View Full Version : Walmart is so scared of Black People
silera
01-06-2006, 05:12 AM
<p><span class="bodytext">Wal-Mart stirred outrage yesterday when its Web site suggested that shoppers who wanted to buy a "Planet of the Apes" DVD would be interested in biopics of famous black Americans like Martin Luther King Jr.</span></p><p>Top of the Comedy Pyramid...</p><p><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/380572p-323077c.html">http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/380572p-323077c.html</a></p>
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Death Metal Moe
01-06-2006, 06:08 AM
I'm sorry, that's fucking funny.
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Sheeplovr
01-06-2006, 06:09 AM
<p>the new planet of the apes or the old planet of the apes</p><p>Customers who also purchase the dvd Soul Plane <font size="0" face="verdana" color="black"><span class="bodytext">ould be interested in</span></font> purchasing a shot gun and hacksaw </p>
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Patches
01-06-2006, 06:11 AM
<p>"We at Wal-Mart would like to take this oppurtunity to apologize to all of our loyal customers for this terrible error. And to show our sensitivity to the African American community, we would also like to wish everyone a Happy Martin Luther King Kong Day!"</p>
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silera
01-06-2006, 06:22 AM
<p>The glitch carried over to CD purchases where it recommended tires to those wishing to purchase Gloria Estefan's greatest hits.</p>
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Judge Smails
01-06-2006, 06:36 AM
<p>This isn't a joke. You can try this yourself. I just went to Amazon.com and as a goof searched for Planet of the Apes. One of the related searches that came up was "Minority Report".</p><p> </p><img src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/sigpicfrescav.jpg" border="0" />
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libbyzibby
01-06-2006, 07:30 AM
<p>I dont know, movies aside, my Walmart certainly does not hate black people, they are either all employed there or shop there. I am definitely the minority report when I go in there.</p><p> </p><p>Oh yes and theyhave their good share of Latinos and disabled...and even the 'white' people are nuts, you see them talkng to themselves.</p><p> </p><p>why do I shop there again?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>1st post...yippee</p>
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Furtherman
01-06-2006, 10:43 AM
<p>The movie or the planet?</p><p><img height="177" src="http://www.mashby.com/images/posts/troy_mcclure.gif" width="200" border="0" /></p>
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torker
01-06-2006, 11:35 AM
I guess shopping at KKKmart isn't much of an alternative.
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Minority Report is in the same genre as Planet of the Apes, so that does makes sense.<br />
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Bulldogcakes
01-06-2006, 04:54 PM
<font face="Verdana">The glitch also suggested that people searching for "Childrens underwear" should get the latest CD by Gary Glitter! </font><br />
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Bulldogcakes
01-06-2006, 04:57 PM
The glitch also suggested that people searching for "Diet pills" should check out Lindsay Lohans new CD!<br />
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Snoogans
01-06-2006, 05:04 PM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">I dont know, movies aside,
my Walmart certainly does not hate black people, they are either all
employed there or shop there. I am definitely the minority report
when I go in there.</font></p><p>does your walmart happen to be on Rt 59? </p>
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tele7
01-06-2006, 06:37 PM
I looked up <em>Duece Bigalo</em> and got, <em>I am Sam, Charlie, Forrest Gump </em>and some indy flick about Roosevelt Island.
Death Metal Moe
01-06-2006, 06:49 PM
<p>I get a lot of dark skinned savages with my same 1st name at my Wal Mart. No idea where they came from.</p><p>My father and I walk around and suddenly there's a page something like "Mohamed to Electronics, Mohamed." We laff and laff and laff.</p>
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tele7
01-06-2006, 07:03 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I get a lot of dark skinned savages with my same 1st name at my Wal Mart. No idea where they came from.</p><p>My father and I walk around and suddenly there's a page something like "Mohamed to Electronics, Mohamed." We laff and laff and laff.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN At my Wal-Mart they just page "Dark Skinned Savage to Electronics" but he was fired for not wearing shoes to work.<br />
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01-06-2006, 07:06 PM
Those people wear sandals EVERYWHERE!!!
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tele7
01-06-2006, 07:16 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Those people wear sandals EVERYWHERE!!! <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN <br />My bad, forgot to mention he did'nt have any feet and always wore a Def Leppard T-Shirt.
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It should have linked to <em>Mandingo.</em>
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01-07-2006, 12:20 PM
I put in a search for Ron and Fez and it came back with "The Godfather and Priscilla Queen of the Desert".
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01-07-2006, 12:25 PM
The glitch also recommended pedophelia for those who bought "Little Giants."
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01-07-2006, 06:29 PM
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monsterone
01-07-2006, 08:52 PM
it actually linked to martin luther coon.<br />
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01-07-2006, 09:00 PM
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01-14-2006, 05:23 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I put in a search for Ron and Fez and it came back with "The Godfather and Priscilla Queen of the Desert". <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/Jafter.jpg" border="0" /> <br />LOL
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01-14-2006, 06:29 AM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>My father and I walk around and suddenly there's a page something like "Mohamed to Electronics, Mohamed." We laff and laff and laff. <p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">If Electronics won't come to Mohamed, Mohamed must go to Electronics.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">(maktab mektoub)</font></strong></p><p><img title="electronic Quran" height="130" alt="electronic Quran" src="http://www.digitalquran.org/products/images/penman1" width="194" border="0" /></p><br />
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