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silera
01-06-2006, 05:12 AM
<p><span class="bodytext">Wal-Mart stirred outrage yesterday when its Web site suggested that shoppers who wanted to buy a &quot;Planet of the Apes&quot; DVD would be interested in biopics of famous black Americans like Martin Luther King Jr.</span></p><p>Top of the Comedy Pyramid...</p><p><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/380572p-323077c.html">http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/380572p-323077c.html</a></p>

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Death Metal Moe
01-06-2006, 06:08 AM
I'm sorry, that's fucking funny.

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Sheeplovr
01-06-2006, 06:09 AM
<p>the new planet of the apes or the old planet of the apes</p><p>Customers who also purchase the dvd Soul Plane <font size="0" face="verdana" color="black"><span class="bodytext">ould be interested in</span></font> purchasing a shot gun and hacksaw </p>

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Patches
01-06-2006, 06:11 AM
<p>&quot;We at Wal-Mart would like to take this oppurtunity to apologize to all of our loyal customers for this terrible error.&nbsp; And to show our sensitivity to the African American community, we would also like to wish everyone a Happy Martin Luther King Kong Day!&quot;</p>

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silera
01-06-2006, 06:22 AM
<p>The glitch carried over to CD purchases where it recommended tires to those wishing to purchase Gloria Estefan's greatest hits.</p>

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Judge Smails
01-06-2006, 06:36 AM
<p>This isn't a joke.&nbsp; You can try this yourself.&nbsp; I just went to Amazon.com and as a goof searched for Planet of the Apes.&nbsp; One of the related searches that came up was &quot;Minority Report&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/sigpicfrescav.jpg" border="0" />

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libbyzibby
01-06-2006, 07:30 AM
<p>I dont know, movies aside, my Walmart certainly does not hate black people, they are either all employed there or shop there.&nbsp; I am definitely the minority report when&nbsp;I go in there.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh yes and theyhave their good share of Latinos and disabled...and even the 'white' people are nuts, you see them talkng to themselves.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>why do I shop there again?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>1st post...yippee</p>

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Furtherman
01-06-2006, 10:43 AM
<p>The movie or the planet?</p><p><img height="177" src="http://www.mashby.com/images/posts/troy_mcclure.gif" width="200" border="0" /></p>

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torker
01-06-2006, 11:35 AM
I guess shopping at&nbsp;KKKmart isn't much of an alternative.

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HBox
01-06-2006, 11:54 AM
Minority Report is in the same genre as Planet of the Apes, so that does makes sense.<br />

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Bulldogcakes
01-06-2006, 04:54 PM
<font face="Verdana">The glitch also suggested that people searching for &quot;Childrens underwear&quot; should get the latest CD by Gary Glitter! </font><br />
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Bulldogcakes
01-06-2006, 04:57 PM
The glitch also suggested that people searching for &quot;Diet pills&quot; should check out Lindsay Lohans new CD!<br />


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Snoogans
01-06-2006, 05:04 PM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">I dont know, movies aside,
my Walmart certainly does not hate black people, they are either all
employed there or shop there.&nbsp; I am definitely the minority report
when&nbsp;I go in there.</font></p><p>does your walmart happen to be on Rt 59?&nbsp;</p>

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tele7
01-06-2006, 06:37 PM
I looked up <em>Duece Bigalo</em> and got, <em>I am Sam, Charlie, Forrest Gump </em>and some indy flick about Roosevelt Island.

Death Metal Moe
01-06-2006, 06:49 PM
<p>I get a lot of dark skinned savages with my same 1st name at my Wal Mart.&nbsp; No idea where they came from.</p><p>My father and I walk around and suddenly there's a page something like &quot;Mohamed to Electronics, Mohamed.&quot;&nbsp; We laff and laff and laff.</p>

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01-06-2006, 07:03 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I get a lot of dark skinned savages with my same 1st name at my Wal Mart.&nbsp; No idea where they came from.</p><p>My father and I walk around and suddenly there's a page something like &quot;Mohamed to Electronics, Mohamed.&quot;&nbsp; We laff and laff and laff.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN At my Wal-Mart they just page &quot;Dark Skinned Savage to Electronics&quot; but he was fired for not wearing shoes to work.<br />

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Death Metal Moe
01-06-2006, 07:06 PM
Those people wear sandals EVERYWHERE!!!

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01-06-2006, 07:16 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Those people wear sandals EVERYWHERE!!! <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/deathmetalmoe">Death Metal MySpace</a> DTN <br />My bad, forgot to mention he did'nt have any feet and always wore a Def Leppard T-Shirt.

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A.J.
01-06-2006, 08:34 PM
It should have linked to <em>Mandingo.</em>

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01-07-2006, 12:20 PM
I put in a search for Ron and Fez and it came back with &quot;The Godfather and Priscilla Queen of the Desert&quot;.

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East Side Dave
01-07-2006, 12:25 PM
The glitch also recommended pedophelia for those who bought &quot;Little Giants.&quot;

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01-07-2006, 06:29 PM
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monsterone
01-07-2006, 08:52 PM
it actually linked to martin luther coon.<br />


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libbyzibby
01-07-2006, 09:00 PM
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01-14-2006, 05:23 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>I put in a search for Ron and Fez and it came back with &quot;The Godfather and Priscilla Queen of the Desert&quot;. <img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/Jafter.jpg" border="0" /> <br />LOL

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01-14-2006, 06:29 AM
<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>My father and I walk around and suddenly there's a page something like &quot;Mohamed to Electronics, Mohamed.&quot;&nbsp; We laff and laff and laff. <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">If Electronics won't come to Mohamed, Mohamed must go to Electronics.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">(maktab mektoub)</font></strong></p><p><img title="electronic Quran" height="130" alt="electronic Quran" src="http://www.digitalquran.org/products/images/penman1" width="194" border="0" /></p><br />

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