We need to stop drunk dialing

[Snoogans]

<p>Though sadly, last night i dont think was drunk dialing.</p><p>East Side Dave called me at 5 am to come out and chill. He didnt really sound drunk but still, 5 am.&nbsp;</p><p>A couple weeks ago, he called me every half hour from midnight to 3 am tryin to get me to go out. What is with the drunk dial&nbsp;</p>

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[spoon]

It looks like Betty has a crush on someone!&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />

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[mikeyboy]

<p>East Side Dave and Snoogans:</p><p><img height="200" src="http://www.corante.com/mooreslore/img/the%20cable%20guy.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

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[Dirtybird12]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>East Side Dave and Snoogans:</p><p><img height="200" src="http://www.corante.com/mooreslore/img/the%20cable%20guy.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>Classic. </p><p>Hey be thankful you don't get those 3 am Elfish calls. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /></p><br />

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LOL - nice try kid. Try a bigger banner.

[spoon]

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[spoon]

<p>Here's a pic of East Side Betty.&nbsp; &quot;Snoogs, yo snoogs!&nbsp; Come on, let's hang dude!............&nbsp; No!&nbsp; I won't hold!!&nbsp; Click</p><p><img alt="DRUNK O RLY OWL" src="http://www.orlyowls.com/submit/images/drunkowl.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by spoon on 1-21-06 @ 12:47 PM</font>

[Gvac]

This is precisely why my phone is turned off when I go to bed. I realize that if there's ever an emergency of any sort I won't know about it until I wake up, but I'm willing to play the percentages.

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[ShelleBink]

<p>Ironically, none these people calling all hours of the night are your girlfriend.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Should I worry?&nbsp;</p>

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[DreamWeaver]

I just wanted to know how to make a gravity bong...figured you were the one to ask.

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[TheGameHHH]

Snoogs does have a pretty cool gravity bong right in his room, I'm sure he'd love to share his methods of construction.

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[Snoogans]

no she posted that cause she called me at 3 am one night to find out how to make one, and she didnt even call, she had her friend call so that i had no clue what the fuck was going on.<br />

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[spoon]

I hear Dave's smashed right now on the radio.&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that's Rat Rock!!!

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[spoon]

Where's James??

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[Snoogans]

I wanna make a point that Dave wasnt drunk, he was just awake and bored at 5 am. He wasnt drunk at all. Seriously

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[spoon]

Yah, bored with Vodka!

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[spoon]

Oh, and how's Earl hanging?&nbsp; I hear he does his yoga at 5am!

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[spoon]

Edit


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<font color=black>This message was edited by spoon on 1-22-06 @ 1:24 AM</font>

[Snoogans]

Seriously, Dave wasnt drunk

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[Snoogans]

Dave swears he only drank red bulls

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[spoon]

<p>To wash down the shrooms right?</p>

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[spoon]

WWRD?

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[spoon]

I love my shmon shmez . shnet!!!!

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[spoon]

Yah I bet that went well!&nbsp; ESD represented himself in court.

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[Snoogans]

dave's a little fucked up right now, and let dead air go on the rat. Lay of the percasets david

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[FUNKMAN]

maybe he's just not getting enough sleep and just real tired. that overnight shift is tough. hope he ain't on no pills cause i'll be pissed...

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[Snoogans]

Yea dave is taking the 15 seconds of dead air pills

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[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="1">Yea dave is taking the 15 seconds of dead air pills </font></p><p>yeah but you know that's a gateway drug... it will eventually leady to 20 second pills</p>

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[spoon]

The Carrot Top of night radio, East Side Dave!!!&nbsp; Only if Carrot Top was smashed.

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[spoon]

<p>East Side Dave Fun Fact:&nbsp; Guess who's the illegitimate child of Barry Manilow?</p>

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[spoon]

<a href="http://webmusicvideo.com/bands/eastsidedave/">http://webmusicvideo.com/bands/eastsidedave/</a>

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[Snoogans]

18 seconds dead air, new record, 41 seconds total

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[spoon]

<p>Counted them off myself.&nbsp; This show's a fucking awesome train-wreck!!</p>

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[tele7]

<p>I was in a cover band that played at a RAT xmas party about 6 years ago.&nbsp; I wonder if ESD was there?&nbsp; I know for sure I met a Rockin Robin and great person named Kristie.</p>

7 and a Switchblade

[spoon]

Go to WRAT.com right now and listen live to East Side Betty and his awful attempts to get back at Snoogs and I.&nbsp; However, it sure as hell beats fake radio!

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[tele7]

done and done

7 and a Switchblade

[spoon]

<p>Is this Rat Rock?!!</p><p><img src="http://james.wattyco.com/jammap12.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[tele7]

priceless!

7 and a Switchblade

[spoon]

<p>Nice!&nbsp; 9 more seconds for a total now of 52!!</p>

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[spoon]

I am the winner!&nbsp; Give me blue ducks!!!

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[spoon]

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[spoon]

<p><img height="100" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/6/6780349_a634ac3c44.jpg?v=0" width="100" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The belt is mine you lying fuck!!!&nbsp; </p>

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[spoon]

<p><img height="100" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/12/68780444_00e84ff5ac.jpg?v=0" width="100" border="0" /></p><p>Unblock that line you mother fucker!&nbsp; I have two requests for you right here!!</p>

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It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!

[tele7]

did that last break count as dead air?

7 and a Switchblade

[tele7]

kidding!&nbsp; well done

7 and a Switchblade

[spoon]

<h1>Well! You gonna dis me, boy, dis me to my face! <div /><div class="photoImgDiv"><img height="500" alt="" src="http://static.flickr.com/2/2380135_d3deb01963.jpg?v=0" width="375" border="0" /></div></h1><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Where is Boxy tonight anyway?&nbsp; Dam he would have enjoyed this one.</p>

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[spoon]

Dammit!&nbsp; Dave's smashed again.&nbsp; That request line better open up soon or I'll have to fix my old edit post bitch.&nbsp; WWWCD??????

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[spoon]

<p>Betty, you're in deeeeeeep shit now!&nbsp; What would Whinnie Cooper do?&nbsp; Hell, what would West Side Claire do?&nbsp; You need to address these important queries.&nbsp; How much you suffer will be constiuent upon your blood alchol level I guess.&nbsp; Time to snooze!</p><p>First the trivia, now the IQ.&nbsp; And if poor Snoogans is 50 points lower, what's that put him at?&nbsp; 40?&nbsp; Damn, Betty got her hand on red krypto.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!</p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by spoon on 1-22-06 @ 4:41 AM</font>

[tele7]

<p>Queen?&nbsp; The older the better.</p>

7 and a Switchblade

[spoon]

I give it 1 more hour before Dave wakes up with his huge hangover or manages to navigate through the bed-spins to the computer and finally respond to this thread.&nbsp; The Betty train a keeps on chuggin!!

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[silera]

<p>We were having sex at 5am on Saturday morning and Dave called us 3 times.</p>

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[spoon]

That's the closest he came to sex in a long time.&nbsp; Except that one time with Perrynoid.

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[TooCute]

I got a call at 4 AM and one at 5!

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[spoon]

<p>I guess the question is who didn't David call?</p><p>And which were actually booty calls??&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p>It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

I've never been so happy that a person doesn't have my phone number.

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[ShelleBink]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>I've never been so happy that a person doesn't have my phone number. <br /><br />Same here<br />

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[mikeyboy]

Now, I'm quite amazed that I <em>didn't</em> get a call.&nbsp; I thought it had something to do with not calling people with kids in the middle of the night, but that obviously wasn't the case with Silera and Alkey.

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[silera]

<p>I look forward to Dave's drunk messages.&nbsp; Sometimes he sings for us.&nbsp; <br />This time, no death threats were made against my person.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Snoogans]

unfortunately I actually answered<br />

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[ShelleBink]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>unfortunately I actually answered<br /><br />As I said the night Dave called you the infinite amount of times and I tried to sleep:<p>&nbsp;</p><p>TURN YOUR PHONE OFF&nbsp;</p>

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[Snoogans]

<p>i would turn my phone off, except that would be the night you call at 2am needing something and then you would wonder why my phone wasnt on</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

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[ShelleBink]

That's why I'd call the house line.<br />

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[Snoogans]

ahh whatever, you still have to deal with the fact your mod quote has my name in it. <br />

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[Snoogans]

speaking of, where the hell did i get this belt, i had like -20 points last game<br />

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[ShelleBink]

i know, i shower, but i still feel dirty<br />

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[Snoogans]

Thats cause Im turning you into a Baja wearin hippie<br />

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[ShelleBink]

you're trying.&nbsp; i'm still a big weenie at heart.<br />

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[MHasegawa]

You 2 make me wanna puke<br />

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[ShelleBink]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>You 2 make me wanna puke<br /><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" /><br />

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[East Side Dave]

<p>I called everyone in my cell phone except people whose name starts with &quot;M&quot;&nbsp;because <em><u><strong>m</strong></u></em>y&nbsp; <u><em><strong>mom</strong></em></u> yelled at me after I called her!! Yeehaw! Expect calls this friday night, chickens!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>PS- I would have responded earlier but I don't have a computer till Tuesday!! Mine is broken! Right now, I'm using the one at work!!&nbsp;</p><img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Hear me saturday nights Midnight to 6 and miscellaneous days- 95.9 The RAT; <a href="http://journals.aol.com/didvod/DaveysJournalTime/">blog</a>

<font color=black>This message was edited by East Side Dave on 1-24-06 @ 5:10 PM</font>