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Jester
10-17-2001, 04:47 PM
Do you believe that he really has anthrax? He has come up with some crazy things recently. I don't know after the Maddog event he is really looking pretty shady with these things.
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IkeaBoy
10-17-2001, 04:54 PM
yeah, he has Anthrax, sure he does. It might not be a bit, he seems to type to cough and thinks he has AIDS.
and the cause of the powder that caused Billy to think he has Anthrax
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MrMarcus
10-17-2001, 04:56 PM
How can you people be so heartless? Can't you see the man is dying? Can't you see he's sick?
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Christy
10-17-2001, 04:57 PM
Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jester
10-17-2001, 05:01 PM
OK now him being on the phone has REALLY made me believe that there are only a few more days to enjoy him alive.
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Death Metal Moe
10-17-2001, 05:42 PM
Oh come now everybody. I think we've ALL tried to get out of work and school.
Now I know that we'd all shoot Kenny Allen in the face for a spot on the show, but for Staples, it's work. Yea, he gets on air ever now and then, but in between, he works. SO look at this as a guy calling out to his job.
But for the record, I think he's full of shit too.
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TheGameHHH
10-17-2001, 05:55 PM
[Fez voice] ANTHRAX NNNNOOOOOOWWWWWW! [Fez voice]
Code Grinder
10-17-2001, 06:00 PM
You guys are being too rough on Billy. After all, he's got the telltale <i>flu-like symptoms</i> that mark the beginnings of anthrax. I mean, I could see him mistaking the flu for anthrax if it were <i>flu season</i> or something, but...
oh, wait a minute...
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jamesdiggy
10-17-2001, 06:02 PM
With his diet he should of said he had Scurvy.
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CruelCircus
10-17-2001, 06:54 PM
Ikea,
Is it wrong that I'm considering giving out little packages of powdered donuts for Halloween?
On a lighter note, I got a sore throat earlier in the week, and although intuitively I knew it was just a cold or whatever, you can't help but think a bit about the FBA right now... that's Full-Blown-Anthrax.
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desolate
10-17-2001, 09:36 PM
Well, I was feeling pretty bad too, and I went to the doctor, and guess what? I have pnuemonia. I jokingly said " it must be anthrax" and the doctor looked at me like I was an idiot ( Which I am, but he doesn't know that) And proceeded to prescribe antibiotics and a cortico steroid. This whole anthrax thing is getting blown way out of proportion. Sure it's scary, but it isn't contagious like ebola.
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IkeaBoy
10-17-2001, 09:52 PM
I don't think so, I want to put powder all over myself the 31st and run around screaming "I'm Captain Anthrax" but I think it might be too soon
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The Blowhard
10-17-2001, 10:02 PM
Get well Ferris!;)
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10-17-2001, 10:10 PM
I think billy just has himself convinced he has the a, lots of people with that problem latley
EffMeBoobs
10-17-2001, 10:21 PM
Make sure you get a doctor's note for school....err...I mean work tomorrow. :)
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HordeKing1
10-17-2001, 11:05 PM
IKEABOY - Your posts in this thread are hysterical. Most excellent.
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RF Godfather
10-18-2001, 06:11 AM
Billy + Anthrax = Good 2-3 hours of Radio.
Hope you are ok though, Billy. It's probaby a cold but nowadays everything is blown out of proportions.
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Hey, Billy was right. I saw a website reporting Suicide Cab Anthrax. Of course, it was the same website that reported that picture of the guy on the WTC with the plane in the background.
Billy really does believe he has Anthrax. That's the scary part.
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IkeaBoy
10-18-2001, 12:23 PM
I was reading the 'print' Onion today and this made me think of Billy:
Woman with Sore Throat Thinks It Might be Anthrax
NEW YORK- Alicia Dubrow, 23, an assistant copy editor at Shape magazine, expressed fear Monday that her recent sore throat is the result of anthrax. "I haven't had a sore throat in, like, two years, and suddenly I get one," said Dubrow, searching WebMD for information on symptoms of the disease. "I've also sort of had a backache lately, which is weird." Dubrow, who made a metnal note to watch closely for reddish-brown sores, said she droped by the Shape mailroom last Friday to grab a box of rubber bands but does not recall handling any packages.
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Dirtybird11
10-18-2001, 01:46 PM
you'll be fine billy- your jus a lil airsick g,g,g,g
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MrMarcus
10-18-2001, 02:44 PM
Maybe Billy Staples meant to say that he has Anthrax tickets?
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Yeah could be, then he might have an excuse. Ya know, I was scared Sunday cause I personally woke up with "flu like symptoms" AT first, I thought do I have the Big A? Then I laughed. Billy, please think about it.
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FezWad
10-18-2001, 03:56 PM
No anthrax trust me...........
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Tenbatsuzen
10-18-2001, 10:03 PM
Billy Staples = Patient Zero.
Although the visual of Opie getting the Silkwood shower gave me the chuckles for a good half hour.
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Tyler Durden
10-19-2001, 04:02 PM
Damn. Anthrax isn't contagious, no chance of Al catching anything.
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