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SpicyMcHaggis
01-12-2006, 06:12 AM
Yesterday. With the girlfriend. In the afternoon. Her place. One awesome hour. Hooray for the 19 year old (me....she's eighteen, why am I telling you this? Whatever. I'm happy.).
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Dougie Brootal
01-12-2006, 06:29 AM
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kevcala
01-12-2006, 06:35 AM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>One awesome hour.<br />
You misspelled 'Three awesome minutes', just a heads up.<br />
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FUNKMAN
01-12-2006, 06:39 AM
<p>Congrats!</p><p>Did you bleed?</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>
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Dougie Brootal
01-12-2006, 06:43 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p> </p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>One awesome hour.<br />You misspelled 'Three awesome minutes', just a heads up.<br /><p> </p><p>;)<br /></p><p>BWAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EEVER READ ON THIS BOARD!<br /></p>
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Jennitalia
01-12-2006, 07:01 AM
<p>There's no way you lasted an hour on your first time. I call Shenannigans!</p><p>But Congrats on becoming a man!</p>
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Tall_James
01-12-2006, 07:07 AM
<p>Congratulations! But please be responsible. ALWAYS use protection! You don't need to become a father at 19 or catch the HIV.</p><p>Sorry to be a downer but its important to know this.</p>
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Iamnotatool
01-12-2006, 07:16 AM
He was fucking her bellybutton.
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Sheeplovr
01-12-2006, 07:27 AM
<p>did the neighbors complain about the too loud Marching band music </p><p><img width="273" height="225" border="0" src="http://www.ostrichink.com/nov2003/sister.jpg" /> </p>
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SpicyMcHaggis
01-12-2006, 08:38 AM
<p>Trust me in knowing all the saftey issues. She's on the pill and I used a condom anyway. As far as the hour, well, it was three sessions in one hour, if you must know. I'm not lying, and I'm trying to boast, it's just how we went at it. Of course we were friggin exhausted, but yeah, three sessions in one hour. </p>
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reeshy
01-12-2006, 09:30 AM
Loser!!!!!
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Sheeplovr
01-12-2006, 09:47 AM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">I'm not lying, and I'm trying to boast</font></p><p>isn't that Rappers Delight lyrics fallowed by "
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast "<br />
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FUNKMAN
01-12-2006, 09:50 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="0">I'm not lying, and I'm trying to boast</font> <p> </p><p>isn't that Rappers Delight lyrics fallowed by " but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast "<br /></p><p></p><p>no, it's "i don't mean to brag i don't mean to boast"</p><p>damn honkeys...</p>
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01-12-2006, 01:13 PM
You should read her post on Wackbag.
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furie
01-12-2006, 01:16 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>why am I telling you this? Whatever. I'm happy.).<br />s'ok, i told everyone i met when i lost my virginity too.<p> </p><p>hell i still brag about it. </p>
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Bulldogcakes
01-12-2006, 03:24 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Yesterday.
With the girlfriend. Whats his name?
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XMRonFez
01-12-2006, 07:31 PM
<p>Bulldogcakes beat me to the joke, but I was going to ask. </p><p>By She's 18, Do you really mean HE's 18...?</p><p>Congratulations anyway... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></p>
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Fallon
01-12-2006, 08:06 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Congratulations! But please be responsible. ALWAYS use protection! You don't need to become a father at 19 or catch the HIV.</p><p>Sorry to be a downer but its important to know this.</p>
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PapaBear
01-12-2006, 08:20 PM
<p>I lost my virginity</p><p>Did you look behind the couch?</p>
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FUNKMAN
01-12-2006, 08:27 PM
<p>thanks for reminding me, i haven't listened to this in a while</p><p><img src="http://actionradio.nl/getpicture.php?pictureid=2647" border="0" /></p>
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spoon
01-13-2006, 12:20 AM
Yah and your uncle Frank isn't 18 either.
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NickyL0885
01-13-2006, 02:25 AM
Congrats. I on the other hand still need to lose mine. Its a shame. A Damn Shame!<br />
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EliSnow
01-13-2006, 05:23 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>As far as the hour, well, it was three sessions in one hour, if you must know. I'm not lying, and I'm trying to boast, it's just how we went at it. </p><br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Ah, to be 18-19 again when this could happen every time you have sex, as opposed to rarely after the age of 30.</font>
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Patches
01-13-2006, 08:42 AM
<p>It doesn't count if you use a condom.</p>
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Sheeplovr
01-13-2006, 09:00 AM
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Congrats. I on the other hand still need to lose mine. Its a shame. A Damn Shame!</font></p><p> from the user profile of NickyL0885 - Favorite band - Creed and Breaking Benjamin</p><p><br />
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Bestinshow
01-13-2006, 10:33 AM
<p>"Of course we were friggin exhausted, but yeah, three sessions in one hour. "</p><p>Just curious, were you charged by the session or the hour? And did they at least clean up between sessions?</p><img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/gpigking/myhomepage/xxbis.gif?mtbrand=aol_us" border="0" /> I am not part of any percentage. I am the Bestinshow Kiss a Doberman Today
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Jennitalia
01-13-2006, 10:40 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>As far as the hour, well, it was three sessions in one hour, if you must know. I'm not lying, and I'm trying to boast, it's just how we went at it. </p><br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Ah, to be 18-19 again when this could happen every time you have sex, as opposed to rarely after the age of 30.</font> Formerly MrTerrific Speak for yourself. I don't get it 3 times in a hour, but get it all the time at 33<br />
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EliSnow
01-13-2006, 10:53 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Speak for yourself. I don't get it 3 times in a hour, but get it all the time at 33<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">By rarely, I didn't mean the number of times I have sex, but the number of times I'm able to go three times in one hour. As a married man now, I'm having sex more often than when I was 18 or 19. </font></p>
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LiquidCourage
01-13-2006, 01:27 PM
The other day I tried throwing the "reverse jackhammer" on this girl. Worst idea ever. What a difficult position. You practically have to pull your weiner back between your legs like you're trying to make a 'mangina', then you have to do these squats instead of humping. After like 15 reps my legs were done. Started cramping up with Charlie Horses and all that.
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