot. Can one not have their own
belief system without being called an idiot? What makes you so high and
mighty?<br />
</p><p>I have my beliefs and everyone else could think I am wrong. I
don't believe in the whole idea of Evolution that Darwin presented but
more of what SKW said with the Crevolution.<br />
</p>

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TheRealEddie
01-05-2006, 04:47 AM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;" /><p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">How does that make someone an idiot if that is what
they believe? Just cause I don't agree with someone and what they
believe I wouldn't call them an idiot. Can one not have their own
belief system without being called an idiot? What makes you so high and
mighty?<br />
</font></font></p><p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">I have my beliefs and everyone else could think I am wrong. I
don't believe in the whole idea of Evolution that Darwin presented but
more of what SKW said with the Crevolution.<br />
</font></font></p>

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<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">&quot;Eh.. Coldplay was good but it started to all sound the same after awhile, kind of like most death metal bands.&quot;
</font></font></p><p>
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><a target="blank" href="http://fluffyplanet.blogspot.com/">The Fluffy Planet</a></font></font></p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><br />It
definitely doent make anyone an idiot. There are some VERY VERY
smart proponents of ID. A highly regarded physist at the Princeton Plasma lab
is a well known proponent of ID. I dont think anyone would call him an
idiot.</font></font><p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"> </font></font></p><p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"> </font></font></p><p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">However,
I would question why do you not
believe evolution to be the best theory on the subject? What evidence
do you have to support the notion of creation? Pretend I just stepped
off the boat. I have no idea about evolution or creationism. How would
you convince me? Better yet, if you haven't done this, try this:P
retend you just stepped off the boat. Look at evolution and creationsim
objectively. Look at the evidence. Try to convince yourself. Being born
brought up catholic and having attended kindergarten through 12th grade
in religious schools, this is essentially what I did. It worked for me!
;)<br />
</font></font></p>

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Death Metal Moe
01-05-2006, 05:47 AM
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Doctor Manhattan
01-05-2006, 05:52 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><strong><font color="#000099">Joel is God!!!</font></strong><strong><font color="#000099">&nbsp;<img title="Joel Hodgson & his creations" height="642" alt="Joel Hodgson & his creations" src="http://www.geocities.com/joelgirl_1993/joelbots.gif" width="540" border="0" /></font></strong> <p><font color="#006600" size="2">I love that a Religion/Science topic turned into a Mystery Science Theater 3000 thread!</font></p><p><font color="#006600" size="2">I miss that show so much. Until Battlestar Galactica started I hadn't watched the Sci-Fi channel since they cancelled MST3k.</font></p>

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EliSnow
01-05-2006, 05:57 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="0">I usually just turn and walk away from people who quote the Bible for creation facts.</font></p><p><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="0">Fucking idiots.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>How does that make someone an idiot if that is what they believe? Just cause I don't agree with someone and what they believe I wouldn't call them an idiot. Can one not have their own belief system without being called an idiot? What makes you so high and mighty?<br /></p><p>I have my beliefs and everyone else could think I am wrong. I don't believe in the whole idea of Evolution that Darwin presented but more of what SKW said with the Crevolution.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I think&nbsp;Moe's point isn't that if you believe in creationism you're an idiot (although he may believe that too); he's saying that someone who uses the Bible as proof of&nbsp;creationism is an idiot.&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">People do use the Bible as evidence of either God's will or events that happened, but the Bible by itself is not evidence that something occurred.&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">The Bible contains support for people's faith, and in the end, faith is belief without proof, or for some people, belief in the face of opposing proof.&nbsp;&nbsp; It's similar to the discussion before regarding opinion v. fact.&nbsp; You can say that in your opinion the Bible is accurate and provides the truth, but using the Bible's description of events as proof positive is silly.</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/Snow1.jpg" border="0" /> Formerly MrTerrific</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by EliSnow on 1-5-06 @ 10:20 AM</font>

EliSnow
01-05-2006, 06:01 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font color="#006600" size="2">I love that a Religion/Science topic turned into a Mystery Science Theater 3000 thread!</font></p><p><font color="#006600" size="2">I miss that show so much. Until Battlestar Galactica started I hadn't watched the Sci-Fi channel since they cancelled MST3k.</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Actually, it went from a religion/science thread into a Beneath The Planet of The Apes quote-off into a MST3K thread, but yeah, it is fun.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">I loved MST3K a lot as well, maybe more than the average fan due to my being a&nbsp;native Minnesotan (lots of Minnesota and Wisconsin in-jokes).&nbsp; When it was cancelled I still stuck with Sci Fi for Farscape, then quit when that was cancelled then came back for Galactica.&nbsp;&nbsp; Luckily, I bought some of the episodes (including Space Prince) on DVD.&nbsp; </font></p>

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Death Metal Moe
01-05-2006, 06:15 AM
<p>Yea, you said it pretty well man.&nbsp; I'm not calling anyone an idiot for their religious views, I'm calling you an idiot of you point to a story book for scientific facts.&nbsp; Please don't even try that or I'll start formulating mathematical theories off Curious George stories.</p><p>The Bible is a book of Faith full of metaphores and other stories with symbolism.&nbsp; It's meant as a guide for the faithful and a also as a guide to help run your life by.&nbsp; However much I find that repulsive, I do believe in freedom of choice as an American and it's your wrong choice to make.</p>

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01-05-2006, 06:35 AM
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Doctor Manhattan
01-05-2006, 06:47 AM
<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/89/topic/48139">Evolution vs. Creationism</a> </p><p><font color="#996600" size="2">Joel created the bots,</font></p><p><font color="#996600" size="2">They evolved from</font></p><p><font color="#996600" size="2"><img src="http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/7827/tnktmacrow6ju.jpg" border="0" /></font></p><p><font color="#996600" size="2">to</font></p><p><font color="#996600" size="2"><img src="http://img498.imageshack.us/img498/9796/croooow2et.jpg" border="0" /></font></p><p><font color="#996600" size="2">Joel is God, and there is evolution.</font></p>

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bobrobot
01-05-2006, 06:57 AM
<p>&nbsp;<strong><font color="#000099">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Then God retired and passed the job on to an underling???</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">&nbsp;<img height="215" src="http://networklandscape.com/blog/wp-content/mikejoel.jpg" width="324" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

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EliSnow
01-05-2006, 07:09 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;<strong><font color="#000099">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Then God retired and passed the job on to an underling???</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">&nbsp;<img height="215" src="http://networklandscape.com/blog/wp-content/mikejoel.jpg" width="324" border="0" /></font></strong></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I like to think of Mike as the Son, and Joel as the Father.&nbsp; Now if I could only figure out who the Holy Ghost was, then we'd have a MST3K trinity.&nbsp; Cambot maybe?</font></p><p><br /><img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/Snow1.jpg" border="0" /> Formerly MrTerrific</p>

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TheRealEddie
01-05-2006, 07:17 AM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;"><br />
</font><p><font size="3" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">I
like to think of Mike as the Son, and Joel as the Father. Now if I
could only figure out who the Holy Ghost was, then we'd have a MST3K
trinity. Cambot maybe?</font></p><p><br /><br />
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Mike Teacher
01-05-2006, 07:21 AM
<p>Gamera....</p><p>Gamera...</p><p>Gamera is full of Meat</p><p>Gamera is fun to eat</p><p>We all love you Gamera...</p><p>=</p><p>MST3K ruled. Joel was the master, Mike was nice, but the show became a shadow of its former self. </p><p>Anyone else see Joel's SNL appearences? </p>

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TheRealEddie
01-05-2006, 07:34 AM
<p>Yeah, I saw Joel on SNL and I really couldn't get into his comedy. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>At first I didnt like Mike replacing Joel but after watchiing the catalog over the years I prefer Mike to Joel.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>T<a href="http://www.mst3kinfo.com/history/" target="_self" title="he history of MKST3K is actually pretty interesting. ">he history of MKST3K is actually pretty interesting.</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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EliSnow
01-05-2006, 07:34 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Anyone else see Joel's SNL appearences? </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I think I did, but I can't remember it right now.&nbsp; I do remember his second show:&nbsp; The TV Wheel.&nbsp; I didn't like it very much.</font></p><p><br /><img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/Snow1.jpg" border="0" /> Formerly MrTerrific</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by EliSnow on 1-5-06 @ 11:36 AM</font>

EliSnow
01-05-2006, 07:36 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>At first I didnt like Mike replacing Joel but after watchiing the catalog over the years I prefer Mike to Joel.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">This may be heresy, but I agree.</font>&nbsp; </p><p><br /><img src="http://home.nyc.rr.com/bkemper/Snow1.jpg" border="0" /> Formerly MrTerrific</p>

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Tall_James
01-05-2006, 07:46 AM
<p>One night, several years ago at the Village Gate on Bleecker, Joel bummed cigarettes from me.</p><p>I guess he ran through all the MST3K money.</p>

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Mike Teacher
01-05-2006, 08:08 AM
<p>Try this again; I seem to have trouble with any photo over about 40K in size, may be AOhelL, or something else. Anyway its a pic of my VHS collection of MST3K tapes, from taping the Thanksgiving MST marathons wayyy back. </p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/mst3k2" border="0" /></p>

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bobrobot
01-05-2006, 08:38 AM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p><img src="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/mst3k" border="0" /> <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">I spotted &quot;Mitchell&quot; but I didn't see &quot;Manos, The Hands of Fate.&quot;</font></strong></p><p><img height="185" src="http://www.disneyexperience.com/blog/photos/mst3k_1.JPG" width="238" border="0" /></p><br />

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01-05-2006, 08:41 AM
<p>Man created god, and then some very smart men saw the potential to have things their way using god, then things have spun out of control since then.&nbsp; If you think there is some god out there, fine, but if there is... he's not interested in our uncivilized world.&nbsp; It's just silly to think a prayer or some creator would help you... and not anyone else that would pray to them.&nbsp; That is the human ego.&nbsp; We are all so into ourselves that to think when we die - that nothing will happen - is just too hard to accept.&nbsp; </p><p>It's 2006 and we're really not that far removed from throwing the virgin into the volcano to please the gods.</p><p>It's moronic.</p>

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01-05-2006, 08:42 AM
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Bulldogcakes
01-05-2006, 03:56 PM
<p>Being the compromising type that I am, I believe in Creavolution. </p><p>That God created Evolution, we created God, and Darwin sent his only son to die for our sins.<br />
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01-05-2006, 06:49 PM
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FUNKMAN
01-05-2006, 08:52 PM
<p>there's this big man upstairs and he's got the big book with your name in it!</p><p>sounds just like&nbsp;my bookie</p>

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zentraed
01-05-2006, 10:17 PM
<p>If Intelligent Design was science, they would offer a &quot;Measure of
Compexity&quot;. They would have observations/measurements about the world, multiple models of potential/probable universes with equations, and they could give you a probability, 95% for instance, that our universe had a Creator. But people just
think the world is &quot;complex&quot;, when it's really just basic interactions
(as far as we can tell, there are only 4 distinct forces operating in
nature, and string theory was founded because we think they're all
really the same) between a <em>very </em>large number of entities.</p><p>Regarding evolution, the
very idea of a &quot;species&quot; is actually an outdated concept, and we have
changed the way we classify organisms due to the discovery of DNA. We
label genetically similar populations as a &quot;species&quot;, but in time that
populations genetic profile changes. That's evolution.</p><p>As human societies grew, the primary social institutions changed. In &quot;How We Believe&quot;, I think Michael Shermer set Organized Religion as dominating around a population of 1,000 (may have been 10,000). As we grew, we eventually developed legal systems and governments and eventually got where we are today. Religion served a valuable purpose in our social evolution, but it doesn't help inform us about the natural world, nor should we expect it to.<br /></p><p>Most of us can write &quot;words of wisdom&quot;, or glean life lessons from history. Why people would want to do one-stop shopping and ignore the natural history of their religions (since at some point all of them were made up) baffles me. But then again, 100,000 years ago, you'd have to be pretty crazy to believe some of the things we know now<br /></p>

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