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WRESTLINGFAN
01-10-2006, 04:58 PM
Why is it that you will see Joe Torre wearing a Yankees uniform but you wont see Bill Parcells wearing a football jersey shoulder pads, and a football helmet, or Pat Riley wearing a Heat uniform. Is it that because baseball managers are allowed to enter the field of play                                                       

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sr71blackbird
01-10-2006, 05:00 PM
Or swim coaches wearing a speedo?

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01-10-2006, 05:01 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Why do baseball managers wear uniforms?</font></strong> </p><p>so they can get laid too...</p>

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01-10-2006, 05:07 PM
<p><img width="200" height="239" border="0" src="http://fivemessagecenter.homestead.com/files/DonZimmerHelmut.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>And why do others wear Army helmuts?<br />
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torker
01-10-2006, 05:14 PM
<p>Something&nbsp;balls&nbsp;related.&nbsp;</p><p><img height="242" src="http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/history/artifact_spotlight/images/astros_NLCS_hr_balls.jpg" width="340" border="0" /></p><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/RFnettorker.jpg" border="0" /> <em>Take my soul to the lost and found </em>

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Greggie44
01-10-2006, 05:17 PM
It is easier to scratch your nuts in baseball pants.

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spoon
01-10-2006, 05:18 PM
Hockey has the best dressed animals coaching their sport!

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FUNKMAN
01-10-2006, 05:18 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Why do baseball managers wear uniforms?</font></strong> </p><p>so they don't have to change in and out of&nbsp;pajamas</p>

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DeltaPin
01-10-2006, 06:16 PM
Cause chicks dig it.

blakjeezis
01-10-2006, 06:25 PM
<p>On the real, I think it has something to do with marketing and
endorsement deals. As I sit here writing this, however, I cannot
imagine what that something could possibly be, but I remember hearing
that at some point in time. Or it might just be that they don't want
chaw juice on their Bruno Magli's.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br />


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jimmyNYC
01-10-2006, 06:43 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Why is it that you will see Joe Torre wearing a Yankees uniform but you wont see Bill Parcells wearing a football jersey shoulder pads, and a football helmet, or Pat Riley wearing a Heat uniform. Is it that because baseball managers are allowed to enter the field of play&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />it goes back to the days of the&nbsp;player/manager. since everyone who was eligible to play had to be in uniform so did the managers since in the old days they played as well. its an outdated custom. but baseball is one of the slowest in changing their customs.

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mdr55
01-10-2006, 06:45 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><strong><font size="1">Why do baseball managers wear uniforms?</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p>

<br />Cuz if they were wearing a suit, people might think they're Dracula.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

asayresk
01-10-2006, 08:32 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Why is it that you will see Joe Torre wearing a Yankees uniform but you wont see Bill Parcells wearing a football jersey shoulder pads, and a football helmet, or Pat Riley wearing a Heat uniform. Is it that because baseball managers are allowed to enter the field of play&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />it goes back to the days of the&nbsp;player/manager. since everyone who was eligible to play had to be in uniform so did the managers since in the old days they played as well. its an outdated custom. but baseball is one of the slowest in changing their customs. <img height="98" src="http://hometown.aol.com/jimmmyob666/myhomepage/skyline2.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US" width="288" align="left" border="0" /><p><br />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">When Joe Torre was with the METS he use to play and manage. Thats why I love baseball cause even the bat boy has a change to get an at bat in an extra innings</font></p>

PapaBear
01-10-2006, 08:47 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><strong><font size="1">Why do baseball managers wear uniforms?</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Would you rather see them naked?</p><p><img height="349" src="http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/art/sports/allstar/gallery/allstar_game/photos/photo09.jpg" width="280" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=PapaBear" border="0" />Citizens for Cigar Sid &amp; Bitz... 2006!!!

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SilentSpic
01-10-2006, 09:22 PM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">but you wont see Bill
Parcells wearing a football jersey shoulder pads, and a football
helmet, or Pat Riley wearing a Heat uniform.</font></p><p>For that reason.&nbsp;</p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black" />

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A.J.
01-10-2006, 10:31 PM
<p>I think Connie Mack was the last (if not the only) manager to not wear a uniform.</p><p><img height="359" src="http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseballlibrary/photos/Mack_Thomas_McInnis.jpg" width="435" border="0" /></p>

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TheMojoPin
01-11-2006, 06:26 AM
<p>A baseball uniform is more condusive to being worn by a manager than basketball, hockey or football because there aren't any pads and it covers every part of their typically out of shape bodies.&nbsp; I don't know, it just feels right that a baseball manager wears the uniform.&nbsp; Anyone in the dugout not wearing one looks totally out of place.&nbsp; Generals wear uniforms, dammit!</p><p>But that said, I wish football coaches went back to wearing suits.&nbsp; It always looked so badass.&nbsp; They look like a bunch of pep squad feebs these days.</p>

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WRESTLINGFAN
01-11-2006, 04:28 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>A baseball uniform is more condusive to being worn by a manager than basketball, hockey or football because there aren't any pads and it covers every part of their typically out of shape bodies.&nbsp; I don't know, it just feels right that a baseball manager wears the uniform.&nbsp; Anyone in the dugout not wearing one looks totally out of place.&nbsp; Generals wear uniforms, dammit!</p><p>But that said, I wish football coaches went back to wearing suits.&nbsp; It always looked so badass.&nbsp; They look like a bunch of pep squad feebs these days.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> <br />Dancing with the women at the bar... &lt;&lt; He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais &gt;&gt; &quot;You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad...&quot;<p>I totally agree about the footbal head coach wearing suits Mojo, coaches need to dress like Vince Lombardi</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img title="vl" height="526" alt="vl" src="http://www.leaguelineup.com/seadragons/images/LOMBARDICELEBRATION.bmp" width="382" border="0" /><br /></p>

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Greggie44
01-11-2006, 04:34 PM
Lombardi, also&nbsp;had a cock the size of a man's arm.

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PapaBear
01-11-2006, 05:05 PM
<p>I agree about the suits. As much as I hate the Cowboys, Landry always looked stylish...</p><p><img src="http://www.chron.com/content/chronicle/special/00/talltx/landry.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>By the way.... what's up with Lombardi wearing athletic shoes with a suit, in that pic?</p>

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TheMojoPin
01-11-2006, 06:00 PM
<p>A friend of mine at work said today that apparently the NFL effectively banned coaches from wearing suits.</p><p>Yeah, it didn't make any sense to me either.</p>

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PapaBear
01-11-2006, 06:02 PM
They banned the suits because of assinine merchandising. They want people to buy the coach's polos from the NFL shops.

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TheMojoPin
01-11-2006, 06:27 PM
<p>So they really did ban suits?</p><p>Wow, that's terrible.</p>

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FUNKMAN
01-11-2006, 06:39 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Why do baseball managers wear uniforms?</font></strong> </p><p>so the birds don't shit on their lips</p>

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