The Bet was a Push -- What's the Fair Result [Archive]

mikeyboy

01-14-2006, 05:00 PM

To define a littlea. Elfish wins everything.  Fez flies the Cosmic Circus and Crazy Jen to NYC, limo ride, Sardi's, stay at Fez's apartment.  Also, Fez and East Side Dave get their heads shaved and painted blue.b. Elfish wins the results of his last bet - This was a triple or nothinbg bet, and no one won, so it goes back to Elfish's win last week.  In other words, Fez pays for train tickets to NYC for Elfish and Cigar Sid.  Elfish and Sid stay at his apartment.  Fez and East Side Dave get their heads shaved.c. No one wins.  Everyone walks away with nothing.  This is also the same as "Fez wins", because this is what Fez would have gotten if the Seahawks won by more than 10d. footrace between Elfish and Fez.  Fez and Elfish (two heart patients) would race against each other to determine the winner.e. Fez races against the Cosmic Circus.  Fez races against any member of the Cosmic Circus (or Crazy Jen) to determine the winner.  Note -- Crazy Jen beat Fez handily in the Tim Harmon 10K last yearf. Everybody gives Ron $2.  Self-explanatory.

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suggums

01-14-2006, 05:02 PM

I think these guys got it on lock.<img border="0" src="http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/9130/twobucksbig3cy.jpg" /> 

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suggums

01-14-2006, 05:07 PM

But really Elfish better get something.  After all these weeks of ridiculousness they can't just call everything off.  That half point technicality better go a long way in preventing this from ending. 

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mothershucker

01-14-2006, 05:08 PM

No, it was a push. Fez gave 10 (Why, no one will ever know). Shave that heart atack victims head. Enough of these "second" chances.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

xtokenentryx

01-14-2006, 05:09 PM

not to be a nitpicky nelson, but you forgot about the Foreigner greatest hits cd. best part.

Greggie44

01-14-2006, 05:14 PM

but it's ron who gives out the 2 dollars

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Greggie44

01-14-2006, 05:15 PM

quote: not to be a nitpicky nelson, but you forgot about the Foreigner greatest hits cd. best part.He probably was trying to forget that part. 

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Earlshog

01-14-2006, 05:20 PM

I'm sure Fez is looking for a loophole... good luck bro <img src="http://www.rrc.mb.ca/portrait/Jan2002/Jericho5.jpg" border="0" />

sirRX7

01-14-2006, 05:24 PM

I gotta recheck the show but didn't Ronnie ask what happens if the game ends in a push? He seemed kinda pissed that 5 weeks of betting would amount to nothing.

mikeyboy

01-14-2006, 05:26 PM

quote: I gotta recheck the show but didn't Ronnie ask what happens if the game ends in a push? He seemed kinda pissed that 5 weeks of betting would amount to nothing. I believe he asked, but didn't get a clear answer.  Fez just said something off the cuff about a footrace.

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bobrobot

01-14-2006, 05:39 PM

Here's the only known picture of Elfish in a footrace.  <img title="Ancient Elfish" height="280" alt="Ancient Elfish" src="http://www.sikyon.com/Athens/Classic/images/vase09.jpg" width="180" border="0" />

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BigASSMember

01-14-2006, 05:51 PM

i think you forgot one option...Ron climbes to the top of the George Washington Bridge 

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TheMojoPin

01-14-2006, 06:54 PM

I've got a write-in...Elfish gets everything he's owed from Fez...but he's never allowed to discuss it on the air ever again.

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ADF

01-14-2006, 07:21 PM

I'm going with the footrace option.  Neither one is in top physical shape.  Unbiased observers in each locale can measure the time it takes each participant to run an agreed-upon distance.  Failure to arrive at such an agreement should, in my opinion, move the bet to next week's game with Fez taking the side of the Seahawks and Elfish of the Carolina/Chicago winner.  This match would be straight-up with no point spread. 

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Gvac

01-14-2006, 07:30 PM

Of course the only fair option is that everybody gives Ron 2 bucks.

It's the least he deserves for putting up with all of this aggrivation for the past month.

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Tazz

01-14-2006, 07:47 PM

Who gives a fuck? 

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Doctor Manhattan

01-14-2006, 07:49 PM

I say Fez get his head shaved for the Harry/Thantastic StandUp bet from last year, and Elfish is forced to sing Beatles songs.<a href="http://www.xmradio.com/programming/channel_page.jsp?ch=202" target="_blank"><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=skw" border="0" /></a>

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Death Metal Moe

01-14-2006, 07:55 PM

ELFISH WINS EVERYTHING!ELFISH WINS EVERYTHING!DON'T MAKE A FUCKING MANIAC OUT OF ME!!!!

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bones13

01-14-2006, 08:00 PM

Elfish is owed something...Fez got the redskins out of the playoffs..period

bones13

01-14-2006, 08:04 PM

Fez put a bounty out..he loses

PapaBear

01-14-2006, 08:53 PM

If it reverts to last week's bet (which it should) they did include Perry and Cigar Sid/Fat Baby on the train ride. No limo or anything, but train ride and a night at Fez's. They did discuss a foot race, but it was obviously a joke. Fez can't participate in a race at this stage in his recovery.Personally, all I wanted out of this whole thing was to get the guys into the studio. It would be a hell of a lot of fun to have Elfish, Perry, and Fat Baby in studio once again. It would be nice if they included Crazy Jen, too!

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Death Metal Moe

01-14-2006, 08:55 PM

They MUST include Crazy Jenn, and she must wear hip hugger jeans, and we must get more pics.

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libbyzibby

01-14-2006, 09:33 PM

In a double or nothing or triple or what ever the hell this one is, you have to WIN for the bet to be over.....to get back to nothing youhave to actually beat your opponentthat did not happen

Dirtybird12

01-14-2006, 09:38 PM

Sun Jan 15,Circus Freaks,A brand new episode of The Cosmic Circus has been posted on our website - <a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/" target="_self">http://www.TheCosmicCircus.com</a> This weeks show: Tommy Lee's booking agent - Giant Brian finds God and turns his back on fake radio - Perrynoid interviews Sidney Hale: (a man who was arrested for accidentally shooting his friend ) Fake Radio's Football Expert -Johnny Lombardi talks about the Redskins / Seahawks game - Fans on The Ron and Fez Show on XM 202 - Find out what a pissed off  Elfish had to say about his bet with Fez - following the Redskins loss. Thanks for listening Stay Fake <a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/" target="_blank">www.TheCosmicCircus.com</a>  <a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/skins.jpg" border="0" /></a> U may not like us - but U will still listen

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PapaBear

01-14-2006, 09:40 PM

Just downloaded it. Gettin' ready to listen right now, since I've failed TWICE this week, to correctly record the Shield.Once again... with a push... last week's bet should be honored.

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BoondockSaint

01-14-2006, 09:56 PM

Who is the bookie in this?  Because in the case of a push the vig is still owed, right?

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FUNKMAN

01-14-2006, 10:01 PM

have to admit i'm getting tired of this drama... this weeks bet is null and void, go back to last weeks bet. hopefully they don't milk this thing for a bunch of airtime

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Stankfoot

01-15-2006, 03:54 AM

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000698/">Willy Wonka</a>:  ...... so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir! <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0016776/">Grandpa Joe</a>: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster! <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000698/">Willy Wonka</a>: I said "Good day!"  <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/wonka.jpg" border="0" />

sirRX7

01-15-2006, 04:24 AM

OK, so it comes down to a footrace.... err...umm... QUESTION. Who foots the bill for the Cosmic Circus to come to the City and race??? Travel is an important part of the bet.BTW, I'm all for the Crazy Jen hip hugger pics.

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Death Metal Moe

01-15-2006, 05:25 AM

quote: OK, so it comes down to a footrace.... err...umm... QUESTION. Who foots the bill for the Cosmic Circus to come to the City and race??? Travel is an important part of the bet.BTW, I'm all for the Crazy Jen hip hugger pics.This message was edited by sirRX7 on 1-15-06 @ 8:28 AM Ask and ye shall receive:<img src="http://www.unhallowed.com/sigs/CrazyJenn.jpg" border="0" />We all look forward so some more shots like this!

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East Side Dave

01-15-2006, 06:46 AM

Maybe we should shave half our heads and fly Elfish to Camden, New Jersey...about half the distance.

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XMRonFez

01-15-2006, 07:11 AM

I personally think Ron has suffered the most because of this bit. Give Ron his money and let this bet go away quietly... 

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jlehane

01-15-2006, 08:06 AM

If Fez entered a sprint race with any of Cosmic Circus,he'd win,even against Jen,but he can't run now because of the heart attack so Ron would have to NOT allow it due to health problems.That can't happen.

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curtoid

01-15-2006, 08:17 AM

Jen beat Fez at the 5K race two years in a row, but everyone else he should do well against - personally, I think they just go back to the bet from two weeks ago, with a couple of considerations - Fez shaves the head, he pays for Elfish (and maybe Sid & Perry up, by Greyhound) to come up for the day - they sit in on the show, hang out afterwards, and then return to DC. Done!

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TheRealEddie

01-15-2006, 08:53 AM

So on the replay Ron says that he will open a vein if its a push. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/ohmy.gif" /> 

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lleeder

01-15-2006, 08:54 AM

I say Fez shaves his head and Elfish stays home so we don't have to hear more of him on the air then we have already endured over the last month.

Crazy Jen

01-15-2006, 09:17 AM

Oh poor Elfish looks like the seahawks won               I guess your dream of Sardis is done               You rode Fezzys tail with your Elvis bit              But now im sad to say that you have to quit              Buy your own ticket or take the bus              to be drunk and angry and put up a fuss                But if one day you really should win              Elfish you should take your kin

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MilkmanDann

01-15-2006, 10:08 AM

quote: Maybe we should shave half our heads and fly Elfish to Camden, New Jersey...about half the distance.<img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Hear me saturday nights Midnight to 6 and miscellaneous days- 95.9 The RAT; <a href="http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/">blog</a> I think a live show in Camden right on a corner would be great. Good suggestion ESD. Ron could get anything he ever needed there.

Mr.Pants

01-15-2006, 10:13 AM

Fez offered a tie breaker to race any of the Cosmic Circus. This wasn't well thought but was still offered. This all but insures victory for Elfish for the entire prize because of Fez's health. But wait, Elfish says on the Cosmic Circus wants no part of any tie breaker and says some nonsense about being the house. He's angry at Ron and Fez now and hasn't even talked to them. I have no sympathy for that guy anymore. The extra 1/2 point and the push were gifts from heaven and he takes a big dump on them.

danwrightlive

01-15-2006, 02:03 PM

Nobody goes to NY. Everyone has to shave their head. Elfish gets to keep all the hair. There is never another football bet or head shaving bet, ever. Most importantly, it is never spoken of ever again.

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Death Metal Moe

01-15-2006, 02:45 PM

I agree that maybe head shaving bets should be banned, but bets of humiliation and other types of fun stuff should remain.  It's just that the head shaving angle is so WWF.  It's over and done with.

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torker

01-15-2006, 03:51 PM

The time has come To say fair’s fair To pay the rent For Fez to shave his hair<img height="168" src="http://www.magieheim.at/keltica/me/cyberlinks/pete_garrett(midnight_oil).jpg" width="251" border="0" />

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Godzoox

01-15-2006, 04:20 PM

Sports Gambling"PUSH" Definition: 
A tie <a href="http://sportsgambling.about.com/od/sportsgamblingbasics/g/ATS.htm">against the spread</a>. On straight <a href="http://sportsgambling.about.com/od/sportsgamblingbasics/g/Bet.htm">bets</a> the result is "no action." All monies are returned as if the bet had never been made.

Heather 8

01-15-2006, 05:03 PM

Dammit... ignore me 


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FUNKMAN

01-15-2006, 05:15 PM

speaking of PUSH<img height="266" src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/training_day/ethan_hawke/training.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

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torker

01-15-2006, 05:19 PM

speaking of PUSH<img height="266" src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/training_day/ethan_hawke/training.jpg" width="400" border="0" />No, but thanks for asking.

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FUNKMAN

01-15-2006, 05:30 PM

No, but thanks for asking.don't flatter yourself....

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samnyc

01-15-2006, 06:14 PM

Is Elfish living with his parents now?

spoon

01-16-2006, 02:06 AM

Fuckin A could we just end this damn shit.  Let's face it, Elfish didn't even want to keep this thing going, but did due to R/F pressure.  I can't stand him on the radio, but if Fez gave him 10 pts., it's a fucking push and the bet reverts back to where they started.  However, if this bet means Crazy Jen and fucking Circus Freak with his constant plugs which plague this very site have to be in studio, I say fuck that and his sorry Redskin ass.  Pay up on the head shave and work it out with Elfish, but please don't put those air-starved fucktarts on the radio.  Keep circus freak (perry) on that awful fake radio show that nobody gives a shit about where he belongs.  And if they continue the bet (ADF), you can't hand out a favorite playing at home to one guy and say the other doesn't get a spread.  That's real fair right?  Please end this shit, holy fuck.<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

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spoon

01-16-2006, 02:15 AM

And what's wrong with PB wanting these re-re's up in the studio?  Is this a DC unite thing or am I missing something?  It must have something to do with the Don and Mike in the water if you actually think that crew is ever fucking funny.  Even worse, Moe thinks that pale clown looking hick with a fake accent is attractive.  What the fuck is wrong with you people?  Moe's post is more annoying than this whole bet playing out on air.

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PapaBear

01-16-2006, 02:45 AM

quote: And what's wrong with PB wanting these re-re's up in the studio?  Is this a DC unite thing or am I missing something?  It must have something to do with the Don and Mike in the water if you actually think that crew is ever fucking funny.  Even worse, Moe thinks that pale clown looking hick with a fake accent is attractive.  What the fuck is wrong with you people?  Moe's post is more annoying than this whole bet playing out on air.<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain! Damn you Spoon! Just when I was liking you... you had to get me all riled up.. when I'm too drunk to write!Moe realised that Jen was cool (even thought he was against her, in the beginning), when he heard her defend herself on the Cosmic Circus.Cigar Sid (FatBaby) is radio GOLD...  Perrynoid is the Patsy Cline/Paul Westerberg of radio.Elfish is the greatest example, of team pride....   He doesn't back down.... even if it means giving up his best friends.Having these people in studio will be better than, Iris making out with Gail O!

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PapaBear

01-16-2006, 02:48 AM

PS... THE CHARGERS SUCK!!!

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spoon

01-16-2006, 03:27 AM

quote Damn you Spoon! Just when I was liking you... you had to get me all riled up.. when I'm too drunk to write!Moe realised that Jen was cool (even thought he was against her, in the beginning), when he heard her defend herself on the Cosmic Circus.Cigar Sid (FatBaby) is radio GOLD...  Perrynoid is the Patsy Cline/Paul Westerberg of radio.Elfish is the greatest example, of team pride....   He doesn't back down.... even if it means giving up his best friends.Having these people in studio will be better than, Iris making out with Gail O!<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=PapaBear" border="0" />Citizens for Cigar Sid & Bitz... 2006!!!1)  Moe only made nice with Jen bc he can't get ass on his own and he salivates any time someone mentions his name on any show, real or fake.  The fatty masturbates to his own photoshop pics.  2)  Truthfully I have nothing against Sid (I've hardly heard him) and Elfish as I fully support him collecting the original bet.  He seems like a nice enough guy as I've talked hockey and bullshit with him on IM in the past few weeks.  3)  As for Jen and CF, they're radio whores and I can't fucking take it.  Sure I have a current beef with CF in terms of football, but outside of his songs here and there he's tough to listen to.  Jen is just radio trash through and through.  So I just hope they get phased out of this whole situation and it gets figured out between Fez, Elf and Betty (ESD).  4)  The more appropriate way to say that is Marty Blows!!  2007:  Year of the 3rd and long run up the middle!!!  Oh wait, that's every Marty year!

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jimmyNYC

01-16-2006, 04:16 AM

quote:Fez
gave Elfish 10 points in the Redskins vs. Seahawks Playoff game. The
game ended up being a push. 
 seahawks 20 - 'skins (10 + 9.5) = 19.5  how is it a push if the seahawks won by 1/2 a point?

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Dirtybird12

01-16-2006, 04:30 AM

spoon -you may not like us - but you will still listen  <a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/skins.jpg" border="0" /></a>

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angelinad128

01-16-2006, 05:08 AM

I don't understand what the push means. The last bet was Fez taking the Seahawks to win. Dont they always talk about "Gentleman Bet"? I just finished listening to Elfish on the Cosmic Circus & he says he won. Didn't Fez win since his team won?  I confused......<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" /> 

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TheRealEddie

01-16-2006, 05:09 AM

quote:quote:Fez
gave Elfish 10 points in the Redskins vs. Seahawks Playoff game. The
game ended up being a push. 
 seahawks 20 - 'skins (10 + 9.5) = 19.5 how is it a push if the seahawks won by 1/2 a point? Fez gave Elfish 10 pts, not 9.5. That is why it is a push. So effectively the Skins started the game up 10 points. This was NOT a gentleman's bet as both sides agreed that the Seahawks were the clear favorite. A push in betting circles means a tie, which often means that the bet is void. So technically it looks like the bet should revert to the outcome of the first double or nothing bet.   

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jimmyNYC

01-16-2006, 05:15 AM

quote: quote:quote:Fez
gave Elfish 10 points in the Redskins vs. Seahawks Playoff game. The
game ended up being a push. 
 seahawks 20 - 'skins (10 + 9.5) = 19.5 how is it a push if the seahawks won by 1/2 a point? Fez
gave Elfish 10 pts, not 9.5. That is why it is a push. 
 
 
 thanks i didn't know that fez gave him the full 10pts. 


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angelinad128

01-16-2006, 05:19 AM

ok I think I understand now. So if Fez didn't say anything about giving 10 points, he would have won? 

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TheRealEddie

01-16-2006, 05:44 AM

quote:ok I think I understand now. So if Fez didn't say anything about giving 10 points, he would have won? 

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spoon

01-16-2006, 11:16 AM

quote: ok I think I understand now. So if Fez didn't say anything about giving 10 points, he would have won? myspace.com/angelinad128 Yet Elfish then would have been a fool to take such a uneven bet.  The spread is there to even out the matchups, taking into account talent levels, key injuries and home field advantage (for some teams it's greater than for others, eg. Washinton and KC).  Picking NFL games without a spread isn't all that hard.  Just look at our R/F pick'em league.  Most players involved averaged 6 out of every 10 games right, with the top teams picking over 70% of the games correctly. 

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Mr.Pants

01-16-2006, 11:16 AM

Actually, a caller suggested 10 points and Fez agreed even though the line was 9 at the time as Fez pointed out. If the caller had a sports page in front of him he probably would have suggested 9 and we wouldn't have this contreversy. Which makes Elfish flying off the handle right now silly because he's lucky to still be in this.

rooter

01-17-2006, 09:47 AM

I vote for a footrace.  That way Fez can have another heart attack and we can have our beloved Soundboard Fezzy back! By
the way, if you parlay a bet with a bookie and one of the bets is a
push and the rest win, the push bet gets thrown out and the result paid
is the value of all other wins without the push bet.  This bet is
basically a 3 week parlay. Hope that makes sense.

curtoid

01-17-2006, 10:28 AM

quote: I vote for a footrace.  That way Fez can have another heart attack and we can have our beloved Soundboard Fezzy back!  But what if both have a heart attack?<img height="250" src="http://emsblog.typepad.com/sanford3.jpeg" width="188" border="0" /> 

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Mr.Pants

01-17-2006, 12:09 PM

Will Fez let Elfish share an ambulance?

ADF

01-17-2006, 01:19 PM

quote: And if they continue the bet (ADF), you can't hand out a favorite playing at home to one guy and say the other doesn't get a spread. That's real fair right? Please end this shit, holy fuck. My intention was to not create a situation resulting in another tie.  Another option would be to give the points and, in result of a tie, say that either Fez or Elfish wins.  Of course, if it's a half point scenario, that's moot.

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FUNKMAN

01-17-2006, 01:26 PM

why can't people understand the push...if you've won two bets ex. 2 one hundred dollar bets and you are up 2 hundred dollars. then you lay that two hundred on a third bet and that bet pushes, you do not lose your 200 dollars, the 3rd bet is as if it was never made

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David Lee Kinison

01-17-2006, 02:33 PM

First I would like to thank my friend Lonny for the use of his computer. I have not lost.....thanx Bro the "200" bucks are still mineDLK

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FUNKMAN

01-17-2006, 02:36 PM

thanx Bro the "200" bucks are still mineEXACTLY!looks like you may never see it. live and learn not to bet Fez in the future...

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David Lee Kinison

01-17-2006, 03:07 PM

No fun without the K man DLK

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Mr.Pants

01-17-2006, 04:42 PM

I have my doubts whether the Seahawks are going to see that $100.

shea_00

01-17-2006, 04:54 PM

am i the only one who can't wait for this damn thing to finally be over with????

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nevnut

01-22-2006, 07:43 AM

Please clarify for me as I only caught bits and pieces the other day, Fez took the Jackasses and Elfish the Steelers?

Dirtybird12

01-22-2006, 07:56 AM

This thread is SO - <img height="400" src="http://www.clubplanet.com/news/blogpics/jason.jpg" width="203" border="0" />It never dies! Fez and Elfish have a straight up bet. No points.  Fez has Denver and Hellfish has the Steelers. If Fez wins -NOTHING HAPPENS. If the Fish wins- I THINK Mr. Whatley goes to DC. Takes Elfish to the Hardcock Cafe &  buys him dinner and drinks,  Fez ALSO  has to have his head shaved and painted blue on the show. - Thats where it was last time I heard. My predictions since you asked, is - Denver will win ( sorry Fish)  and the Panther will win. THEN - Denver beats the Panthers in the superbowl. Den 24 - Steelers 21<a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/"><img src="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/sigpics/GEORGE.jpg" border="0" /></a>

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nevnut

01-22-2006, 08:25 AM

I really hate the Socnorb's and don't care alot for the steelers so I'm rootin' for pittsburg for the good radio!!!!!!

Mr.Pants

01-22-2006, 11:03 AM

I think Drunk Elfish and Sober Elfish negotiate different terms. Drunk Elfish still insists he's getting a set of tires. Ron won't be happy unless at least one of the two are punished.

mikeyboy

01-22-2006, 11:56 AM

Pittsburgh 10 - Denver 3, 2nd Quarter, the Broncos just got on the board with a FG.If Pittsburgh wins, Elfish wins, and I'm not even sure what that entails at this pointIf Denver wins, nothing happens (i.e. no radio payoff)

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spoon

01-22-2006, 12:18 PM

Looks like all one needs to do in order to have their team win is have Fez bet against them!Pitt 17  Denver 3

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Mr.Pants

01-22-2006, 12:19 PM

I swear I think I heard Jim Nantz challenge Phil Simms to 100 yard dash.

spoon

01-22-2006, 12:24 PM

Did anyone put their hair on the line?

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spoon

01-22-2006, 12:26 PM

Uh oh, 24-3!  This one he can't possibly back out of, can he?

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FUNKMAN

01-22-2006, 12:28 PM

Fez must be pulling his hair out! maybe trying to get a head start <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />

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mikeyboy

01-22-2006, 12:36 PM

quote: Did anyone put their hair on the line?Yeah, I think Fez's head shaving/Blue Man Group bit is back on the table.  I think ESD is off the hook now, though. 

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curtoid

01-22-2006, 12:36 PM

Hell to the YEAH!

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FUNKMAN

01-22-2006, 12:38 PM

ESD is off the hook nowESD is always 'off the hook'  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />

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mikeyboy

01-22-2006, 12:39 PM

quote: Hell to the YEAH! That's never going to catch on. 

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spoon

01-22-2006, 12:39 PM

Yah, I knew that one MB.  I was talking about Simms and Nantz.  So how is it that ESD's bet has just been forgotten?  Cue ball his drunk dialing ass!

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FUNKMAN

01-22-2006, 01:01 PM

so what kind of hat do you think would look good on Fez?<img height="199" src="http://www.millerhats.com/productimages/304.jpg" width="264" border="0" />

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TheRealEddie

01-22-2006, 01:13 PM

You know this bet has gone on long enough when noone knows the terms of it anymore.  Doesnt look good for Fez... 

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PapaBear

01-22-2006, 01:34 PM

It's a train ride for Elfish, dinner at the Hard Rock in NY, stay at Fez's, Fez cuts hair, and Fez does Blue Man. That's what they agreed to at the end of Friday's show.

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spoon

01-22-2006, 01:36 PM

Funk, I'm going with this hat. And this pic also answers the question of what would it look like if we combined Ron/Fez & Black Earl.Enjoy!<img src="http://www.spookshop.com/images/hats/fez.jpg" border="0" />

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bobrobot

01-22-2006, 01:37 PM

quote: (i.e. no radio payoff)  This guy knows about paying off...<img title="Murray the K" height="345" alt="Murray the K" src="http://www.recordresearch.com/Album_Photos/images/ZZZVarious_Murray%20the%20K.jpg" width="344" border="0" /> 

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spoon

01-22-2006, 01:38 PM

Here's a screen name for someone!<img src="http://www.perpetualkid.com/homepage_images/fez-monkey.gif" border="0" />

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MilkmanDann

01-22-2006, 01:43 PM

Cmon Denver, still time. Fez has had too much stress lately.

spoon

01-22-2006, 01:46 PM

a little closer, but still bleak 

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spoon

01-22-2006, 02:03 PM

It's over Johnny!

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Godzoox

01-22-2006, 02:05 PM

I'm not The Amazing Kreskin but anyone see this rolling over into the super bowl heh...

spoon

01-22-2006, 02:15 PM

But your name is in fact God....zoox!  So you tell us.<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

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spot

01-22-2006, 02:20 PM

I agree..they'll drag this out till the "Big Game".

FUNKMAN

01-22-2006, 02:26 PM

i think it should go like this:Elfish gets to win/keep all parts of this bet on the Pit/Den game except Fez shaving his head. The only way Fez can save his hair is by winning a Super Bowl bet and Elfish has nothing laying on the line

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spoon

01-22-2006, 02:33 PM

FUNK that man!  Fez got way too many chances already.  I love the show and the boys, but time to pay up.  Can you imagine if Billy welched this many times? 

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MilkmanDann

01-22-2006, 02:47 PM

I say welch, but bluehead Fez needs to happen.

FUNKMAN

01-22-2006, 02:51 PM

yeah but Elfish can put alot in his pocket.  i could be wrong but i feel Fez is really dreading shaving his hair. being he had a heart attack i would rather not see him get too stressed about it. then Elfish has nothing to lose on making the Super Bowl bet, it's only a chance for Fez to save his hair.  I think mostly everyone wants to see Elfish get all the other things he won and wouldn't mind just a "Fez headshave" bet.BUT! If Elfish agrees to lay everything on the line on the Super Bowl then he's being a Fool...

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