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SpicyMcHaggis
01-12-2006, 06:12 AM
Yesterday.  With the girlfriend.  In the afternoon.  Her place.  One awesome hour.  Hooray for the 19 year old (me....she's eighteen, why am I telling you this?  Whatever.  I'm happy.).

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Dougie Brootal
01-12-2006, 06:29 AM
WELCOME TO THE CLUB!<img src="http://www.infinitehealth.biz/images/people/thumbs-up.jpg" border="0" /> I'll show you the secret handshake after recess!

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kevcala
01-12-2006, 06:35 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>One awesome hour.<br />
You misspelled 'Three awesome minutes', just a heads up.<br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>;)<br />
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FUNKMAN
01-12-2006, 06:39 AM
<p>Congrats!</p><p>Did you bleed?</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

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Dougie Brootal
01-12-2006, 06:43 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>One awesome hour.<br />You misspelled 'Three awesome minutes', just a heads up.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>;)<br /></p><p>BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EEVER READ ON THIS BOARD!<br /></p>

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Jennitalia
01-12-2006, 07:01 AM
<p>There's no way you lasted an hour on your first time. I call Shenannigans!</p><p>But Congrats on becoming a man!</p>

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Tall_James
01-12-2006, 07:07 AM
<p>Congratulations!&nbsp; But please be responsible. ALWAYS use protection!&nbsp; You don't need to become a father at 19 or catch the HIV.</p><p>Sorry to be a downer but its important to know this.</p>

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Iamnotatool
01-12-2006, 07:16 AM
He was fucking her bellybutton.

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Sheeplovr
01-12-2006, 07:27 AM
<p>did the neighbors complain about the too loud Marching band music </p><p><img width="273" height="225" border="0" src="http://www.ostrichink.com/nov2003/sister.jpg" /> </p>

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SpicyMcHaggis
01-12-2006, 08:38 AM
<p>Trust me in knowing all the saftey issues.&nbsp; She's on the pill and I used a condom anyway.&nbsp; As far as the hour, well, it was three sessions in one hour, if you must know.&nbsp; I'm not lying, and I'm trying to boast, it's just how we went at it.&nbsp; Of&nbsp;course we were friggin exhausted, but yeah, three sessions in one hour.&nbsp; </p>

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reeshy
01-12-2006, 09:30 AM
Loser!!!!!

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Sheeplovr
01-12-2006, 09:47 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">I'm not lying, and I'm trying to boast</font></p><p>isn't that Rappers Delight lyrics fallowed by &quot;
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast &quot;<br />
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FUNKMAN
01-12-2006, 09:50 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="0">I'm not lying, and I'm trying to boast</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>isn't that Rappers Delight lyrics fallowed by &quot; but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast &quot;<br /></p><p></p><p>no, it's &quot;i don't mean to brag i don't mean to boast&quot;</p><p>damn honkeys...</p>

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torker
01-12-2006, 01:13 PM
You should read her post on Wackbag.

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furie
01-12-2006, 01:16 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>why am I telling you this? Whatever. I'm happy.).<br />s'ok, i told everyone i met when i lost my virginity too.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>hell i still brag about it.&nbsp;</p>


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Bulldogcakes
01-12-2006, 03:24 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Yesterday.
With the girlfriend.&nbsp;Whats his name?

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XMRonFez
01-12-2006, 07:31 PM
<p>Bulldogcakes beat me to the joke, but I was going to ask. </p><p>By She's 18, Do you really mean HE's 18...?</p><p>Congratulations anyway... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p>

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Fallon
01-12-2006, 08:06 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Congratulations! But please be responsible. ALWAYS use protection! You don't need to become a father at 19 or catch the HIV.</p><p>Sorry to be a downer but its important to know this.</p>

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PapaBear
01-12-2006, 08:20 PM
<p>I lost my virginity</p><p>Did you look behind the couch?</p>

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FUNKMAN
01-12-2006, 08:27 PM
<p>thanks for reminding me, i haven't listened to this in a while</p><p><img src="http://actionradio.nl/getpicture.php?pictureid=2647" border="0" /></p>

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spoon
01-13-2006, 12:20 AM
Yah and your&nbsp;uncle Frank isn't 18 either.

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NickyL0885
01-13-2006, 02:25 AM
Congrats. I on the other hand still need to lose mine. Its a shame. A Damn Shame!<br />


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EliSnow
01-13-2006, 05:23 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>As far as the hour, well, it was three sessions in one hour, if you must know.&nbsp; I'm not lying, and I'm trying to boast, it's just how we went at it.&nbsp; </p><br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Ah, to be 18-19 again when this could happen every time you have sex, as opposed to rarely after the age of 30.</font>&nbsp;

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Patches
01-13-2006, 08:42 AM
<p>It doesn't count if you use a condom.</p>

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Sheeplovr
01-13-2006, 09:00 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">
Congrats. I on the other hand still need to lose mine. Its a shame. A Damn Shame!</font></p><p>&nbsp;from the user profile of NickyL0885 - Favorite band - Creed and Breaking Benjamin</p><p><br />
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Bestinshow
01-13-2006, 10:33 AM
<p>&quot;Of&nbsp;course we were friggin exhausted, but yeah, three sessions in one hour.&nbsp; &quot;</p><p>Just curious, were you charged by the session or the hour? And did they at least clean up between sessions?</p><img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/gpigking/myhomepage/xxbis.gif?mtbrand=aol_us" border="0" /> I am not part of any percentage. I am the Bestinshow Kiss a Doberman Today

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Jennitalia
01-13-2006, 10:40 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>As far as the hour, well, it was three sessions in one hour, if you must know.&nbsp; I'm not lying, and I'm trying to boast, it's just how we went at it.&nbsp; </p><br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Ah, to be 18-19 again when this could happen every time you have sex, as opposed to rarely after the age of 30.</font>&nbsp;&nbsp; Formerly MrTerrific Speak for yourself.&nbsp; I don't get it 3 times in a hour, but get it all the time at 33<br />

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EliSnow
01-13-2006, 10:53 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Speak for yourself.&nbsp; I don't get it 3 times in a hour, but get it all the time at 33<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">By rarely, I didn't mean the number of times I have&nbsp;sex, but the number of times I'm able to go three times in one hour.&nbsp; As a married man now, I'm having&nbsp;sex more often than when I was 18 or 19.&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></p>

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LiquidCourage
01-13-2006, 01:27 PM
The other day I tried throwing the &quot;reverse jackhammer&quot; on this girl.&nbsp; Worst idea ever.&nbsp; What a difficult position.&nbsp; You practically have to pull your weiner back between your legs like you're trying to make a 'mangina', then you have to do these squats instead of humping.&nbsp; After like 15 reps my legs were done.&nbsp; Started cramping up with Charlie Horses and all that.