Rate the Busted Florida Stripper [Archive]

Mike Teacher

02-04-2006, 01:22 PM

From The Smoking Gun:Below you will find mug shots of 25 strippers arrested as part of the latest Pasco County probe, which involved undercover officers infiltrating the joints and, in some instances, receiving lap dances that, um, rubbed the cops the wrong way. According to criminal complaints, of the 25 women arrested, 23 (or 92 percent) were inked, including one woman who had a "Daddy's Girl" tattoo on the back of one shoulder. (25 pages)Well, there they are, numbers 1-25; some are very girl-next-door [#2, for example, IMO], some are just... ummm... [shudder]<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0203062strip1.html" target="_blank">Mug Shots Here</a>

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booster11373

02-04-2006, 01:29 PM

The chick on the first page is pretty hot, but darkness is the friend of the rest.

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PapaBear

02-04-2006, 01:33 PM

Keeping in mind that people are usually about 5 times better looking in real life, than in mug shots, most of them are ok. It seams like they saved the worst ones for the end of the list.

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Mike Teacher

02-04-2006, 01:42 PM

True on the making ya look bad. I dont know why, but I just love the mug shot section of TSG.#23 has me scared. 'She' looks a bit like a high school quarterback i knew. He had longer hair.

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Sheeplovr

02-04-2006, 01:58 PM

more then half of those have to be dudes 

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torker

02-04-2006, 02:26 PM

Number 5 was my fav...<img height="262" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip5.jpg" width="264" border="0" />and bringing up the rear...<img height="240" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip21.jpg" width="218" border="0" />#21.

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Death Metal Moe

02-04-2006, 02:55 PM

Yea, what happened towards the end?  There are some normal looking girls, a few that are woof woof and suddenly you just fall into cross dressing guys.Wow.   

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Fallon

02-04-2006, 03:11 PM

<img width="350" height="345" border="0" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip23.jpg" />THAT'S A DUDE!!! 

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sr71blackbird

02-04-2006, 03:20 PM

<img height="415" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip12.jpg" width="419" border="0" />Like, what everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........

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furie

02-04-2006, 03:23 PM

The chick on the first page is pretty hot, but darkness is the friend of the rest.

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Germans like to kill People 

sums it all up

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Dirtybird12

02-04-2006, 03:49 PM

quote: <img height="345" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip23.jpg" width="350" border="0" />THAT'S A DUDE!!!   aka Mikey D <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /> 

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bobrobot

02-04-2006, 03:49 PM

If she is a "calendar girl" then these are the last days dear friends!<img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip25.jpg" width="550" border="0" />

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Dirtybird12

02-04-2006, 03:50 PM

bobrobot

02-04-2006, 03:52 PM

quote: <img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip3.jpg" width="550" border="0" />  subtle finger gesture there... 

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bobrobot

02-04-2006, 03:55 PM

If love at first site is a crime, then book me now & throw away the key yer honor!!!<img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip6.jpg" width="550" border="0" />oy vey!!!

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bobrobot

02-04-2006, 03:56 PM

The "Soccer Mom" whore<img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip7.jpg" width="550" border="0" />

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bobrobot

02-04-2006, 03:59 PM

This 1 thinks she won the Special Olympics!!! I wanna thank the academy...<img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip11.jpg" width="550" border="0" />

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bobrobot

02-04-2006, 04:04 PM

1st known case of achieving orgasm thru photography (and I think she's pinching her nipples behind that card)!<img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip17.jpg" width="550" border="0" />

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bobrobot

02-04-2006, 04:06 PM

Mr. Spock's daughter<img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip20.jpg" width="550" border="0" />

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sr71blackbird

02-04-2006, 04:10 PM

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Death Metal Moe

02-04-2006, 04:11 PM

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bobrobot

02-04-2006, 04:11 PM

Myranda Barbee (any relation to Klaus?) star of the porno version of Die Valkyrie!<img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip21.jpg" width="550" border="0" />

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bobrobot

02-04-2006, 04:12 PM

Looks like it's THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!!! quote:  <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/DeathMetalStripper.jpg" border="0" />   <img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BoboPlan.jpg" border="0" /> Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives! And remember, my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. <a href="http://www.bobogolem.com/">bobogolem.com</a>

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Death Metal Moe

02-04-2006, 04:14 PM

Yea but check my great stomach and whore tattoo! 

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cupcakelove

02-04-2006, 04:28 PM

I don't get why the article points out that most of them have tattoos.  Is that illegal in Florida?  And why did a bunch of them get arrested for exposing sexual organs?  Every strip club I've been to in Florida is guilty of this, and I don't see what the problem is.

Bulldogcakes

02-04-2006, 05:14 PM

<img width="550" height="545" border="0" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip21.jpg" />

Prostitution? No court will ever convict him. I mean her. 

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Bulldogcakes

02-04-2006, 05:15 PM

Half of these girls were arrested for "Lewdness" and "exposing their genitals". Uhh. . isn't that their job? 

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mikeyboy

02-04-2006, 05:17 PM

quote: <img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip17.jpg" width="550" border="0" />Oh, Betty Thomas, you've fallen so far. 

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Bulldogcakes

02-04-2006, 05:21 PM

<img width="550" height="545" border="0" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip24.jpg" />Amy Gilbertson. Charged with Prostitution, Lewdness, and refusing to eat a sandwich. 

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Tall_James

02-04-2006, 05:26 PM

<img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip19.jpg" width="550" border="0" />Not to nitpick, but what the fuck is going on with her ears in this picture??? What sort of misshapen mess does she have on the sides of her head?  Too many guys grabbing onto them and pulling them towards their genitals?

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suggums

02-04-2006, 05:33 PM

Moe, you fucked my day up real bad with that photoshop.Nice work 

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bobrobot

02-04-2006, 05:37 PM

quote: <img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip19.jpg" width="550" border="0" />Not to nitpick, but what the fuck is going on with her ears in this picture??? What sort of misshapen mess does she have on the sides of her head?  Too many guys grabbing onto them and pulling them towards their genitals?  That's no ear, there's a slug in her hair!<img height="224" src="http://hgic.clemson.edu/factsheets/Graphics/daylily/slug.jpg" width="229" border="0" /> 

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Mike Teacher

02-05-2006, 03:08 AM

As if a bad mug shot wasnt enough, some genius wrote the crime of 'Prostition' on many of those.

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booster11373

02-05-2006, 07:45 AM

Did'nt Ron say on multiple times that Florida has the best strippers.Well I cry, FOUL SIR, FOUL!

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bobrobot

02-05-2006, 08:12 PM

quote: Did'nt Ron say on multiple times that Florida has the best strippers.  Ron said the best PAINT strippers!!!<img height="247" src="http://www.uyseg.org/sustain-ed/IMAGES/dupont_paint.jpg" width="300" border="0" />  

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Death Metal Moe

02-05-2006, 08:14 PM

And I could have SWORN he said "Tippers"<img width="475" height="346" border="0" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/njdmmoe/ronnie2B.jpg" /> 

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JPMNICK

02-05-2006, 08:29 PM

talk about the skank shift

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02-05-2006, 08:33 PM

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02-05-2006, 08:35 PM

quote: quote: talk about the skank shift  Come on.  The beautiful babies do work midnight til six.  on wednesday's 

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Yerdaddy

02-06-2006, 03:13 AM

<img height="545" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip7.jpg" width="550" border="0" />"Benzonnnnn!!!"

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Yerdaddy

02-06-2006, 03:37 AM

<img height="400" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip12.jpg" width="400" border="0" />Looks like there's going to be some pissed off people who have to clean their own houses this week.<img height="400" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip18.jpg" width="400" border="0" />"No, Phonics Monkey! That's a baaaad Phonics Monkey!!!!" <img height="113" src="http://www.bestsp.piwko.pl/s313.gif" width="150" border="0" />

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Doogie

02-06-2006, 03:55 AM

This one looks like Farley in a bit from SNL:<img title="Fat Whore" height="545" alt="Fat Whore" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip21.jpg" width="550" border="0" />

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UnknownPD

02-06-2006, 10:44 AM

As we sit here on the verge of World War III its nice to see the Florida cops are keeping us all safe.

landarch

02-06-2006, 11:18 AM

NOw that's a horrifying reality check, can we please get back to the transsexual strippers, PLEASE!

mendyweiss

02-06-2006, 12:17 PM

Two things America will never have a shortatge of, guns and buck tooth whores.

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Tazz

02-06-2006, 12:36 PM

Did they spell "Prostitution" wrong on all of those cards on purpose? Or is "Prostition" an abbreviation of some sort?

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bobrobot

02-06-2006, 12:45 PM

quote: "Prostitution"  I'd stuff my schlong in a blender before mosta those sow bitches!!!<img height="359" src="http://www.neo-shop.com/tiendas/0009/productos/Turbo%20Blender%20AQ48R2.jpg" width="226" border="0" />just put a lil hair around the rim... 

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Mr.Pants

02-06-2006, 01:55 PM

I've never been about prouder about being a Florida resident.

bobrobot

02-06-2006, 02:38 PM

quote: I've never been about prouder about being a Florida resident.  Spoken like a true Florididlian!<img title="Ned Flanders" height="223" alt="Ned Flanders" src="http://www.jasonbennion.com/photos/albums/Misc/flanders.jpg" width="171" align="middle" border="0" /> 

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Bulldogcakes

02-06-2006, 03:31 PM

quote:Or is "Prostition" an abbreviation of some sort?  Apparently its a variation on prostitution. I googled "Prostition" and got this.  <img width="453" height="600" border="0" src="http://www.njweedman.com/fatass.jpg" /> 

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FUNKMAN

02-06-2006, 03:34 PM

maybe they meant " Prosthetics"...<img height="308" src="http://www.campanellaoandp.com/prostheticsf2.jpg" width="201" border="0" />

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Mr.Pants

02-06-2006, 03:49 PM

Whoops. What the hell's the matter with me?

Bulldogcakes

02-06-2006, 04:19 PM

If prostition isn't a word, we should make it one. I like the sound of it. Has a certain ring to it. <img width="427" height="336" border="0" src="http://home.comcast.net/~beanzandrice/pictures/boner.jpg" /> "I used to open doors with my hands, but since I had the prostition surgically implanted on my unit, now I can open heavy steel doors with my perpetually turgid member!" 

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