Chuck Norris facts

[spadanko]

<div class="header"><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts<img height="1" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/posttopic.cfm/Forum/images2/hr.gif" width="450" vspace="3" border="0" /></font></div><ol><li><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever. <br /><br /></font></li><li><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. <br /><br /></font></li><li><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. <br /><br /></font></li><li><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. <br /><br /></font></li><li><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. <br /><br /></font></li><li><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. <br /><br /></font></li><li><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies <br />the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. <br /><br /></font></li><li><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets. <br /><br /></font></li><li><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. <br /><br /></font></li><li><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. </font></li></ol><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3"><p>for more go to:</p><p><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/">http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/</a><br /><br /></p></font>

[SatCam]

go away...<br />

<font color=black>This message was edited by SatCam on 1-24-06 @ 1:46 PM</font>

[spadanko]

they were jsut talking about it, so I posted... don't be a scum bag

[SatCam]

OK, well these were posted like 5 times already. I thought you were a spammer or somethin, you know

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[Snoogans]

lready have this thread<br />

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[mikeyboy]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><strong><font size="50">GO AWAY</font></strong>&nbsp; <font color="#000000">That seems a little unwarranted</font><br />

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[SatCam]

I bet that's what Chuck Norris would've replied

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[spadanko]

<font size="4"><font face="times new roman,times,serif">my bad fellas... just started really posting around here...</font><font face="times new roman,times,serif"> i thought I had seen this posted, but couldn't find it...</font></font>

[yomudder21]

<p>that is the first time i saw it......................</p><p>i liked it, and then i held my sides as the laughter poured out from within.</p>

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[KC2OSO]

Chuck Norris is unwarranteed.<br />


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[Yosammity]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="4"><font face="times new roman,times,serif">my bad fellas... just started really posting around here...</font><font face="times new roman,times,serif"> i thought I had seen this posted, but couldn't find it...</font></font> <br />Well, I enjoyed the post.

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[Freakshow]

<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/80/Topic/47913/page/Little_known_facts_about_Chuck_Norris.htm">posted a bunch</a> </p><p><img src="http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/fs_boh.jpg" border="0" /><br />We don't need a cure we need a final solution </p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Freakshow on 1-24-06 @ 3:42 PM</font>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Chuck Norris facts</font></strong> </p><p>he was up for an academy award</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>on EARTH 3</p>

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[legroommusic]

oh I can't get enough of these chuck norris posts. Please don't lock this thread.

[Death Metal Moe]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>they were jsut talking about it, so I posted... don't be a scum bag <p><br />I like this new poster's spunky attitude.</p><p>Don't take shit from NOBODY Spider!</p>

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[Freakshow]

<p><a href="http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty">Jack Bauer thought Chuck Norris was a terrorist and killed him</a> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/fs_boh.jpg" border="0" /><br />We don't need a cure we need a final solution

<font color=black>This message was edited by Freakshow on 1-24-06 @ 6:13 PM</font>

[TheRealEddie]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>go away...<br />

<font color="black">This message was edited by SatCam on 1-24-06 @ 1:46 PM</font><br />Great idea, then all the new guys go to postwhores or talkradiofans.net.... show some class, man.<br />

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[Dirtybird12]

Chucky kicks ass

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[spadanko]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><a href="http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty">Jack Bauer thought Chuck Norris was a terrorist and killed him</a> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/fs_boh.jpg" border="0" /><br />We don't need a cure we need a final solution <font color="#000000">This message was edited by Freakshow on 1-24-06 @ 6:13 PM</font> Hell yeah! Jack Bauer would smack around walker texas Ranger!<br />

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[legroommusic]

Chuck norris seems like a good guy. real patriotic and family oriented. I always hated his martial arts style. I'm more of a jeff speakman fan. Now that guy's the perfect weapon.