Lindsay Lohan Is Going Batshit!! [Archive]

Reephdweller

01-31-2006, 01:52 PM

Lohan had reportedly just stepped out of the shower Friday afternoon, when she lost her grip on a teacup, which smashed to the ground. A shard of the broken cup connected with the actress' shin, leaving a gash that required 10 stitches to close.The accident marks Lohan's second hospital visit this year. Earlier this month, she was rushed to a Miami hospital after suffering an asthma attack on Jan. 2. She then gets a tattoo that says "breathe" because of the above.Vanity Fair published a tell-all interview with the actress in its current issue, in which she purportedly confessed to having battled bulimia, Lohan fought back, denying that she suffered from an eating disorder and claiming that the magazine "misused and misconstructed" her words. This girl is either starved for attention or is rapidly going down hill.

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01-31-2006, 01:55 PM

I thought you were calling her batshit because of where it happened."NEW YORK Jan 31, 2006 — Lindsay Lohan was treated at a
London hospital last week after she cut her leg in an accident at Bryan
Adams' home, according to published reports."<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=1562537" target="_self">link</a> 

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01-31-2006, 02:35 PM

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01-31-2006, 02:47 PM

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02-01-2006, 12:38 AM

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El Mudo

02-01-2006, 02:50 AM

"NEW YORK Jan 31, 2006 - Lindsay Lohan was treated at a London hospital last week after she cut her leg in an accident at Bryan Adams' home, according to published reports."

The more important question here is how in the heck does Bryan Adams still get tail of this quality?

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02-01-2006, 10:03 AM

Lindsay Lohan was treated at a London hospital last week after she cut her leg in an accident at Bryan Adams' home, according to published reports." quite a coincidence, doctors reported the broken teacup had 'cut like a knife'....that just felt 'so right'

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pennington

02-01-2006, 12:16 PM

Here's my advise to Ms. Lohan:Get a good photographer to take naked pictures of you now while you're young and gorgeous. Then in the future when your career has tanked and you're desperate for money you can sell them and you won't have to take current pictures.

libbyzibby

02-01-2006, 03:00 PM

put back on a few pounds and look like you did  in "confessions of a teenage drama queen'...you'll be soooooofucking hot again and get rid of the blonde hair   I cant believe she doesnt think she was hotter than than the i dont know what she looks like now Lindsay.....get smokin again...have a big mac and swallow it

Tall_James

03-01-2006, 09:53 AM

A.J.

03-01-2006, 09:56 AM

WOW!!!  The resolution of that picture is so clear, you can see the scars from the surgeon's incisions!!!

blakjeezis

03-01-2006, 09:58 AM

I hate a super freckle-y chick. Ich.

stinkbud

03-01-2006, 10:06 AM

Keep East Side Dave away from this picture...I already batched to it!

Sheeplovr

03-01-2006, 10:12 AM

eww so many freckles and such a ugly dress

TheMojoPin

03-01-2006, 10:27 AM

Seriously, she's disgusting.  And enough with the, "oh, you'd bang her if you could!"  Why the fuck should I?  I'm not allowed to have standards because someone is declared famous by teenybopper magazines?  Yeah, the boob is nice, but the rest of her looks like the old woman in the tub from The Shining.  AWFUL.

TheMojoPin

03-01-2006, 10:28 AM

And actually, I don't think there are any surgery scars.  Looks more like stretch marks from all the weight she lost from going on all of those coke benders.

Tall_James

03-01-2006, 10:41 AM

I love the red Kaballah string bracelet on her left wrist.  That's SO 2004.

ShelleBink

03-01-2006, 11:55 AM

She just looks awkward.

A.J.

03-01-2006, 12:09 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: Seriously, she's disgusting.  And enough with the, "oh, you'd bang her if you could!"  Why the fuck should I?  I'm not allowed to have standards because someone is declared famous by teenybopper magazines?  Yeah, the boob is nice, but the rest of her looks like the old woman in the tub from The Shining.  AWFUL. I think she's cute.  Yet all that hard living at such a young age has her hurdling toward Tara Reid wretchedness at an alarming rate.

SatCam

03-01-2006, 12:22 PM

And enough with the, "oh, you'd bang her if you could!"
I wouldn't. It looks like she would melt if my dick came anywhere near her. No one wants to clean up that mess!

SinA

03-01-2006, 01:02 PM

Tall_James wrote: <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/images/ll279.shtml" target="_self">NIP SLIP !!!! (NSFW)</a> change the 9 in the url to 8better yet, delete everyting after ...images/

CrashingNun

03-01-2006, 01:05 PM

El Mudo wrote: "NEW YORK Jan 31, 2006 — Lindsay Lohan was treated at a London hospital last week after she cut her leg in an accident at Bryan Adams' home, according to published reports." The more important question here is how in the heck does Bryan Adams still get tail of this quality?  ---- That might of been a typo, i read on some random internet gossip sites that she was dating Ryan Adams. or maybe the gossip site screwed up an it really is Bryan. More power to either one of them if there nailing that.

Tall_James

03-01-2006, 01:09 PM

SinA wrote: Tall_James wrote: <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/images/ll279.shtml" target="_self">NIP SLIP !!!! (NSFW)</a> change the 9 in the url to 8better yet, delete everyting after ...images/Oh wow.  She does not look good up close.  Hairy arms, leathery skin and check out those old lady hands!Thanks for pointing that out.

EliSnow

03-02-2006, 06:38 AM

Is the pic above from the fashion show where she pulled a Tara Reid and one of her breasts fell out of her dress?<a href="http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-03-02/">http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-03-02/</a>

Cybersoldier

03-02-2006, 09:04 AM

I wouldn't be surprise is she now says she is into women

Arienette

03-02-2006, 06:37 PM

This girl is either starved for attention or is rapidly going down hill.don't be so closed-minded.  why can't she be both?

suggums

03-02-2006, 06:39 PM

guess what, we're all gonna look like dick on a 10 megapixel camera with a flash.i'd hit it til the sun goes down and the cows come home and anyone that wouldn't is a liar or fez

TheQuestion

03-02-2006, 06:41 PM

Has there ever been one single child star who grew up to be normal and well adjusted?Just wondering.

SinA

03-02-2006, 06:44 PM

TheQuestion wrote: Has there ever been one single child star who grew up to be normal and well adjusted?Just wondering. Little Opie Cunningham.

Death Metal Moe

03-02-2006, 06:45 PM

suggums wrote: guess what, we're all gonna look like dick on a 10 megapixel camera with a flash.i'd hit it til the sun goes down and the cows come home and anyone that wouldn't is a liar or fez Indeed.  Not saying there's not problems, but not enough to make me NOT throw her a vicious banging.  And who am I to judge.  Come here ya leathery bitch.

Fallon

03-03-2006, 08:23 AM

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Patches

03-03-2006, 10:24 AM

I'd hit it, then steal her stash.

suggums

03-03-2006, 10:31 AM

Patches wrote: I'd hit it, then steal her stash.  i like this thinking

TheMojoPin

03-03-2006, 04:53 PM

I'm glad I don't hate my dick like some of you guys.

newport king

03-03-2006, 06:02 PM

i don't know why, but i always figured her to be the type of girl who picks her boogers and eats them.

A.J.

03-09-2006, 06:11 AM

<a href="http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/03/lindsay_lohan_would_do_a_nude_scene_if_she_knew_sh ed_win_an_oscar_for_the_role.php" target="_self">Lindsay willing to do a nude scene</a>

TheMojoPin

03-09-2006, 07:40 AM

Why, does she hate us?

torker

03-09-2006, 03:40 PM

newport king wrote: i don't know why, but i always figured her to be the type of girl who picks her boogers and eats them. Do you think she picks her ass and smells her fingers?

A.J.

07-25-2006, 06:12 AM

Some whacking material for Mojo.  <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/7790977.html#cutid1" target="_self">More pics here</a>.

This message was edited by A.J. on 7-25-06 @ 10:19 AM

JPMNICK

07-25-2006, 06:16 AM

holy jesus the whole body is freckeled

Tenbatsuzen

07-25-2006, 06:21 AM

Call me crazy, I don't like the coke-whore sunglasses, no makeup, crazy hair look. What happened to the bright-red hair, Lohan-in-the-blue bikini from a while ago?

TheGameHHH

07-25-2006, 11:31 AM

i love the coke-whore look she's rockin.......i think i just wanna fuck the hell out of her once and then pretend she never exisited.

cougarjake13

07-25-2006, 03:38 PM

JPMNICK wrote: holy jesus the whole body is freckeled and when i'm done with her she'll be polka dotted all over her body

DarkHippie

07-25-2006, 03:41 PM

My new boss looks like her, but hotter

SatCam

07-25-2006, 08:37 PM

I'm at the point with her where it's either a full body covering or nothing at all. Don't tease us with that raggy dress schtick.

What do you want? Are we gonna go out? Are we gonna have sex?

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Don Stugots

07-26-2006, 01:58 AM

newport king wrote: i don't know why, but i always figured her to be the type of girl who picks her boogers and eats them. if your right then she just became hotter for me.  thanks.

Reephdweller

07-26-2006, 02:40 AM

JPMNICK wrote: holy jesus the whole body is freckeled Now I wanna see her freckled asshole.

Tenbatsuzen

07-26-2006, 02:57 PM

<a href="http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1219436,00.html" target="_self">Lindsay goes into the hospital for "overheating" and "dehydration".</a> <img width="288" height="216" border="0" src="http://www.ne.jp/asahi/betty/boop/amazonhs.JPG" /> "Bullshit... or... not?"

Don Stugots

07-26-2006, 03:10 PM

Reefdweller wrote: JPMNICK wrote: holy jesus the whole body is freckeled Now I wanna see her freckled asshole.i will play connect the dots on her ass.

cougarjake13

07-26-2006, 03:30 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: Reefdweller wrote: JPMNICK wrote: holy jesus the whole body is freckeled Now I wanna see her freckled asshole.i will play connect the dots on her ass.and after that i'll stick it in her ass

Don Stugots

07-26-2006, 03:31 PM

cougarjake13 wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Reefdweller wrote: JPMNICK wrote: holy jesus the whole body is freckeled Now I wanna see her freckled asshole.i will play connect the dots on her ass.and after that i'll stick it in her assthat is what i was saying but i was trying to clean it up alittle.

Lumber

07-26-2006, 03:55 PM

suggums wrote:  i'd hit it til the sun goes down and the cows come home and anyone that wouldn't is a liar or fez           I`d drag my dick through 4 miles of broken glass just to sniff the tires on the laundry truck that took her panties to the cleaners.

Don Stugots

07-26-2006, 04:55 PM

Lumber wrote: suggums wrote:  i'd hit it til the sun goes down and the cows come home and anyone that wouldn't is a liar or fez           I`d drag my dick through 4 miles of broken glass just to sniff the tires on the laundry truck that took her panties to the cleaners.i will pick the corn out of her shit and mix it with some mashed potatoes.

Tenbatsuzen

07-28-2006, 10:23 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: <a target="_self" href="http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1219436,00.html">Lindsay goes into the hospital for "overheating" and "dehydration".</a> <img width="288" height="216" border="0" src="http://www.ne.jp/asahi/betty/boop/amazonhs.JPG" /> "Bullshit... or... not?"    According to a studio head... bullshit! <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0728061lohan1.html" target="_blank">CEO sends a letter to Lindsey, and the Smoking Gun is THERE!</a>

A.J.

07-28-2006, 10:37 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0728061lohan1.html" target="_blank">CEO sends a letter to Lindsey, and the Smoking Gun is THERE!</a>Translation of the aforementioned letter:  "Thin, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, hon."<img height="204" src="http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Third_Party_Photo/2005/12/14/1134594035_4687.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

Fallon

07-28-2006, 11:46 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: According to a studio head... bullshit! <a target="_blank" href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0728061lohan1.html">CEO sends a letter to Lindsey, and the Smoking Gun is THERE!</a>   Weird...<img width="484" height="288" border="0" src="http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h281/WWFallon/CUNT.jpg" />

torker

07-28-2006, 11:51 AM

A.J. wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote:  <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0728061lohan1.html" target="_blank">CEO sends a letter to Lindsey, and the Smoking Gun is THERE!</a>Translation of the aforementioned letter:   Put that cocaine down!! Cocaine is for closers only. Do you think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Lohan?                          <img height="86" src="http://www.alecbaldwin.com/images/glengarry1_ab.jpg" width="137" border="0" /> 

This message was edited by torker on 7-28-06 @ 4:07 PM

A.J.

07-31-2006, 10:38 AM

<a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=cat&name=more%20Lindsay%20Lohan" target="_self">More bikini pics</a>.

Enabler

07-31-2006, 12:34 PM

It really pisses me off that this stupid bitch JUST turned 20 and has already been partying/photographed in nearly every hot club for the past 3 years. Why is there no culpability on the part of these clubs when Lohan is seen openly drinking underage? I fucking hate hollywood!!! The only thing worse than her is her mother. Kudos to whoever bitchslaps them both back into reality.  

cougarjake13

07-31-2006, 03:32 PM

fagenabler wrote: It really pisses me off that this stupid bitch JUST turned 20 and has already been partying/photographed in nearly every hot club for the past 3 years. Why is there no culpability on the part of these clubs when Lohan is seen openly drinking underage? I fucking hate hollywood!!! The only thing worse than her is her mother. Kudos to whoever bitchslaps them both back into reality.   fuck that what about the cops, they can se the pics too, they can use that against her, no ?

JustJon

08-01-2006, 07:36 AM

And her UK record label <a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/lohan%20sacked%20by%20island%20records_1004053" target="_blank">drops her</a>...

cupcakelove

08-01-2006, 07:37 AM

JustJon wrote: And her UK record label <a target="_blank" href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/lohan%20sacked%20by%20island%20records_1004053">drops her</a>... But she's just a little girl...

Reephdweller

01-12-2007, 08:15 PM

Nice rack on Lindsay...NSFW<a href="http://perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/the_return_of_hohan_20070113.php">http://perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/the_return_of_hohan_20070113.php</a>

cougarjake13

01-13-2007, 05:47 AM

Reefdweller wrote: Nice rack on Lindsay...NSFW<a href="http://perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/the_return_of_hohan_20070113.php">http://perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/the_return_of_hohan_20070113.php</a>not badid love to see a sex video of hers

JimBeam

01-13-2007, 09:02 AM

I understand this pic can scare away demons :<img src="http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/01/a_public_service_annou_1/publicservice.jpg" border="0" alt="publicservice.jpg" width="450" height="619" />

TheGameHHH

01-13-2007, 09:29 AM

theres nothing this girl could do that would turn me off to her, every slip she has makes her so much hotter to me. i might move to hollywood just to fuck her.

Hottub

01-13-2007, 09:32 AM

Not if I get there first!!

TheGameHHH

01-13-2007, 09:42 AM

i just booked a 4pm flight to LAX out of Newark, im leaving in an hour.

Hottub

01-13-2007, 09:44 AM

DAMN!  Tap it one time for Tub!

TheGameHHH

01-13-2007, 09:46 AM

ill make her call me Hottub at least once

Don Stugots

01-13-2007, 09:55 AM

tell her i said Hi and that i am sorry i didnt call her.  i have been busy.

TheGameHHH

01-13-2007, 09:55 AM

i already know her answer, "Don who?"

EliSnow

01-13-2007, 10:25 AM

She may be nuts, but she's got a great rack.

cougarjake13

01-13-2007, 11:11 AM

TheGameHHH wrote: i already know her answer, "Don who?" either that or i love that mr furley guy

Don Stugots

01-13-2007, 11:12 AM

cougarjake13 wrote: TheGameHHH wrote: i already know her answer, "Don who?" either that or i love that mr furley guy ha ha.